Denver, Colorado: At the conclusion of Senator Barack Obama's Speech last night, the McCain Campaign released a statement stating that "the Democrats don't Own Hope". It went on to say that the Republican's had plenty of their own "Hopes" for the cou...
!Hot D.C.!---Exclusive! It's the strangest Presidential race ever, but here it is. John McCain, on the heels of Barack Obama's Greek Spectacle last night, just short of togas, grapes, wine, exotic foods, and mini-orgies in the back room at the Invesc...
Senator John McCain, the republican candidate for the presidency has unveiled his running mate is a Houston man called Michael Lee White. At a speech yesterday, the former POW, said 'You may not have heard of Michael Lee White, heck he ain't even...
Presidential hopeful, John McCain, was seriously injured at his Billings, Montana home last night when a closetful of Viagra fell on top of him. Rescue was delayed for more than six hours because his medical alert alarm did not indicate which of...
Repub Candie Johnny McC shocked thw world by conceding defeat after watching the Democratic Convention in Denver. McCain attended every moment of the convention disguised first as a cowboy, then as a construction worker and finally as an Indian chief...
In a surprise move today, Republican Presidential candidate John McCain and pop star and dancer Madonna decided to change places and careers. McCain will be replacing Madonna on her Sweet and Tacky tour, and will be singing such hits as 'Holiday (...
Investigations following Senator John McCain's statement that he doesn't know how many houses he owns have revealed that most homelessness in the United States today is the result of evictions from housing owned by the Arizona senator. Although...
US President George W. Bush threw his full support behind Republican White House candidate John McCain yesterday, saying he was prepared to pass the presidential baton to the veteran senator from Arizona. "I believe that Senator McCain is ready to t...
Aug. 25, 2008 - In an attempt to deflect American voters' attention from the Democratic Party Convention, John McCain today announced his Vice Presidential running mate. With Barack Obama having named Joseph Biden two days ago, McCain named Bigfoot,...
Deluged with criticism for failing to know the number of houses owned, John McCain decided, (for the good of his White House campaign) to relinquish ownership of six or seven, maybe eight of his houses. Like pronto. The correct number remains vagu...
71-year-old Sen. John McCain has picked singer-songwriter Glen Travis Campbell to be his running mate, a controversial choice but one the former naval aviator feels comfortable with, remarking "Hey, I couldn't pick anyone younger than me or I'd look...
Republican hopeful John McCain who recently forgot how many mansions he sponges off his rich second wife attack Barack Obama for having four fireplaces. McCain denounced Obama as an environmentalist hypocrite for his quartet of fireplaces: "The D...
Repub candie Johnny McC who divorced his cancer- ridden first wife to marry beer billionaire Cindy Hensley was asked how many houses he owns and the senior Senator from Arizona went blank. Campaign physician, Gerron Tologist told the spoof.aarp that...
Phoenix, Arizona - Barack Obama's decision to release the name of his choice for vice president by text message alert and e-mail is a carefully calculated political strategy meant to keep John McCain in the dark, guessing for days who he is running a...
Obama has had trouble reaching the white working class voter in both the primary and now the general election campaign. Hillary hit homeruns with that niche group and McCain's advisors seem to have figured out why. Krawl Ovary, a former intern to...
John McCain told a motorcyclist's gathering in Sturgis, South Dakota that he told his wife Cindy that:" With a little luck she could be the only woman to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip!" ESPN recently reported that contestants in the...
Denver CO-- Vampires will meet in Denver next week for their own national convention. The vamps meet once every fifty years to make policy changes and elect new leaders. There should be no interference with the Democratic Convention. Buffy Legosi...
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