GREEN BAY - There was no joy at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin, Sunday afternoon, unless you were one of the many New York Giant fans who made the trek up from the Big Apple to the Land of The Proud Cheeseheads. The reigning Super Bowl cham...
Following the Green Bay Packers' stunning playoff loss yesterday to the New York Giants, a wholly irrational panic has enveloped the entire state of Wisconsin. A mildly scientific survey of Oshkosh residents Sid and Doris Bonkers revealed that 100...
FOXBORO, Ma. - Tom Brady and God's favorites, the New England Patriots, opened up a can of old-fashioned whoop-bottom on the Denver Broncos, beating them 45-10 in the AFC title game. It did not, however, take four quarters for Tim Tebow to realize...
DENVER - One of the most popular quarterbacks in the NFL Tim Tebow has stated that he is just thankful to be lucky enough to be a member of professional football. The Denver Broncos quarterback, who wears number 15, has become a sports hero as he...
JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Well it appears that Billy Graham, the Pope, and Gloria Allred together could not do the damage control to undo the tremendous mess that the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars has just created for himself and his team. Jacks...
New York City - A homeless woman here cried out to God to help her find food to feed her and her three year-old child, saying, "Oh, please, God. Don't let my baby die!" God replied an hour later. "I had to tell her 'no way,'" God said. "I realize...
PITTSBURGH - After adamantly stating that hell would freeze over and all of the Kardashians would move to Armenia before he would change his last name Ben Roethlisberger has changed his mind. "Big Ben" as he is known by his Tweeter fans has been t...
UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - In a collegiate move that has surprised 91 percent of the Penn State faculty and 93 percent of the Penn State student body, school administrators have moved to change the university's name. Penn State spokesperson...
DENVER - Lately it seems that we are seeing more and more NFL games where certain players seem to think that they can simply violate established rules and regulations and get away with it. NFL fans have seen the likes of dirty players such as Ndam...
DALLAS - Perhaps Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones can use his influence with the rest of the NFL owners and see about making a new NFL rule doing away with the fourth quarter. For the second week in a row the Cowboys have had the outcome of the ga...
The Board of Trustees of Pennsylvania State University has unanimously passed a resolution to ask Jerry Sandusky to please stop wearing Penn State sweat suits every time he gets arrested. It was at a Happy Valley news conference that Peter Fillia, C...
GLENDALE, Arizona - Dallas Cowboys Coach Jason Garrett said he called time out to make sure that his field goal kicking unit had settled in - well if they had been any more settled in they would have looked like hefty John Goodman sprawled out on the...
SAN DIEGO - San Diego Chargers kicker Nick Novak was reportedly in the bathroom at his home in San Diego when he received a call from a representative of the NFL Committee on Player Game Behavior. According to Sport Territory Magazine's Tango Bris...
DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones prides himself in running a very tight ship, but in the case of the Cowboys cheerleader who was tackled by Dallas tight end Jason Witten the ship got a whole lot tighter. By now, just about everyone who d...
DETROIT - The NFL football player who has been voted by his fellow NFL members as The Dirtiest Football Player In The NFL has said that he may be changing professions. Ndamukong Suh [Pronounced: NUMB-SKULL-SHIT] was ejected from the Detroit Lions-...
INDIANAPOLIS, In.--After dropping to a league-worst 0-10 after a 17-3 loss to Jacksonville this weekend, the Peyton-less Colts are showing themselves to be serious contenders with the 2008 Detroit Lions for the worst team in NFL history. This sai...
The ripple effect that began in Happy Valley,PA has flooded into the coast of Lake Erie. Plagued by jokes and inuendos associated with former Penn State Assistant Coach Jerry Sandusky's alleged misdeeds in the University's locker room, the city...
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