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Funny story: Hunt on as Mad Dog Drives His Master over Cliff

Hunt on as Mad Dog Drives His Master over Cliff

"Rover is my best friend!" said owner Cliff Topp of Swanage, Dorset England as he was dragged from the wreckage of his 4x4 this morning after it plunged at least 100ft (30.5m) over a sheer cliff.

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Funny story: Fretful Moe N. Moe Dowdy: "Will Repubs Treat Michelle O the Way I trashed Hillary C?

Fretful Moe N. Moe Dowdy: "Will Repubs Treat Michelle O the Way I trashed Hillary C?

Now that Moe Dowdy doesn't have Hillary to kick around any more, she has begun to worry out loud. Will the Republican attack dogs follow her bestial savaging of Hillary and visit it upon the black head of Michelle Obama...? The rapidly aging Dowdy sank her dentures into the Clinton campaign like Dracula on a million Minas. "She showed the way to the lost in the wilderness McCainanites&quo...

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Funny story: Catnip Paste Leads to First Cat-Dog Birth

Catnip Paste Leads to First Cat-Dog Birth

The first cat-dog hybrid was born this week in the U.S, inciting anger from anti-interspecialists. Oscar, a four year old Persian-Siamese crossbreed successfully impregnated Marlee, a four year old Saint Bernard.

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Funny story: Dachshund Helps Mute Children Speak

Dachshund Helps Mute Children Speak

Identical twin brothers Jerry and Jerome Jefferson have simultaneously spoken their first words ever at age eight. Their mother, Jennifer, said "This truly is a miracle. The Lord used that cute little dog with floppy ears to help make my mute child...

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Funny story: Australian Liberal Party Politicians to Replace Beagle Dogs at Airports

Australian Liberal Party Politicians to Replace Beagle Dogs at Airports

Perth, Australia (Reuters) - Disgraced chair-sniffing Western Australia Liberal Party leader Troy Bustwell is to replace drug detection dogs at Perth airport.

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Opens Dog Food Company

Kentucky Derby Opens Dog Food Company

One of the grandest social events surrounding sport, southern gentility and pie-eyed patrons adrift in a sea of mint julep has taken a surprising turn for the pragmatic.

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Funny story: Crocodile Tears Over Lost Ball

Crocodile Tears Over Lost Ball

Plenty of crocodile tears were shed today following the loss of a brightly colored beach ball by Charlie the Croc - the mascot of Aussie football team the Queensland Bastards.

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Funny story: Teen remanded over terrier charges

Teen remanded over terrier charges

An administrative cock-up by the West Yorkshire Police Force has led to the arrest of 19 year old Kenzie Mahoodie. The youth, who currently lives in Desbury, was arrested and later released on suspicion of possessing a Jack Russell, with explosive t...

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Funny story: Sri Lankan street dogs beg to be left alone

Sri Lankan street dogs beg to be left alone

Following the revelation that an entire litter of puppies were put down following the discovery of rabies in one of their beautiful, cute little brothers, a spokescanine for Sri Lankan street dogs has made a formal request to the British Embassy in C...

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Funny story: Puppy dies after bite from rabid social worker

Puppy dies after bite from rabid social worker

London - (Shaggy Dog Mess): A cute and cuddly puppy has died after being bitten by a rabid social worker according to reports.

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Funny story: Worlds oldest dog dies at 32

Worlds oldest dog dies at 32

Mr. Woggle, a 32 year old Collie has passed away Thursday of what veterinarians say, common old age.

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Funny story: Crufts Favourite Eaten By Terrorists

Crufts Favourite Eaten By Terrorists

The dog fancying community was apoplectic with grief, fear and outright confusion today upon hearing the horrific news that last year's winning dog and the bookies' favourite to reclaim the title this year - a North Vietnamese Wolfhound named...

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Funny story: George Bush Ordered Execution of "Osama bin Puppy"

George Bush Ordered Execution of "Osama bin Puppy"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President George Bush has revealed that he himself ordered the execution of "Osama bin Puppy," the heinous terrorist mastermind and former CIA dog responsible for planning the 911 attacks.

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Funny story: Men Equals Dogs, Women Equals Badgers...

Men Equals Dogs, Women Equals Badgers...

It has come to my mind, that men do show some similarities between themselves and dogs. However, women have similarities between themselves and badgers. Here is what I have noticed:...

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Funny story: Laika the Russian Space Dog, Returns to Earth

Laika the Russian Space Dog, Returns to Earth

Laika, the little dog sent into space by the Russians during the middle of the 20th century, has made a triumphant and unexpected return to Earth.

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Funny story: Beagle added to Chinese restaurant menus

Beagle added to Chinese restaurant menus

Chinese restaurants are rushing to add Beagle to their menus after Uno captured the hearts of fans at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this week, figuring there will be an upswing in requests for the happy, playful breed.

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Funny story: Leona Helmsley's Dog "Trouble" Barks Gift to Dog Museum in Alabama

Leona Helmsley's Dog "Trouble" Barks Gift to Dog Museum in Alabama

Largely Johnson Jr., curator, caretaker, and founder of the World Dog Museum in Muscle Shoals, Alabama, announced that Trouble, who is a frequent visitor to the museum since becoming the world's wealthiest dog, was gifting the museum $250,000 to...

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