Washington DC - Forget about trillion dollar coins. A request by President Obama for new ways to pay off the national debt has prompted an avalanche of better scams and more sophisticated innovations designed to rescue America from bankruptcy. In...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Vice-President Biden announced today that he will recommend to the President that shotgun weddings be banned. A shotgun wedding is a situation in which a girl gets knocked up and the family forces the boy and girl to get married.
Washington, DC - Vice President Joseph R. Biden vowed action from President Obama on gun confiscation on Wednesday and floated the idea that Mr. Obama could use executive orders to do so. "This president is going to act," Mr. Biden said, speaking...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jill Biden has said that she always likes to do her Christmas shopping three weeks before Christmas. She added that she learned her lesson back in 1993, when she got got caught in a shoppers stampede at a mall in Dover, Delaware...
VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan says she watched the Internet video of Angus T. Jones badmouthing Two and A Half Men, the show that pays him an astounding $350,000 a week just to utter a few lines that any 19-year-old boy in the good old USA could do.
McINTYRE, Georgia - One of President Obama's biggest little supporters is Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo of the cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The little seven-year-old veteran of the reality show Toddlers & Tiaras recentl...
Here are some statements, comments, quotes, observations, and remarks that some noted politicians and non-politicians have recently stated regarding the recent presidential election. • Mitt Romney - "Well it sure looks like I wasted millions and millions of my own damn money for nothing, absolutely nothing." • Newt Gingrich - "My goodness, the Democrats came out of the friggin woodwork and R...
WATERLOO, Iowa - President Obama has wasted no time in keeping his promise to cut out certain federal programs that will have the least amount of affect on the least amount of citizens. The president, speaking before a crowd of 17,000 at The Crop...
Washington - Capitol Hill astrologers are piling on the misery as a series of strategic zodiac aspects continues to blight Vice President Biden's natal chart. "We see him on the karmic equivalent of the Brits' controversial Liverpool Care Pathway,...
This September a woman asked me, "Yom Kippur, that's the holiday you buy the tickets for?" I found this somewhat disturbing since it was my Aunt Sadie. 95, I chalked it up old age. Ageist humor aside, I'll not reveal the identity of the woman who actually asked it because she is a shiksa in good standing with me. But it got me to thinking. It got me to thinking why it bothered me because I wasn...
GUATEMALA CITY - The tiny Central American country of Guatemala has just issued an international press release stating that after several years of research, planning, and development they now have a nuclear weapon. A spokesperson for the Guatemala...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--In the aftermath of Mitt Romney's comment Tuesday that he poured over "binders full of women" for cabinet appointees while governor of Massachusetts, Vice President Biden took the time to inform reporters gathered at the Rose Ga...
Last night the second presidential debate took place at Hofstra University, Hempstead, New York. It didn't turn out as expected. Gone were the typical boring questions about the stagnating economy, failing foreign policy and tedious domestic is...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Alfred Cummings, proctologist to the stars, has performed many miracles operating on Hollywood assholes. Just to name a few; he claims to have rebored the bungholes of such Hollywood notables as Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwoo...
NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the World of Celebrities who loves to get into angry arguments, bitter clashes, venom-spewing squabbles, and antagonistic altercations more than Madonna. For some strange reason known only to her, the 54-year-old...
HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas, who is the Dancing With The Stars dance partner of Bristol Palin, says that he is just about fed up with the Iceberg State diva. He talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that in all of the years tha...
Rude, condescending, arrogant, always interrupting, unhinged and mean. No, Sean Hannity wasn't talking about himself. That was his description of Vice-President Joe Bidens performance last night at the one and only VP debate in Kentucky. The de...
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