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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Will Take Justin Bieber Out On A Date For His 17th Birthday On March 1, 2011

Kim Kardashian Will Take Justin Bieber Out On A Date For His 17th Birthday On March 1, 2011

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian star of Growing Up Kardashian has reportedly called up Justin Bieber and told him that she will be taking him out on a date for his 17th birthday this coming Tuesday. Kardashian who has dated some pretty high profi...

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Funny story: Justin Beiber, sheer poetry

Justin Beiber, sheer poetry

Justin Beiber went to Barber In a shower of pain Said to Barber "I can't see So cut my fringe again." Barber did what he was told Then watched while Justin cried. "You took too much off my great locks Now I will have to hide." So Justin hid for about a month Until his locks grew long. His fans had all forgotten him And had all moved along. He couldn't handle this new 'state' And...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber donates first pubic hair to charity

Justin Bieber donates first pubic hair to charity

London - All proceeds will go to the actor's charitable foundation ahead of being auctioned 'to raise money for disadvantaged children who've not had the chance of buying the My World 2.0 album'. The actor told Ellen DeGeneres the stray lone stran...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber In Hot Rod Accident

Justin Bieber In Hot Rod Accident

Canadian pop-R&B singer and actor Justin Bieber is recovering in hospital this evening after being involved in an incident at a friend's home when a red hot poker was shoved up his arse. Bieber was making last minute preparations for his 17th...

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Funny story: Teenage girls disappointed as they flock to download Justin Bieber's penis tone

Teenage girls disappointed as they flock to download Justin Bieber's penis tone

Hordes of screaming teenage fans and the odd parish priest were disappointed today as they flocked to teenage heartthrob Justin Bieber's website following his announcement of the acquisition of a new penis tone. While many of the girls were hoping...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber To Star As The Voices In New Cartoon Show, "Socks The Cat"

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber To Star As The Voices In New Cartoon Show, "Socks The Cat"

HOLLYWOOD - Young teen idols Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have just been signed to lend their voices to cartoon characters appearing on the new animated cartoon show titled, Socks The Cat. The show is based loosely on President Bill Clinton's da...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Sends Twenty Bouquets, Weird Socks to Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber Sends Twenty Bouquets, Weird Socks to Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber may say that he and Selena Gomez are not an item but that didn't keep the singer from sending her twenty bouquets of flowers and some weird socks for Valentine's Day according to friends of Gomez. "Wow. Justin Bieber really knows how...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Begs Mom to Have a Boy/Girl Sleepover

Justin Bieber Begs Mom to Have a Boy/Girl Sleepover

Being discovered at an early age has its disadvantages according to Justin Bieber. In a recent interview, Bieber was asked what regrets he has, if any, about his meteoric rise to fame at such an early age. He replied that probably the biggest regret...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Asked "What Happens When Your Voice Changes?"

Justin Bieber Asked "What Happens When Your Voice Changes?"

After losing at the Grammys Justin Bieber showed everyone that he was a good sport and congratulated the winner whom he admitted that he never heard of. "Music is a big field. I'm not into jazz but to each his own. She must be very good at what sh...

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Funny story: Egyptians Want Justin Bieber For President

Egyptians Want Justin Bieber For President

Cairo - Thousands of Egyptians turned out today to ask Pop star Justin Bieber to lead them. The march comes not long after the forced resignation of President Hosni Bubarak, and many Egyptian citizens are nervous over who will control their governmen...

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Funny story: Philadelphia Lawyer Justin Bieber Petitions Court To Change Name. "I'm Going to Go With Max Power."

Philadelphia Lawyer Justin Bieber Petitions Court To Change Name. "I'm Going to Go With Max Power."

For Philadelphia ambulance chaser Justin Bieber, Esq., having the same name as the hottest young lady to hit the pop music scene since Taylor Hanson is not the parade of late-night parties and fellatio from hangers-on that one would expect. "The n...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber Tell ABC They are Basically Shy People

Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber Tell ABC They are Basically Shy People

Glitter star Lady Gaga and singer Justin Bieber tell a surprised Robin Roberts on 'ABC's Good Morning America' this past week that both are basically very shy people. This was Lady Gaga's second day talking to a major audience in a two part series an...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Denies He Has Sexual Fantasies About Heidi Montag

Justin Bieber Denies He Has Sexual Fantasies About Heidi Montag

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber, the teen idol, took his mom out to a local IHOP and confided to her that he has finally accepted the fact that he did not win the coveted Best New Artist Award at the recent Grammy Awards. He shook his head and almost...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber A Little Tipsy After Grammy Night

Justin Bieber A Little Tipsy After Grammy Night

A new report out of Hollywood is claiming that singer Justin Bieber may have been a little tipsy when he came out at three AM after losing the Grammy Award. "I won't say anything bad about my hero...our hero", stated one of the fans who was one of...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Criticized Over Comments About Sex

Justin Bieber Criticized Over Comments About Sex

Justin Bieber is under fire for his recent comments about sex in the latest issue of The Toronto Tribune-Talker. According to an insider at the newspaper who has seen the report before it hits the fan..stands, says that "Bieber" seemed to be think...

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Funny story: Is Justin Bieber Really Emma Watson's Twin Brother?

Is Justin Bieber Really Emma Watson's Twin Brother?

A rumour is circulating around tinsel town that Justin Bieber and Emma Watson are actually identical twins who were separated at birth. Since Emma Watson has had her gamine, pixie, short hair-style she bears a remarkable resemblance to Justin Bieb...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber And Lionel Messi In Close Shave Possibly Involving Vicious Satirists

Justin Bieber And Lionel Messi In Close Shave Possibly Involving Vicious Satirists

LONDON, ENGLAND - Security guards this morning heaved huge sighs of relief as breaking news revealed that Justin Bieber and Barcelona soccer star Lionel Messi were almost involved in a near miss incident with a group of vicious satirists, who had gat...

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