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Funny story: New study reveals shaken babies score low on tests; many southerners and WWF wrestlers affected with Shaken Baby Syndrome

New study reveals shaken babies score low on tests; many southerners and WWF wrestlers affected with Shaken Baby Syndrome

A new study revealed today that babies which are shaken by their parents score lower on standardized achievement and end-of-grade tests when they are school aged than their unshaken peers.

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Funny story: New Shower Curtain Goes Up Today!

New Shower Curtain Goes Up Today!

Let's face it. I don't have a lot going in my life, so later today when I install my new shower curtain, I will live on that accomplishment for a week. Some people are multi-taskers. They can juggle a bunch of stuff into a day's life and still get the kids home from soccer practice, fry up a decent dinner for the husband, and then sexulate him once the kids are asleep (I hope to God. P...

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Funny story: Florida Theme Park Bans Children

Florida Theme Park Bans Children

Orlando, Florida (IPP) - A popular theme park in Florida has decided to ban children from its parks. Only adults 18 years old or older will be admitted from now on.

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Funny story: It is now Legal to Sell your Children

It is now Legal to Sell your Children

As from the 6th January 2008, every parent, foster parent, guardian will have the right by law to sell their children announced President George W. Bush of America, President Yar'Adua of Nigeria, and many others.

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Funny story: The Gosellin Family Giving Birth to Eight More?

The Gosellin Family Giving Birth to Eight More?

John and Kate Gosselin of the hit family show "Jon and Kate Plus 8" will be reportedly giving birth to eight more!...

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Funny story: Boy sold on Internet Auction Site

Boy sold on Internet Auction Site

For the first time ever, a four year old child has been sold on an internet auction site.

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Funny story: Jailed Mum Defends Daughter's Decision To 'Bunk Off' From School

Jailed Mum Defends Daughter's Decision To 'Bunk Off' From School

A mother who was jailed because she failed to ensure her daughter attended school, has spoke out in defence of the girl's decision, saying that the education system is a joke, and that she, herself, never went to...

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Funny story: British Paedos To Have Special 'Holiday Camps' In Thailand

British Paedos To Have Special 'Holiday Camps' In Thailand

British paedophiles heading to Thailand will in the future be housed in 'special holiday camps' currently being built by Thai developers.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Awarded Custody Of Two Plastic Dolls To Prove 'Mother-Worth'

Britney Spears Awarded Custody Of Two Plastic Dolls To Prove 'Mother-Worth'

Britney Spears, the troubled pop star, has been given custody of two plastic baby dolls, so that authorities can ascertain whether or not she is capable of spending time safely with her children agai...

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Funny story: Enid Blyton says 'Get with reading kids'

Enid Blyton says 'Get with reading kids'

Dead Children's Author, Enid Blyton is to front the Government's new reading initiative - called 'Get with reading, Kids'. In an attempt to seem cool, cutting edge, and street, the government is using the type of language that has not...

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Funny story: Bush sinks SCHIP filled with kids using his Veto torpedo! "No (Healthy) Child Left Behind"?

Bush sinks SCHIP filled with kids using his Veto torpedo! "No (Healthy) Child Left Behind"?

Washington, D.C. Proving once again that a compassionate Republican is about as difficult to find as a needle in a haystack, President Bush...

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Funny story: Toddler survives tower block fall

Toddler survives tower block fall

A four-year-old boy is recovering in hospital after falling from the ninth floor of a block of flats.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Ordered to Surrender Custody of Children to Federline

Britney Spears Ordered to Surrender Custody of Children to Federline

A Los Angeles judge ordered Pop Princess Britney Spears to surrender custody of her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline due to "habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol." While this is not the permanent custody...

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Funny story: Hillary To Handout $5,000 To U.S. Babies

Hillary To Handout $5,000 To U.S. Babies

Just when you thought the presidential candidates couldn't possibly do or say anything else stupid ...

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Funny story: "Bring Your Kids to Work" Day a Hit in Cambodia and Thailand

"Bring Your Kids to Work" Day a Hit in Cambodia and Thailand

"Bring Your Kids to Work Day" has become quite popular in several countries along the Pacific rim, according to one spokesperson for the Universal Children's Organization. "It's amazing! The kids go to work with the parents, and productivity seem...

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Funny story: Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future

Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future

Reports by the US Treasury Department that Social Security and Medicare will be bankrupt by 2041, and there will be nothing left for our young people when they retire, has caused an entire generation of our youth to become frightened, aggressive, hyp...

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Funny story: Do a dry run with your kids now to help them get over first day of school jitters or cold feet, say experts

Do a dry run with your kids now to help them get over first day of school jitters or cold feet, say experts

Los Angeles, California - As summer draws to a close and with schools starting up, many parents are wondering what they can do to help their children make the transition back to school a little bit easier. Experts advise parents not to wait until the...

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