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Funny story: America Replaces Coins With Cons To Fix The Debt Disaster

America Replaces Coins With Cons To Fix The Debt Disaster

Washington DC - Forget about trillion dollar coins. A request by President Obama for new ways to pay off the national debt has prompted an avalanche of better scams and more sophisticated innovations designed to rescue America from bankruptcy. In...

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Funny story: Obama To Ban Shotgun Weddings: Calls It Asymmetrical Warfare

Obama To Ban Shotgun Weddings: Calls It Asymmetrical Warfare

BILLINGSGATE POST - Vice-President Biden announced today that he will recommend to the President that shotgun weddings be banned. A shotgun wedding is a situation in which a girl gets knocked up and the family forces the boy and girl to get married.

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Funny story: Obama Will Use Executive Orders To Outlaw Guns

Obama Will Use Executive Orders To Outlaw Guns

Washington, DC - Vice President Joseph R. Biden vowed action from President Obama on gun confiscation on Wednesday and floated the idea that Mr. Obama could use executive orders to do so. "This president is going to act," Mr. Biden said, speaking...

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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden's Christmas Gift

Vice-President Joe Biden's Christmas Gift

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jill Biden has said that she always likes to do her Christmas shopping three weeks before Christmas. She added that she learned her lesson back in 1993, when she got got caught in a shoppers stampede at a mall in Dover, Delaware...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Date Angus T. Jones

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Date Angus T. Jones

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan says she watched the Internet video of Angus T. Jones badmouthing Two and A Half Men, the show that pays him an astounding $350,000 a week just to utter a few lines that any 19-year-old boy in the good old USA could do.

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Visits The White House

Honey Boo Boo Visits The White House

McINTYRE, Georgia - One of President Obama's biggest little supporters is Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo of the cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The little seven-year-old veteran of the reality show Toddlers & Tiaras recentl...

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Funny story: Some Hard-Hitting Election Comments From Noted Politicians

Some Hard-Hitting Election Comments From Noted Politicians

Here are some statements, comments, quotes, observations, and remarks that some noted politicians and non-politicians have recently stated regarding the recent presidential election. • Mitt Romney - "Well it sure looks like I wasted millions and millions of my own damn money for nothing, absolutely nothing." • Newt Gingrich - "My goodness, the Democrats came out of the friggin woodwork and R...

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Funny story: President Obama To Do Away With The FSP in Beverly Hills

President Obama To Do Away With The FSP in Beverly Hills

WATERLOO, Iowa - President Obama has wasted no time in keeping his promise to cut out certain federal programs that will have the least amount of affect on the least amount of citizens. The president, speaking before a crowd of 17,000 at The Crop...

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Funny story: Joe Biden on karmic 'Liverpool Care Pathway' say stargazers

Joe Biden on karmic 'Liverpool Care Pathway' say stargazers

Washington - Capitol Hill astrologers are piling on the misery as a series of strategic zodiac aspects continues to blight Vice President Biden's natal chart. "We see him on the karmic equivalent of the Brits' controversial Liverpool Care Pathway,...

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Funny story: The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

This September a woman asked me, "Yom Kippur, that's the holiday you buy the tickets for?" I found this somewhat disturbing since it was my Aunt Sadie. 95, I chalked it up old age. Ageist humor aside, I'll not reveal the identity of the woman who actually asked it because she is a shiksa in good standing with me. But it got me to thinking. It got me to thinking why it bothered me because I wasn...

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Funny story: Guatemala Says They've Developed A Nuclear Weapon

Guatemala Says They've Developed A Nuclear Weapon

GUATEMALA CITY - The tiny Central American country of Guatemala has just issued an international press release stating that after several years of research, planning, and development they now have a nuclear weapon. A spokesperson for the Guatemala...

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Funny story: Biden: I've got binders of women too, if anyone's interested

Biden: I've got binders of women too, if anyone's interested

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In the aftermath of Mitt Romney's comment Tuesday that he poured over "binders full of women" for cabinet appointees while governor of Massachusetts, Vice President Biden took the time to inform reporters gathered at the Rose Ga...

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Funny story: Presidential Debate Part Two - The Bar Brawl

Presidential Debate Part Two - The Bar Brawl

Last night the second presidential debate took place at Hofstra University, Hempstead, New York. It didn't turn out as expected. Gone were the typical boring questions about the stagnating economy, failing foreign policy and tedious domestic is...

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Funny story: Biden's Smile: Proctologist Ruined Perfect Asshole When He Put Teeth In Biden's Mouth

Biden's Smile: Proctologist Ruined Perfect Asshole When He Put Teeth In Biden's Mouth

BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Alfred Cummings, proctologist to the stars, has performed many miracles operating on Hollywood assholes. Just to name a few; he claims to have rebored the bungholes of such Hollywood notables as Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwoo...

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Funny story: The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the World of Celebrities who loves to get into angry arguments, bitter clashes, venom-spewing squabbles, and antagonistic altercations more than Madonna. For some strange reason known only to her, the 54-year-old...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Is Fed Up With Bristol "The Baby Moose" Palin's Bratty Attitude

Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Is Fed Up With Bristol "The Baby Moose" Palin's Bratty Attitude

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas, who is the Dancing With The Stars dance partner of Bristol Palin, says that he is just about fed up with the Iceberg State diva. He talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that in all of the years tha...

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Funny story: VP Debate Sends A Nation To Sleep

VP Debate Sends A Nation To Sleep

Rude, condescending, arrogant, always interrupting, unhinged and mean. No, Sean Hannity wasn't talking about himself. That was his description of Vice-President Joe Bidens performance last night at the one and only VP debate in Kentucky. The de...

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