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Funny story: NHS joins forces with Burger Bean

NHS joins forces with Burger Bean

For many, hospital food has long been derided. In a report published in 1997, families told how their loved ones had simply 'given up and died' rather than face another day of hospital food. The NHS hit back by insisting their meals were 'nutriou...

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Funny story: Vegetarian discovers benefits of GM crops

Vegetarian discovers benefits of GM crops

The old adage, "you are what you eat", has a great deal of meaning for Corinna Mill, of Spurrfeld, Ore. In fact, this 98-years-young vegetarian credits her longevity to insisting on eating nothing but Genetically Modified (GM) food. GM food is made from crops which have DNA engineered to give them special attributes which farmers have been seeking ever since the 1940s. "Since I have been e...

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Funny story: The Marriage of Farfalle to Debut at La Scala

The Marriage of Farfalle to Debut at La Scala

Milan Italy: An amazing musical find was announced today. A lost late 18th Century operatic work, "The Marriage of Farfalle," attributed to Luigi Angelo Marinara was found hidden behind a wall at Trattoria Alfredo. The La Scala Opera House is pla...

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Funny story: Algerian terror suspect detained

Algerian terror suspect detained

In France, an Algerian man (34, Algerian) has been held under the French terror directive; normally used for Algerians suspected of being nuclear scientists. The French Interior minister made a statement, "He's been accused of being in possession...

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Funny story: UK Faces Food Crisis - Cameron Demands Action

UK Faces Food Crisis - Cameron Demands Action

Leader of the Opposition, David Cameron tonight demanded urgent government action on the UK food crisis, declaring the situation a national outrage and demanding that Gordon Brown take immediate action, or call an immediate general election. Immed...

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Funny story: Chupacabra Not On The Menu...Yet...

Chupacabra Not On The Menu...Yet...

Restaurateur, Chow Sum Fat, owner of the exclusive LA eatery 'See You Next Tuesday' has vowed to have real Texan chupacabra on his extensive menu by the end of the year. Chow, famous for having eaten absolutely everything, from snow leopards to Am...

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Funny story: Congress Authorizes First Contingent of Food Police

Congress Authorizes First Contingent of Food Police

Washington DC: President Obama signed the Health Care Reform bill today. Buried on page 4203 is the establishment of a cadre of federal Food Busybody Inspectors (FBI) or the "food police." The first unit of FBI agents has been training at an under...

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Funny story: Friction Free Biscuit's now in Development

Friction Free Biscuit's now in Development

A biscuit has been developed by government scientists that is entirely friction free. The implications of this new biscuit will reach far and wide in offices and work places the world over, wherever people enjoy a coffee/tea and biscuit break. Peo...

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Funny story: UK Chef's new book "How to cook 4 Americans" receives mixed reviews

UK Chef's new book "How to cook 4 Americans" receives mixed reviews

Renowned top chef Ollie Jamiver, 34, has published his 115th cookery book on the back of his trip around the USA, and this latest effort has taken a slightly different direction. The title may seem like its just written in the celebrity chef's tra...

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Funny story: British Change Spotted Dick To Speckled Trouser Trout To Avoid Embarrassing Customers

British Change Spotted Dick To Speckled Trouser Trout To Avoid Embarrassing Customers

A council has taken Spotted Dick off the menu at its staff canteen because of comments from sniggering diners. Cockshare County Council's dining room now serves Speckled Trouser Trout instead. It reportedly banned 'Spotted Dick' because of the nam...

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Funny story: Fried Butter Added to Food Pyramid: Starlets Rejoice

Fried Butter Added to Food Pyramid: Starlets Rejoice

In a story likely to reach into the very hearts of America and beyond, the Federal Nutrition Council today added fried butter to the food pyramid. Following its introduction at the prestigious foodie event, The Texas State Fair, experts declared the...

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Funny story: Man Bitten; Leftwing Plot Exposed

Man Bitten; Leftwing Plot Exposed

Much like the Teaparty Express, the leftwing cannibals are showing up to fight for their cause. However, it would appear that they intend to get a great deal more physical than their rightwing counterparts. Their slogan: Bring about peace, eat a p...

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Funny story: New Japanese Restaurant Opens in Soho

New Japanese Restaurant Opens in Soho

Police were called to London's "Soho" this evening after reports of people screaming & jumping out of sliding doors. The Japanese Association of Tyrants, Torturers and Trouser Ticklers recently opened a restaurant just next to the Fire Station...

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Funny story: Sotomayor "Picks Up the Pace" at Confirmation Hearing Dinner Party

Sotomayor "Picks Up the Pace" at Confirmation Hearing Dinner Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor delivered a 7-minute speech aimed primarily at Senate Republicans at a dinner party following Monday's confirmation hearings, declaring that "authenticity to her roots" is at the heart of her c...

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Funny story: Grumpy Little Fucker Refuses to eat his Dinner

Grumpy Little Fucker Refuses to eat his Dinner

A bearded midget has outright refused to eat his mothers dinner despite numerous pleas from the community. Steven Williams, 35, has sat in the corner grumbling to himself about not liking vegetables for the past week, and his closest friends and...

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Funny story: Oscar Mayer Dies a "Gyros" Death at 95 -- found dead in Sandwich meat locker

Oscar Mayer Dies a "Gyros" Death at 95 -- found dead in Sandwich meat locker

Los Angeles, California - "He'd always be in here harassing the customers by trying to get them to order a baloney sub sandwich. But they'd always refuse," said Paul Gonzales, franchise deli manager. "They'd tell to his face: 'Look mister,' they'd sa...

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Funny story: "Orphan Curry" recipe causes shock and outrage

"Orphan Curry" recipe causes shock and outrage

Ofcom are dealing with a record number of complaints today following a recipe, that was read out on a top cooking show, caused shock and confusion. For some unknown reason, the TV chef went through a full demonstration of a meal, referring to the...

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