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Funny story: Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

BILLINGSGATE POST: Perhaps the best known of all wartime profiteers, 1st. Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22. Like the Clintons, he has no allegiance to any country, person or principle unless it...

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Funny story: Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic revealed a new study this morning which found that 72% of the men who claimed to literally hate Hillary Clinton were afflicted with PE (pussy envy). Dr. T. J. McCorkle, spokesman for the clinic, stated that the syndrome was similar to...

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Funny story: Hillary Battles Elizabeth Warren For Rodent Supremacy: Chipmunk Cheek War

Hillary Battles Elizabeth Warren For Rodent Supremacy: Chipmunk Cheek War

BILLINGSGATE POST: Which candidate has the cutest chipmunk cheeks? Although Hillary looks more like an adorable rodent than Elizabeth, both have faces that seem a little squirrely to the casual observer. In anatomical terms it is called having "buc...

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Funny story: Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Adding to the growing list of franchise names running for President, Ronald McDonald announced his campaign for the highest office in the land. When asked why he would make such a move, the clown responded, "I figured with the other candidates tha...

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Funny story: A vast right wing conspiracy was out to get Hillary

A vast right wing conspiracy was out to get Hillary

New York - The former Fist Lady's presidential dreams took a backward plunge today with the re-emergence of missing 1990s FBI 'Filegate' dossiers about her sworn enemies who she successfully smeared during a lifetime's campaigning. Highly sensitiv...

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Funny story: Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

A surprise announcement by President Barack Obama has set a tidal wave of furious debate and conflict loose all across the United States from Alaska to California. It is the most astonishing decision ever made by any president since Truman's deci...

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Funny story: Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

WASHINGTON, DC - Republican candidates, Mark Rubio, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van. Mr. Paul will be driving a 2003...

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Funny story: 'It's Clinton-De Blasio 2016 or all bets are off' NYC Mayor tellls Hillary

'It's Clinton-De Blasio 2016 or all bets are off' NYC Mayor tellls Hillary

New York - NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio will be Hillary Clinton's 2016 running mate according to a secret deal forged by the Reverend Al Sharpton. De Blasio is sitting pretty as a firm 3/1 favorite to become Hillary's slave - ah, Veep! - after pushing...

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Funny story: Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...

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Funny story: Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): It was red feces all round as a two kilo bag of Hillary Clinton's stools was delivered unexpectedly to the desk of Janet Yellen, chair of the Board of Governors of the US Federal Reserve System. An accompanying not...

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Funny story: "I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president!" With that short statement posted on Hillary Clinton's Twitter account early Sunday Morning, the former first lady and erstwhile Secretary of State, startled the nation and perhaps the world, not so much because she was ru...

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Funny story: Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

New York - Reconstructive surgeons worked for five hours solid on the bare-faced cheek of the woman destined to be the nation's face. The resulting 'Bride of Clintonstein' special effects are due for their world premiere on Sunday when Hillary Cli...

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Funny story: Obama's private emails encrypted in Jamaican Patois

Obama's private emails encrypted in Jamaican Patois

Washington DC - The White House says most of President Obama's private emails to Hillary Clinton were returned unopened because the former US Secretary of Snakes couldn't handle Jamaican Patois. The Creole-related Caribbean tongue-encrypted presi...

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Funny story: Wellesley College Opens Hillary Clinton School For Evasive Communications

Wellesley College Opens Hillary Clinton School For Evasive Communications

WELLESLEY, MA - The school where Hillary Clinton started her college career has bestowed an honor on the former First Lady by naming their new communications program after her. The Hillary Clinton School for Evasive Communications will open for b...

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Funny story: Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Washington, DC -- Unannounced presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had more than a few good reasons for operating her own email server while she served as Secretary of State. Unfortunately, they were all on that server, which has malfunctioned and...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Used Personal Coffee Cup While Working as Secretary of State

Hillary Clinton Used Personal Coffee Cup While Working as Secretary of State

WASHINGTON, DC - It appears that Hillary Clinton violated protocol by employing a personal coffee cup while she was Secretary of State. This is an offense and may be against the law. Hillary Clinton used her own coffee cup for her daily dose of ca...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Dismisses Soccer Slander Regarding Hillary

Megyn Kelly Dismisses Soccer Slander Regarding Hillary

Megyn Kelly of the right-leaning Fox News network has defended Hillary Clinton from malicious and false non-centre-leaning-conservative allegations that she is bad at basketball. See this transcript: The enemies of the Democratic Party, is there any depths to which they will not stoop to insult this woman with malicious and self-evidently false, I mean absolutely ridiculously implausible al...

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