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Funny story: DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

In a further crushing blow to the credibility of the Christian Church, molecular biologists at the University of Adelaide, Australia have announced that DNA results prove conclusively that Jesus Christ could...

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Funny story: I. ET McCrone Challenge O'Bama To A Debate!

I. ET McCrone Challenge O'Bama To A Debate!

Now tings'll get intrestin' boyos n lassies! Cause now, twoo Uk'ers will be debatin'. True enough, the Clintons have some roots in the old sod, just witness the old bucko's tendency to stray and the mean, old leash his lady can pull on! But when your liftevator operator from Dublin by way of York ta New York ta Tucson, Arizona comes up against a Northerner like (Jesus H. Christ...

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Funny story: New Religious Movement In Jerusalem

New Religious Movement In Jerusalem

In the Middle-Eastern city of Jerusalem a new religion is rapidly spreading, preaching peace on Earth, forgiveness of sins, and love for one's neighbour. This religion is Christianity.

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Funny story: Ask Jesus! Episode #02

Ask Jesus! Episode #02

This is an occasional series of problems posed to renowned idiot, Jesus Budda. Armed only with a cheap tattered copy of a popular psychology manual and plenty of time to waste writing crap, Jesus will guide you through the trials and tribulations of theSpoof life's up's and downs.

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Funny story: Jews Found Guilty, Forced To Pay Restitution

Jews Found Guilty, Forced To Pay Restitution

In what was slated as the trial of the century, the entire Jewish population of the world has been found guilty of the murder of Jesus.

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Funny story: Jews On Trial for Murdering Jesus

Jews On Trial for Murdering Jesus

Nearly 2000 years after the death of Jesus, his family is finally getting the justice they deserve.

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Funny story: New Evidence Jesus Christ was Waterboarded!

New Evidence Jesus Christ was Waterboarded!

Christians across the world during this holy season of Lent were shocked to learn that waterboarding was among the tortures used on their Lord and savior.

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Funny story: Ask Jesus! Episode #01

Ask Jesus! Episode #01

This is an occasional series of problems posed to renowned idiot, Jesus Budda. Armed only with a cheap tattered copy of a popular psychology manual and plenty of time to waste writing crap, Jesus will guide you through the trials and tribulations of TheSpoof.com life's up's and downs.

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Funny story: Ve Vant YOUR Blood!

Ve Vant YOUR Blood!

Jesus was the first to do it! He set an example for us all to follow - he gave his blood as an atoning sacrifice. Blood has many uses and although we shall never be call...

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Funny story: Christianity Rejoices As Holy Bible Is Found To Contain 'At Least A Grain Of Truth'

Christianity Rejoices As Holy Bible Is Found To Contain 'At Least A Grain Of Truth'

Leaders of the Christian church were celebrating today after it was discovered that not all of what is written in the Holy Bible is absolute fantasy. An expert team who have been working on the Bible for years, have said that they have unearthed a...

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Funny story: Church divided on Jesus

Church divided on Jesus

Twenty members of a new, forward-thinking Christian congregation may decide to disband since they can't agree on an acceptable name for their church, or even how to worship.

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Funny story: Talking Jesus Action Figure being recalled

Talking Jesus Action Figure being recalled

The company that produces the Talking Jesus Action Figure, a big hit during the past Christmas season, has ordered a recall of the toy today.

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Funny story: Jesus slams his "dead-beat dad" GOD on Rikki Lake Show

Jesus slams his "dead-beat dad" GOD on Rikki Lake Show

A pre-recorded episode of the often controversial Rikki Lake Show featuring Jesus Christ confronting God is due to air early next week.

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Funny story: Oil Prices Rise on Fears Jesus May Return!

Oil Prices Rise on Fears Jesus May Return!

Oil prices shot well over 100 dollars a barrel today on news that Jesus would return soon and that His Return would disrupt supply and distribution and create an unstable market.

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Funny story: Pentagon to replace Jesus with Thor, Zeus

Pentagon to replace Jesus with Thor, Zeus

Washington, DC - The Department of Defense is experimenting with replacing Jesus as an element of basic training in favor of more warlike deities, such as Thor and Zeus. "We have nothing against the Prince of Peace," said the religious consultant...

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Funny story: John 3:16 Reads Differently on Distant Planet

John 3:16 Reads Differently on Distant Planet

Planet Htrae, Cancri 55 - The folks on planet Htrae were recently saved by the arrival of Jesus. He brought them the promise of non-eternal life. Eternal life after eons of time had created ecological problems and boredom for many on Htrae.

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Funny story: Jesus Visits Another Planet with Opposite Results

Jesus Visits Another Planet with Opposite Results

Planet Htrae, Cancri 55 System (IPP) - The radio telescope in Arecibo, Puerto Rico has intercepted radio signals from Exo-Planet Htrae in the Stellar system 55 Cancri located in the constellation of Cancer.

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