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Funny story: Chickadees: Taking A Cold Edge Off Your Chisel

Chickadees: Taking A Cold Edge Off Your Chisel

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a campaign speech to 23 farmers stuffed in a corn silo in Pocahontas, Iowa, Democrat candidate Joe Biden told the gathered hay shakers that he fully supported the conversion of corn to ethanol, even though it didn’t make economi...

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Funny story: Pelosi explains Trump’s quid pro quo vs Biden’s kid pro quo

Pelosi explains Trump’s quid pro quo vs Biden’s kid pro quo

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has accused President Trump of “bribery” when he threatened to withhold military assistance to Ukraine last summer. Mr. Trump is also accused of seeking to use a foreign government to investigate political rival Joe Bide...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Ms. Pelosi is reported enthused over this role, especially due to Representative Schiff taking the part of Stanley Kowalski, formerly performed by Marlon Brando. Mr. Schiff does a variation on the muscular Brando via his eyes, which bulge and prot...

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Funny story: Perfect Horse’s Ass Ruined When They Put Teeth In Joe Biden’s Pie Hole

Perfect Horse’s Ass Ruined When They Put Teeth In Joe Biden’s Pie Hole

BILLINGSGATE POST: Even Rembrandt couldn’t paint a perfect horse’s ass. Now, any chance that one could be found has been permanently side-lined by the inadvertent planting of teeth in Joe Biden’s pie hole. Some pundits have likened the crooked s...

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Funny story: The Donald J Trump removal program fully explained

The Donald J Trump removal program fully explained

As impeachment proceedings intensify, and a second whistleblower has come forth, we turn to Dr. Rollon Shystrovski for further details. Dr. Shystrovski is an independent analyst with anonymous origins and several degrees in State Secrets and Other...

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Funny story: “View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

“View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

Star-studded and “brilliant,” according to The New York Times, the story of Joe Biden’s “noble sacrifice” is already getting rave reviews. Mr. Biden is the unfortunate tragic hero, sacrificed when Democrats surge into impeachment conflict with Mr...

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Funny story: New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

Breaking: Insider info indicates the Democrats are excited about impeachment due to a new, emerging, piece of evidence. That is, the supposed “transcript” Mr. Trump released today, of his telephone call with newly elected Zelensky in Ukraine last...

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Funny story: Confirmed: Trump and Biden stormed Ukraine with violence and kicking over trash cans

Confirmed: Trump and Biden stormed Ukraine with violence and kicking over trash cans

Punxsutawney Phil has come forward in September this year to say: “Winter is coming on now—not just six more weeks from February 2!” New scandal is breaking onto Washington. Have current and previous Washington Oval Office residents been illeg...

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Funny story: President Trump Will Be Taking the Month of October Off

President Trump Will Be Taking the Month of October Off

Mar-A-Lago, FL Just as the news cycle was booming on President Trump's phone calls threatening the president of the Ukraine, and trying to get dirt on Democratic front-runner VP Joe Biden, Trump announced he would be taking the month of October off.

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Funny story: DNC worried about upcoming debate question: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

DNC worried about upcoming debate question: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

According to insider sources, the Democratic National Convention’s favorite candidate at this time is Joe Biden, as the most suitable replacement for Hillary Clinton. However, due to what happened in 2016, the DNC is nervous. Despite the DNC's...

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Funny story: Biden lays out “anybody but” program plus his BSAW trophy

Biden lays out “anybody but” program plus his BSAW trophy

Former vice-president of the US, Joe Biden, is now making the rounds of major news sites with his “anybody but Donald Trump” program. He is assisted by his wife, Jill, who has remarked: “Even though Joe has some pretty crappy ideas, most import...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Wins Over Sheep Vote In Montana

Joe Biden Wins Over Sheep Vote In Montana

BILLINGSGATE POST: Asked by Rachel Maddow if he was surprised by the hospitality of the sheep while he was campaigning in Montana, the Vice-President responded with a sheepish smile: "Hell no. The sum-bitches kicked out two brand new pairs of Edd...

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Funny story: Scott Baiao Plagiarizes Poet, Blames Joe Biden

Scott Baiao Plagiarizes Poet, Blames Joe Biden

One-time celebrity Scott Baiao was, in 2016, a formerly famous person who once had a small role in a popular TV series, and then a starring role in a non-network, syndicated project. Still clutching at any hint of fame, he managed to wrangle an invit...

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Funny story: Biden To Reduce Size Of Americans By 50% If Elected: Pygmy Dwarves New Standard

Biden To Reduce Size Of Americans By 50% If Elected: Pygmy Dwarves New Standard

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yielding to pressure from within the Democrat Party to address environmental issues, former Vice President Joe Biden told a gathering of Ottumwa, Iowa hog farmers that if elected, he would reduce the size of Americans by 50%. “...

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Funny story: Trump Attacked By Bunch Of Clowns: Goes For Juggler

Trump Attacked By Bunch Of Clowns: Goes For Juggler

BILLINGSGATE POST: “Head for the roundhouse, Nellie. They can’t corner you there.” You would have to believe that President Trump heeded that advice from his confidante, Slim Everdingle. For sure, Trump hasn’t had a break from smears and attacks...

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Funny story: Joe Biden’s First Words After Having Head Cryogenically Frozen

Joe Biden’s First Words After Having Head Cryogenically Frozen

BILLINGSGATE POST: “I’m trying to think, but nothing happens.” The first words of Joe Biden upon recovering from having his head cryogenically frozen at minus 321 degrees Fahrenheit were little different than before he had the experimental treatmen...

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Funny story: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Pelosi And Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: Taxidermist to the Stars, Slim Everdingle, a legend in Hollywood for his use of life-like, non-Botox treatments to extend the careers of past and present stars such as Trigger, Barbra Streisand and Arnold Schwarzenegger, confessed...

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