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Funny story: Bolton nomination delayed again by dimwitted Democrats

Bolton nomination delayed again by dimwitted Democrats

Washington, DC - Once again, the nomination of John Bolton has been delayed by Democratic leaders bent on exposing the current undersecretary of state for arms control as having conflicting agendas. Bolton, who Senator Joseph Biden (D-Delaware) desc...

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Funny story: Senate Democrats to Have Their Tongues Surgically Removed

Senate Democrats to Have Their Tongues Surgically Removed

Invoking a clause in the Patriot Act, which says that anyone who criticizes the President of the United States shall be treated as a Suspected Terrorist, and therefore will lose any protection under the law, GOP leaders have decided to put teeth be...

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Funny story: Democrats Scramble Bombers, Prepare "Nuclear Option"

Democrats Scramble Bombers, Prepare "Nuclear Option"

Washington (AP)--In a sign of escalating tensions over the right to block judicial nominees, Democrats announced Tuesday that they had scrambled a bomber squadron capable of executing a "nuclear option."...

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Funny story: Paychecks To Be Distributed By Wall Street and Allocated to Savings Accounts

Paychecks To Be Distributed By Wall Street and Allocated to Savings Accounts

Washington, DC--Effective with the next payroll cycle, all American employees who work for companies employing more than 50 people, and who are registered Democrats who voted for John Kerry, will no longer receive their paychecks as a "block gra...

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Funny story: Ukraine Elections: Democrats Ask 'Why Didn't We Think of That?

Ukraine Elections: Democrats Ask 'Why Didn't We Think of That?

Chagrined Democrats across the United States have been watching the results of the disputed elections in the Ukraine this week as hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians have taken to the streets in Kiev to peacefully protest the results of the President...

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Funny story: Kerry in Geometric Center of Republican's Way

Kerry in Geometric Center of Republican's Way

Since the overwhelming Republican Victory in this past election, Republican Senators are finding a firm resistance exhibited by John Kerry and his fellow Democrats. What the Republicans had thought would be smooth, unilateral sailing, has actually b...

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Funny story: All Democrats to be placed on No-Fly List

All Democrats to be placed on No-Fly List

All non-Republicans will have passports revoked after Bush re-elected...

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Funny story: Liberal Democrats at Risk for Anxiety

Liberal Democrats at Risk for Anxiety

From the Journal of Studies in Applied Anxiety:...

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Funny story: Democrats' favorite love positions posted at convention

Democrats' favorite love positions posted at convention

BOSTON, Mass. -- As the gala of the Democratic National Convention ensued with classy party speakers and features about John Kerry's personality, a little-known sidebar of the delegates and party leaders was taking place in the backrooms of the a...

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Funny story: Democrats' chat-room infiltrated by Republicans?

Democrats' chat-room infiltrated by Republicans?

(Washington D.C, Thursday) Raging fury tonight among card-carrying Democrats as controversy looms about their internet chat room "Democratic Underground Doc Con" which was accused today of supporting Vice President Dick Cheney's surpr...

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Funny story: Dems Assail Bush Sitcom Deficit

Dems Assail Bush Sitcom Deficit

Los Angeles, CA -- Hollywood Democrats today blasted President Bush for the worst record of creating hit TV series of any administration since Herbert Hoover.

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Funny story: Lib Dems Join The Great "Choice" Debate

Lib Dems Join The Great "Choice" Debate

It has been the choice word of the political classes all summer, and now finally the Liberal Democrats have entered the great debate about choice in public services. Speaking inclusively to The Spoof this morning, Lid Dem leader Charles Kennedy outl...

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Funny story: Vin Diesel Accepts VP Nod

Vin Diesel Accepts VP Nod

AP, Hollywood, Stardate 17549. Democrats unanimously praised the choice of Vin Diesel as the answer to the 2004 ticket. "As soon as I heard he was back in the galaxy, I had to offer him the VP spot," said Presidential candidate John Kerry,...

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Funny story: Nadergate? Democrats Accuse Ralph Nader of being Republican Clone

Nadergate? Democrats Accuse Ralph Nader of being Republican Clone

Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chairman Terry McAuliffe is reported to have sent off a letter to the Federal Election Commission (FEC) accusing Republicans of secretly cloning Ralph Nader. In the letter, McAuliffe is said to have stated that...

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Funny story: Politico Ad Nauseum

Politico Ad Nauseum

Three new Bush Campaign ads that feature the smoldering ruins of the World Trade Center have ignited criticism from the families of the victims, Democrats and anyone with a working moral compass. But it's not just the President's ads which ar...

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Funny story: Bush Ad Nauseum

Bush Ad Nauseum

Three new Bush Campaign ads that feature the smoldering ruins of the World Trade Center have ignited criticism from the families of the victims, Democrats and anyone with a working moral compass. Unnamed Administration Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhous...

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Funny story: Bush Releases Campaign Ads

Bush Releases Campaign Ads

Washington, DC--Now that the Democrats have finally selected a presidential candidate, President George Bush's campaign released a series of television ads this week. The ads focus on Bush's leadership during "difficult times" yet oddly conta...

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