It is official. Rumored for weeks, leaked by Clinton's headquarters, it's the challenge we've all waited for: Clinton Vs Saunders. A good old fashioned duel. Parnell Crawford went on TV and at 8.00 PM announced that Clinton has thrown down the gau...
Hillary Clinton set out on foot across Iowa yesterday from her Des Moine Hotel. Her goal: Find the little people everyone always talks about. "Well you don't know how people are until you actually meet them and I'm not going to step on those littl...
Yesterday, this reporter--and I'm not going to tell you how I did it--hacked Hillary Clinton's email account: H@Gmail.com/top secret/Benghazi. No wonder she wanted to keep this away from prying eyes and perspicacious newspaper people,like me. T...
Obama now says that he was misquoted by the media during the last election campaign and that his words were taken out of context. Obama claims that what all of this shows is the harmful effect on journalism that the cuts and downsizing at large Ameri...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered George Stephanopoulos of ABC News admitted to MSNBC's "Out-of-the closet-and-in-your-face" Rachel Maddow, that he did, indeed, have a collection of Hillary Clinton pantsuits that stretch back at least 20 years. Desc...
Former United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is the latest politician to oppose the practice of clapping by attendees during the State of the Union Address. Her proposal has triggered quite a bit of backlash from House Representatives and...
The Gulf - An eminent Arabian head of state who fined visitng dignitaries for profane language is making America's former Cursed Lady squirm. Shaikh Ratel Anrol, head of the powerful House of Swords, secretly installed a Sharia-compliant swear box...
New York - Famous Manhattan law firm Fang & Claw LLP are lead attorneys in a RICCO - Racketeer Influenced Corrupt Clinton Organizations Act - lawsuit against the former Fist Lady according to reports. Hired by scions of a famous US presidentia...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Perhaps the best known of all wartime profiteers, 1st. Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22. Like the Clintons, he has no allegiance to any country, person or principle unless it...
Mayo Clinic revealed a new study this morning which found that 72% of the men who claimed to literally hate Hillary Clinton were afflicted with PE (pussy envy). Dr. T. J. McCorkle, spokesman for the clinic, stated that the syndrome was similar to...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Which candidate has the cutest chipmunk cheeks? Although Hillary looks more like an adorable rodent than Elizabeth, both have faces that seem a little squirrely to the casual observer. In anatomical terms it is called having "buc...
Adding to the growing list of franchise names running for President, Ronald McDonald announced his campaign for the highest office in the land. When asked why he would make such a move, the clown responded, "I figured with the other candidates tha...
New York - The former Fist Lady's presidential dreams took a backward plunge today with the re-emergence of missing 1990s FBI 'Filegate' dossiers about her sworn enemies who she successfully smeared during a lifetime's campaigning. Highly sensitiv...
A surprise announcement by President Barack Obama has set a tidal wave of furious debate and conflict loose all across the United States from Alaska to California. It is the most astonishing decision ever made by any president since Truman's deci...
WASHINGTON, DC - Republican candidates, Mark Rubio, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van. Mr. Paul will be driving a 2003...
New York - NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio will be Hillary Clinton's 2016 running mate according to a secret deal forged by the Reverend Al Sharpton. De Blasio is sitting pretty as a firm 3/1 favorite to become Hillary's slave - ah, Veep! - after pushing...
Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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