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Funny story: Prince William Breaks Off Engagement To Kate Middleton in Order to Marry Kate Middleton

Prince William Breaks Off Engagement To Kate Middleton in Order to Marry Kate Middleton

Determined to avoid history repeating itself, Prince William has called off his wedding to Kate Middleton in order to marry Kate Middleton after divorcing his first wife. "Kate is the love of his life," confided a friend of the Prince, "so natural...

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Funny story: So, William, is it a suicide pact like Adolf and Eva?

So, William, is it a suicide pact like Adolf and Eva?

London - (Eine Schweine Nacht Musik Mess): Numerology nutz are wet with rapture that 29 April 2011 will be Wills' and Kate's wedding date. On that very day in 1945 Adolf Hitler wed Eva Braun, the pair committing suicide within 24 hours. A hellu...

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Funny story: The RMT Union schedules strike action for Royal Wedding

The RMT Union schedules strike action for Royal Wedding

RMT union leader Bob Crow has caused raw anger by declaring his intention to ballot members for strike action on the London Underground for 29th April 2011, the date of the Royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. A statement relea...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Reveals her Wedding Dress

Kate Middleton Reveals her Wedding Dress

News has leaked from the Middleton camp as to what Kate Middleton's dress will look like on her big day in April. Wedding planner, Toby Orrent, has been seen taking in a collection of top designer names from Versace to Caroline Castigliano. So far...

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Funny story: The 29th April 2011

The 29th April 2011

So it's official. The Wedding will take place on Friday 29th April 2011. Coverage of every conceivable aspect of the marriage is spread, ad nauseam, across all parts of the media. But the good news is that The Spoof has done your homework for...

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Funny story: House of Windsor hate pact as Kate & Wills pick Duchess of Windsor funeral 25th anniversary

House of Windsor hate pact as Kate & Wills pick Duchess of Windsor funeral 25th anniversary

London - (Nazi Ass Mess): The House of Windsor hate pact has reared its ugly once again with today's royal wedding announcement. Kate and William's choice of 29 April coincides with Adolf Hitler's wedding to Eva Braun in a Berlin bunker in 1945.

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Funny story: Slash Plays To Soothe Bickering Royal Couple

Slash Plays To Soothe Bickering Royal Couple

Ace axeman Slash has intervened to smooth troubled waters in a Royal spat. The Velvet Revolver riffmeister was apparently mooching around last weekend when he heard raised voices at Clarence House. A friend of his told us: "He was just chilling...

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Funny story: Surrey City Man Looking Forward to Sex with Social Climbing Actuary/Wife in 2013

Surrey City Man Looking Forward to Sex with Social Climbing Actuary/Wife in 2013

London based futures trader Martin Susspeck is planning to short his own wife's investment in the future successor to Queen Catherine Middleton. "Daft cow has it in her head if she times the next pup proper, the kid can marry William and Kitty's f...

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Funny story: "My Great-Great-Great Grandfather did not marry that rich American woman for this!"

"My Great-Great-Great Grandfather did not marry that rich American woman for this!"

The highest levels of British society are reacting with dismay to the news that Prince William is to marry from below stairs. "Really!" spat The Honourable Arabella Snyde-Custom, near Sloane Square. "Next you'll expect me to believe these larks...

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Funny story: If you want to wear copies of Kate Middleton's outfits read the following:

If you want to wear copies of Kate Middleton's outfits read the following:

Ladies (and drag queens etc.. if you are drooling over the photographs of Kate Middleton, Royal Icon of fashion and wish to copy her 'wardrobe', just take a walk down your local hightstreet and visit the clothing stores, photos of her in hand. You are sure to find similar outfits at much cheaper prices. If you are Canadian (or American?), pick up your latest edition of Sear's Fall and Winter c...

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Funny story: Grief counselling as Kate told she will never be Queen

Grief counselling as Kate told she will never be Queen

London - (Psychobabble Mess): Shrinks have counselled Kate Middleton after the horrible truth dawned on the royal wannabe. Months of relentless haranguing about which goddam' tiara will be hers to wear, share or pawn broke down last night. Sho...

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Funny story: Country already bored of Royal Wedding warn experts

Country already bored of Royal Wedding warn experts

As the nation warms-up for the media wank-fest that will be the marriage of Kate "You would wouldn't you?" Middleton and Prince "He's starting to look like his dad, isn't he?" William, pollsters Youguff have reported a steady drop in interest in the...

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Funny story: Russell Brand in 'I shagged your granddaughter' call to Kate Middleton granny

Russell Brand in 'I shagged your granddaughter' call to Kate Middleton granny

London - (Satanic Slutz Mess): Stupefied silence greeted the announcement followed by loud hissing sound - like a colostomy bag seething with boiling effluent... "And what's more I've got the bloody vid to prove it!" The former wild man's call...

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Funny story: Palace Wedding Warning: Beware Ticket Tout

Palace Wedding Warning: Beware Ticket Tout

Buckingham Palace has taken the pre-emptive step of announcing that under no circumstances will the Duchess of York be in a position to sell, lease, trade, swap, barter, boot sale or otherwise undertake to procure invitations to the upcoming nuptials...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding: The Entertainment

Royal Wedding: The Entertainment

Spoof Entertainment correspondent Wanda Partay has exciting news regarding the musical lineup for the Royal Wedding. "I've got exciting news regarding the musical lineup for Royal Wedding! Well, y'know how Sir Elton played that song at Di's funera...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Reveals her Shock favourite on X-factor

Kate Middleton Reveals her Shock favourite on X-factor

Kate Middleton has revealed her favourite act on X-factor, and its a shocker. Contrary to what people may think, Kate's closest friends have revealed that Kate likes to support the underdog, just like Princess Diana did. And for that reason her...

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Funny story: Wills and Kate to sign Prenuptial agreement

Wills and Kate to sign Prenuptial agreement

Already being touted as a thoroughly modern marriage, Prince William and Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor are set to sign a prenup. The Spoof's Royal correspondant Oliver Champagne has seen details of the couple's agreement. "Yes...

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