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Funny story: Cheney popularity rockets after attorney take down

Cheney popularity rockets after attorney take down

Pollsters revealed yesterday Vice President Dick Cheney's popularity has had a massive lift in the aftermath of attorney shooting. Polls taken before the shooting showed Cheney's popularity with voters was at an all time low of 12 percent favorab...

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Funny story: Cheney Enrolls In Hunting School

Cheney Enrolls In Hunting School

The White house announced today that Vice President Dick Cheney has enrolled in a two week course at a South Texas hunting school to try to patch up his hunting skills a bit.

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Funny story: Cheny Hunts For Quail, Nails Kerry

Cheny Hunts For Quail, Nails Kerry

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded Massachusetts senator John Kerry during a weekend quail hunting trip at a south Texas ranch, spraying Kerry in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Tazers President Bush's Dog Barney

Dick Cheney Tazers President Bush's Dog Barney

"Reach for the sky Barney" Dick Cheney jokingly told the President's Terrier before pulling the trigger on what Cheney thought to be a toy Star Trek phaser.

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Funny story: Cheney Shooting The Opening Salvo In The Program To Keep Conservatives In Line.

Cheney Shooting The Opening Salvo In The Program To Keep Conservatives In Line.

Dismayed with Conservative groups taking pot shots at the Bush Administration for everything from the budget deficit to it's handling of the War in Iraq, the Administration has decided to shoot back. Vice President Dick Cheney's shot-gunning of Conse...

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Funny story: Cheney Accidentally Shoots Leak Case Lawyer

Cheney Accidentally Shoots Leak Case Lawyer

WASHINGTON -- Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a member of his defense team during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.

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Funny story: Halliburton Hits Hard Times - Cheney Down On His Luck

Halliburton Hits Hard Times - Cheney Down On His Luck

Vice President/Galaxian Dictator Dick Cheney today announced that due to "Godless communist lies" and "weak liberal thinking" that his trans-galactic empire Halliburton is being forced to actually BID on contracts - not have them...

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Funny story: Cheney 'Member Of Illuminati'

Cheney 'Member Of Illuminati'

US Senator Dick Cheney is the head of a secret society bent on World Domination, it was alleged yesterday. Senator Cheney, who is known within the clandestine outfit as ‘Illumined Arty' , has been a leading member of the group since his student days...

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Funny story: For President Bush, Every Day Is 'Turkey Day'

For President Bush, Every Day Is 'Turkey Day'

THE WHITE HOUSE--As one of his most prestigious national duties, Vice President Dick Cheney has announced the winner of the Official 2005 George W. Bush Look-Alike Contest. The winner, shown here (the REAL George W. Bush is the one on the righ...

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Funny story: George Bush Sends Dick Cheney to be Tortured at Guantanamo Bay

George Bush Sends Dick Cheney to be Tortured at Guantanamo Bay

WASHINGTON (AP)-Desperate to improve his plunging standings in public opinion polls, President George Bush has sent Vice President Dick Cheney to be tortured at the US torture facility at Guantanamo Bay near Cuba.

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Funny story: Cheney admits IRAN and IRAQ spelling very similar to IRA

Cheney admits IRAN and IRAQ spelling very similar to IRA

Washington DC (Riotous) - Aides of Vice President Dick Cheney have issued a hasty statement on behalf of the beleagured ex-Halliburton CEO amid new CIA reports naming Iran as the transit point of Al Qaeda 9/11 operatives:...

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Funny story: Vice President Cheney Resigns for Health Reasons

Vice President Cheney Resigns for Health Reasons

(AP) U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney has resigned from his office for health related reasons. President George W. Bush immediately nominated Halliburton Oil, Inc. to replace him.

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Funny story: Hurricane Katrina To Be As Lucrative As Two Wars Says Dick Cheney

Hurricane Katrina To Be As Lucrative As Two Wars Says Dick Cheney

WASHINGTON (AP)-Vice President Dick Cheney has confirmed that repairing the devastation caused by Hurricane Katrina will be just as lucrative to Republican corporations as the U.S. wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have been.

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Funny story: George and Laura Bush, Dick Cheney Enter Rehab Clinics for Oil Addiction

George and Laura Bush, Dick Cheney Enter Rehab Clinics for Oil Addiction

WASHINGTON, DC (AP)--Americans were shocked by the public disclosure on Friday that the White House is filled with the victims of oil addiction, including all senior Republicans.

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Funny story: White House Scramble in Damage Control Exercise after Hacker Cracks Cheney's Home PC

White House Scramble in Damage Control Exercise after Hacker Cracks Cheney's Home PC

White House officials found themselves scrambling today when it was uncovered that a hacker had successfully accessed Dick Cheney's home computer. The hacker, who has yet to be apprehended, used a Trojan Horse to gain access to Cheney's computer Whi...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney-flown the coop?

Dick Cheney-flown the coop?

BREAKING NEWS: Washington, May 3. Spoof's covert Cabinet level source has disclosed that Dick Cheney, who of course is the Vice President, has not been seen in his office or on the job at all since the State of the Union Address on February...

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Funny story: Bush Gets Lay For Earth Day

Bush Gets Lay For Earth Day

As expected, today President Bush appointed former Enron CEO Ken Lay as Chairman of national Earth Day activities. The details were worked out in a meeting of top energy advisors chaired by Dick Cheney, and of course these will never be disclosed. "E...

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