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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Blames Their 20-7 Loss To The San Diego Chargers on The Cowboys Cheerleaders

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Blames Their 20-7 Loss To The San Diego Chargers on The Cowboys Cheerleaders

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has promised all of the Cowboys season ticket holders that the team will win more games this season than they did last year or else he'll gladly refund their money no questions asked. The Cowboy...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says That If She Is Elected President She Will Move The Green Bay Packers To Anchorage, Alaska

Sarah Palin Says That If She Is Elected President She Will Move The Green Bay Packers To Anchorage, Alaska

YPSILANTI, Michigan - Sarah Palin told a crowd of supporters gathered at a Dunkin Donuts parking lot that if she is elected president she will be making a big change in the sports world. The former ex-governor of Alaska who says she is a die-hard...

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Funny story: Ex-OSU Head Coach Tressel Now At Walmart

Ex-OSU Head Coach Tressel Now At Walmart

Jim Tressel, the maligned ex head coach at Da Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio was recently spotted working as a greeter in a Walmart in Ann Arbor, Michigan. A clause in his contract stipulated that each person entering the store be greeted...

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Funny story: Jim Tressel Opens Ohio State University Sportswear and Memorabilia Store

Jim Tressel Opens Ohio State University Sportswear and Memorabilia Store

Following Tressel's resignation as head coach of The Ohio State University football program, he has announced the grand opening of a sportswear and OSU memorabilia store in Columbus. Selling everything from replica Ohio State jerseys and college l...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Has Just Scored An Off-Season Touchdown By Marrying The Beautiful Candice Crawford

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Has Just Scored An Off-Season Touchdown By Marrying The Beautiful Candice Crawford

ARLINGTON, Texas - April saw the Royal Wedding take place in London, England between Prince William and Kate Middleton. And now May has seen the Cowboy Wedding take place in Arlington, Texas between Tony Romo and Candice Crawford. Romo, of the...

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Funny story: Dallas Linbacker Almost Causes International Incident By Calling British Football A 'Sissy Sport'

Dallas Linbacker Almost Causes International Incident By Calling British Football A 'Sissy Sport'

NFL All Pro Linbacker, Mike 'Steamroller' Henry, voiced his controversial opinion about British football when interviewed by London Channel 4 sports news today. Henry compared American football to the mainly British game of 'soccer' by insulting fans...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Pippa Middleton, the 27 year old younger sister of Princess Kate Middleton Windsor, has admitted to having an attraction to an American Football Player. Pippa rose to fame at her sister's wedding to Princess William due to her role as Maid of Honour...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Prepare to Ask for the World

The Dallas Cowboys Prepare to Ask for the World

Dallas - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, has announced that he's excited about the draft this year. He sees it as a unique opportunity to position himself and the Cowboys in an exceptional way. "It's unparalleled. Never been done bef...

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Funny story: Branson/Sugar Consortium Swoop On Dallas Cowboys

Branson/Sugar Consortium Swoop On Dallas Cowboys

In a complete reversal of current business models, usually involving American investors like the Glazer family buying into Premiership football clubs in the hope of turning a fast buck, whilst taking over an operation which they have no idea whatsoev...

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Funny story: Brettt Favre Can't Retire

Brettt Favre Can't Retire

New York, NY - He's been moving like a WalMart greeter for years. Now Brett Favre is one step closer to becoming one. In an ironic twist of fate, the man who's made a living out of announcing his retirement at the end of each football season, suddenl...

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Funny story: Brazen Bank Robber In A Wheel Chair Holds Up The Second National Bank of Baltimore

Brazen Bank Robber In A Wheel Chair Holds Up The Second National Bank of Baltimore

BALTIMORE - In what many local law enforcement authorities are calling the most brazen bank robbery in Baltimore's history, a man in a wheel chair entered Baltimore's Second National Bank and held it up. The robber who has been identified as Barnw...

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Funny story: In An Effort To Cut Down On Injuries, The NFL Is Considering Doing Away With The "Kickoff"

In An Effort To Cut Down On Injuries, The NFL Is Considering Doing Away With The "Kickoff"

CHICAGO - The National Football League's Safety Governing Council is currently meeting to discuss ways in which to make the game of professional football safer. In the past groundbreaking new rules and regulations have included innovations such as...

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Funny story: A Heartbroken Jessica "The Jinx" Simpson Texts Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo And Says She'll Stay Away From The Cowboy Games If He Takes Her Back

A Heartbroken Jessica "The Jinx" Simpson Texts Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo And Says She'll Stay Away From The Cowboy Games If He Takes Her Back

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has confided to a close friend that lately she has really been missing her ex-boyfriend Tony Romo a lot more since he dumped her back in July of 2009. The Dallas Cowboys quarterback dumped little Miss Daisy Duke t...

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Funny story: Stink in LA Harbor. Stink at CBS. Stink at OSU. What does Charlie Sheen say?

Stink in LA Harbor. Stink at CBS. Stink at OSU. What does Charlie Sheen say?

Scientists and environmentalists believe that based on the stink emanating from Los Angeles Harbor, the amount of dead and decaying sardines and anchovies floating on the waters is approximately 45 tons. Mayor Julio Schwartz of Los Angeles state...

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Funny story: Fergie Fury At Comments On Chelsea Loss

Fergie Fury At Comments On Chelsea Loss

Sir Alex Ferguson has launched a furious attack on BBC's Match Of The Day pundit Mark "Lauro" Laurensen after the latter made derogatory comments about Chelsea Loss, grand daughter of Joe Loss, Britain's greatest ever bandleader. Chelsea has kept her...

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Funny story: Dundee United FC In Turmoil

Dundee United FC In Turmoil

Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United have been thrown into chaos after chairman Steven Thomson suspended all 16 of the first team squad that were on duty against Inverness Caledonian Thistle on Tuesday. A furious chairman told the press "I...

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Funny story: The NFL Players Association and The NFL Owners Have Just Named Ines Sainz As Having "The Best Looking Butt In The USA"

The NFL Players Association and The NFL Owners Have Just Named Ines Sainz As Having "The Best Looking Butt In The USA"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Football Players Association and the NFL owners met in the "Capital City" to discuss the upcoming contract talks. The current NFL contract expires in March. If a settlement is not reached soon, the owners could impl...

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