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Funny story: Pentagon's Hummer Laser Gun 'targetting Mexican dope planes'

Pentagon's Hummer Laser Gun 'targetting Mexican dope planes'

Tuscon, Arizona - (Sinsemilla Mess): The Pentagon has unveiled its latest high tech weapon against pesky Mexican dope fiends currently flooding California with psycho-grade Acapulco Gold cannabis strains. Giant Hummer-mounted laser guns capable of...

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Funny story: Should I Smoke Dope?

Should I Smoke Dope?

The other night Dave and I were watching the BBC AMERICA channel. We stumbled across a program called Should I Smoke Dope? Hooked by the title I was instantly intrigued and wondered why I had not been watching this channel more often. Really? A whole show about pot? We got comfortable on the couch and sent the kids upstairs to play. Neither of them have gone through the D.A.R.E. program at scho...

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Funny story: England's cricketers were high as kites

England's cricketers were high as kites

The Cricket world is reeling in shock at the news that the entire England team were out of their "bonces" on marijuana just before they went into bat for their second innings against West Indies. England were all out for 51 and lost the first Test...

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Funny story: Great Tylenol Epidemic Of 1982

Great Tylenol Epidemic Of 1982

Federal agents taking a second look at the murders of seven people who swallowed tainted Tylenol capsules in 1982 have searched the home of a one-time leading suspect in the still-unsolved case. "I was reading back through the files", stated Lt. D...

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Funny story: President Barack Obama's Prized Bong is Missing

President Barack Obama's Prized Bong is Missing

White House security personnel admit that they are unable to locate President Barack Obama's $1,200.00 Roor Custom Little Sista Icemaster 7.0 Bong that appears to have been stolen from his dresser in his bedroom and they have few clues as to who may...

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Funny story: Mandatory Drug Testing Stuns Capitol Hill

Mandatory Drug Testing Stuns Capitol Hill

Washington DC-- Senators and congressional leaders from both sides of the aisle were stunned by an executive order requiring mandatory drug testing. President Obama signed the order at midnight and by dawn an army of drug testers wearing yellow rain...

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Funny story: United States Marijuana Epidemic

United States Marijuana Epidemic

Recently, the world has watched the arrest of the Presidential Bro for possession of marijuana, admired the bong from which Olympic champion Michael Phelps smoked. But a much more wide-reaching wave of of indifference has spread out from these events...

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Funny story: CBS New Reality Show "Arranged Marriages" Debuts with George Obama & Mom of 14!

CBS New Reality Show "Arranged Marriages" Debuts with George Obama & Mom of 14!

Nairobi,Kenya/ SF/CA Combined Reality Show Mess - George Obama was bailed from jail today by Presidential Legal Counsel Greg Craig after his recent detainment for holding one (1) joint, other than his dick, in his shorts after a recent Kenyan pos...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps in $10 million Twizla+ sponsorship

Michael Phelps in $10 million Twizla+ sponsorship

America - (Bong-Hits-4-Gold! Mess): Eight times Olympic gold medal winning US swimmer Michael Phelps is to smoke weed for the nation after accepting a $10 million sponsorship deal from cigarette paper manufacturers Twizla+ Jumbos. The announcemen...

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Funny story: Olympian Michael Phelps and Presidential Sibling Caught Flaming Up a Fatboy at Inauguration in Porta Potty

Olympian Michael Phelps and Presidential Sibling Caught Flaming Up a Fatboy at Inauguration in Porta Potty

What does an Olympic champion swimmer and a Kenyan half Brother of the President have in common? The two seem to have answered that question by getting arrested recently for love of the same Maryjane. Behind the Lincoln memorial while Barack Obam...

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Funny story: Oldham Drug Dealer Offers 'All You Can Handle For A Fiver ' Deal - Chaos Ensues.

Oldham Drug Dealer Offers 'All You Can Handle For A Fiver ' Deal - Chaos Ensues.

Oldham, UK - On Friday night, Oldham drug dealer Billy J Whizz offered local junkies as much gear as they could handle for a one-off promotional price of a fiver for all you can handle between the hours of ten pm and two am. Local drug users flock...

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Funny story: Obama sibling busted for fifty kilos of Durban Poison

Obama sibling busted for fifty kilos of Durban Poison

Nairobi, Kenya - (Matanuska Thunderfuck Mess): George Obama, 26 year-old half-brother of the American President, has been arrested for possession of 'a weekend's personal supply' of the local African recreational weed Durban Poison. "Actually, it...

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Funny story: Drug Alert! Drug Alert!

Drug Alert! Drug Alert!

A new drug has been made in a laboratory pretty recently. A drug that looks somewhat like marijuana. The drug has already hit the streets and attracted over 10,000 people and killed nearly all of those 10,000 people! Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, is...

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Funny story: Cannabis Sativa Bash in Michigan

Cannabis Sativa Bash in Michigan

Detroit - (AP) Michigan voters joined 12 other states last night in approving the use of marijuana for medical reasons. Passed by a 3 to 1 margin, advocates said after a lengthy battle with the state's anti-marijuana faction, that it's "HIGH" tim...

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Funny story: Robbie Fowler Arrested Again After 'Cocaine Found In Footballs' Story Churned Up Again By L'Equipe

Robbie Fowler Arrested Again After 'Cocaine Found In Footballs' Story Churned Up Again By L'Equipe

Cardiff City striker Robbie Fowler will not now miss the FA Cup fourth round replay against Arsenal after being mistakenly arrested when cocaine, with a potential value of up to £120,000, was thought to have been discovered inside a consignment of fo...

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Funny story: Government to upgrade aspirin to class A drug

Government to upgrade aspirin to class A drug

Aspirin has been reclassified as a class A drug, introducing the possibility of lifetime imprisonment for anyone caught supplying the former headache suppressant. Home secretary Jacqui Smith cited the "uncertainty" surrounding the effects of the d...

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Funny story: Malaysian Woman Smuggles Heroin Under Boobs

Malaysian Woman Smuggles Heroin Under Boobs

Australia has charged a big busted Malaysian woman with attempting to smuggle heroin into Melbourne by hiding the drugs under her boobs. Officials of the Customs Department say they suspected the woman may have been carrying drugs when she arrived...

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