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Funny story: Fro Yo: Better Than S*x

Fro Yo: Better Than S*x

A new brand of fro yo is hitting the market and you have got to try this one 'cause its customers say, "It's better than s*x! Yeah." Lindy Cullman, a former prostitute at the bar Robin Louis and one of the store's most loyal customers says "I rea...

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Funny story: Project Natal: Better Than Exercise!

Project Natal: Better Than Exercise!

You've heard the news, "Project Natal is better than EXERCISE!" says Frank Jones, otherwise formerly known as Frankie Joe Fat A**. One of the best gamers in the world, Frankie Joe commented on the way Project Natal turned his life around. "I...

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Funny story: Bio-Scientists say no to viagra and recommend buying young pussies instead and for ageing women, holidays in Kenya?

Bio-Scientists say no to viagra and recommend buying young pussies instead and for ageing women, holidays in Kenya?

Bio-Scientists have gathered in Oslo (very Nobel) hoping to find a "natural" way of helping the growing ageing community to ensure their sex lives remain active and reduce the amount of chemical intake. According to the research, aging men should...

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Funny story: New Corduroy Bed Pillows are Making Headlines

New Corduroy Bed Pillows are Making Headlines

First introduced by the Pealy Corporation of New Brunswick Connecticut, corduroy fabric bed pillows are all the rage in North America, providing both a new and fresh fashion statement in bedroom d├ęcor as well as limited medical benefits. Soft fabr...

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Funny story: UK male patients waiting for a cyst operation in Manchester are warned, you could lose a testicle or 2 too (OUCH!)

UK male patients waiting for a cyst operation in Manchester are warned, you could lose a testicle or 2 too (OUCH!)

Male patients in the greater Manchester area waiting for a cyst to be removed around the genital areas are being warned, make sure the surgeon is not Jordanian! Jordanian surgeons working in UK hospitals have developed strange habits whilst operat...

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Funny story: Patients' Anger At Being Forced To Have Swine Flu Vaccination

Patients' Anger At Being Forced To Have Swine Flu Vaccination

Patients have reacted angrily to the news that they may be forced to have swine flu vaccinations. The proposed programme will see everyone entitled to the flu vaccination being tied down and jabbed repeatedly with needles containing the H1N1 swine fl...

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Funny story: "You are what you eat" not meant to be taken literally

"You are what you eat" not meant to be taken literally

SCIENTISTS are pleading with people to exercise common sense after a sudden spike in hospital admissions were linked with canabalism. Patients were admitted into local hospitals and clinics with gashes and bite marks on arms and legs. "I unders...

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Funny story: Celery reduces memory loss

Celery reduces memory loss

A taste for celery is one that many people never acquire, but scientists have just given them a reason to eat it. They have discovered that a chemical found in high concentrations in celery - and in peppers - could halt memory loss as we get older...

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Funny story: Spoof web site causes illness

Spoof web site causes illness

Boston, Massachusetts. Scientists from Harvard University have uncovered a new physical malaise affecting all correspondents to popular web site TheSpoof.com. The condition manifests itself as a facial tick and also includes spasmodic tremors of...

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Funny story: More Fat People Than Ever In US

More Fat People Than Ever In US

A study by researchers into US dietary control has revealed that there are now more people than ever before, who just can't walk past a burger establishment without going in and purchasing a meal that a normal family could live off for a week. Out...

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Funny story: NHS buys New Dyson Birthing Machine

NHS buys New Dyson Birthing Machine

The NHS has purchased 217 Dyson Birthing Machines for maternity units throughout England. The birthing machine is described as a revolution for mothers experiencing a difficult birth. It incorporates Dyson's patented Root Cyclone technology and, w...

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Funny story: So Women Do Merely Glow

So Women Do Merely Glow

The old saying that 'horses sweat, men perspire and women glow' is true, according to a Japanese study. "It appears that women are at a disadvantage when they need to sweat during exercise," said research co-ordnator Yoshimitsu Inoue, in the journ...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Swimmers get Delhi Belly

Commonwealth Swimmers get Delhi Belly

Commonwealth Games Federation president Michael Fennell has said he is worried about the number of swimmers who are becoming ill in Delhi. Over 50 swimmers have become unwell after competing at the Mukherjee Aquatics Complex. The complex named a...

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Funny story: Cigarettes to be put on prescription

Cigarettes to be put on prescription

At the recent Conservative party conference it was announced by Prime Minister, David Cameron, that it would be a "jolly wheeze" to make cigarettes available on prescription. Many of his fellow party members asked him to "packet in". In what is sa...

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Funny story: Pubs to become NHS care centres

Pubs to become NHS care centres

In an effort to save the huge amounts of money, wasted each year in England on Ambulance crews and petrol, used in fetching booze fuelled malcontents to hospitals, the NHS trust are taking the unusual step of installing a fully staffed Emergency Care...

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Funny story: Light Drinking no Risk to Baby say Researchers

Light Drinking no Risk to Baby say Researchers

Drinking does not raise the risk of developmental problems for babies, a study has suggested. A study of more than 11,000 babies under two years old, published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health found no evidence of harm. The s...

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Funny story: Seattle Opens First Self-Help Health Clinics in US

Seattle Opens First Self-Help Health Clinics in US

SEATTLE, Washington - A group of enterprising doctors today were granted a license by the State Board of Medical Examiners in Washington State to open the first of what they hope to be many self-help walk-in clinics in America. Based on the concep...

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