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Funny story: London's Burning! Riots Persist for Another Night

London's Burning! Riots Persist for Another Night

Prime Minister David Cameron has cut short his holiday abroad and is trying to book a flight back to the UK to take control of the serious situation in the capital where thousands of youths have seized control of the streets. The rampaging youth...

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Funny story: Tight UK PM didn't tip Italian waitress, he claimed his cappuccino was cold!

Tight UK PM didn't tip Italian waitress, he claimed his cappuccino was cold!

UK prime minister, David Cameron is so tight that he left a Tuscany café without tipping the waitress and his excuse was, "the cappuccino's were cold!" Which was obviously a "porky pie" because Italian cappuccino's in Italy are never cold and the bes...

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Funny story: Cameron and News International

Cameron and News International

Meetings between Senior Executives of News International and Conservative Cabinet Ministers were 'nothing to do with News Corp's bid to take over BSkyB' said Cameron's Communications Director 'I have spoken to David Coulson several times about this matter and he says his plan was for all the meetings was a discussion of the weather.' When I queried why so many meetings were required to discuss...

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Funny story: Chelsea fan Nick Clegg taunts David Cameron about Aston Villa

Chelsea fan Nick Clegg taunts David Cameron about Aston Villa

Nick Clegg, leader of the Liberal Democrats, has wound up Conservative Prime Minister David Cameron with taunts about Aston Villa selling their best players. Cameron, who has been supporting the Villa since he was 13, is reported to be incensed by...

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Funny story: Thought For The Day, With Frankie Howerd

Thought For The Day, With Frankie Howerd

Oh no, don't. Ooh. Hold on, oh don't. Ooh, everything's in the wrong place tonight. I don't know where to put meself. Have you got the same trouble, Missus? Yes, you have, I can tell. Don't laugh, oh no. Don't. Poor soul. What a shame. When they asked me to do this piece, I must admit, it was all very daunting. It's very intellectual, this "thought for the day" business. Very highbrow. I tel...

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Funny story: David Cameron Launches Midsummer Murders Investigation

David Cameron Launches Midsummer Murders Investigation

David Cameron, popular Prime Minister of the middle right has launched an investigation into the number of suspicious deaths in fictional murder hot-spot Midsummer, with particular emphasis being placed on Tom 'Bergerac' Barnaby and his various comed...

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Funny story: Britain To Export Crap Weather To Sweltering America

Britain To Export Crap Weather To Sweltering America

Prime Minister, David "Do Nothing Dave" Cameron, and Deputy PM Nick "Does My Bum Look Big In These Trousers?" Clegg appear all set to authorise the export of some mediocre British weather to the Americans. In recent days, temperatures in the USA h...

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Funny story: Cameron Was A Peeping Tom

Cameron Was A Peeping Tom

David Cameron's decision to appoint Andy Coulson as his communications director, is a little easier to understand following the emergence of certain disclosures. They both enjoyed spying on people. Whereas Coulson liked to eavesdrop on people's p...

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Funny story: Bernie Ecclestone and Rupert Murdoch to sort out Africa

Bernie Ecclestone and Rupert Murdoch to sort out Africa

Billionaire pensioners Rupert Murdoch and Bernie Ecclestone have teamed up in a joint initiative to help ease the growing crisis in Africa. Global media baron Rupert Murdoch, who is expected to pick up the multi-million-pound tab for compensating...

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Funny story: My Dinner Guest top tips by David Cameron

My Dinner Guest top tips by David Cameron

Well, Hello there. I am David Cameron. Some of you may have voted for me. It is a mystery. Like Chris De Burgh. You know people have done something to make him popular, but you never meet anyone who will publicly admit it. I have been asked to give you my opinion on whom to invite to your house for a dinner party, whilst avoiding any trace of hypocrisy of wrongdoing. Still, just between y...

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Funny story: Britain's Minister of Austerity Sacked!

Britain's Minister of Austerity Sacked!

Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, who was made Britain's first ever Minister of Austerity just a few days ago has now been sensationally sacked by Prime Minister David Cameron after he was was summoned to number 10 last night to explain to the Prim...

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Funny story: A Little Local Difficulty

A Little Local Difficulty

A UK Member of Parliament, a boy sent out to do a man's job, ended up a screaming, bullying, finger pointing fool on BBC Newsnight. Discussing the phone hacking scandal, that he described as "a little local difficulty", the MP, who we can call Kno...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks's husband publishes Slags book

Rebekah Brooks's husband publishes Slags book

When Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie published his first book in 2009, David Cameron, Rupert Murdoch and Guy Ritchie attended the launch at Nincompoop, the West End nightclub. The complex novel,called Fillies, covered a world Brooks knew well as...

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Funny story: David Cameron's "My Chums At Eton"

David Cameron's "My Chums At Eton"

Here is an extract from David Cameron's book "My Chums At Eton", which describes his time at the famous public school. "What ho! It's me, your chum and Prime Minister. I've removed my top hat, loosened my braces, and asked my butler to leave me in peace for a while so I can get down to writing a spiffing whizz-bang story about all the japes I got up to in my schooldays. I bet you can't wait to...

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Funny story: Miliband accuses Cameron of subliminal advertising

Miliband accuses Cameron of subliminal advertising

Today Ed Miliband accused PM David Cameron of shamelessly accepting money to advertise the release of The Beatles back catalogue on iTunes. Miliband claims that a recent speech Cameron made to party members contained multiple references to Beatle songs. Below are a few edited highlights of that very speech. Some people said the conservative party was finished and that either I'm a loser, or...

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Funny story: Forecast for single men over Sixty, made redundant?

Forecast for single men over Sixty, made redundant?

D. Isolutioned, our resident pathetically inept Spoof ode writer, has scribbled down his forecast and advice for anyone in the UK who has been made redundant over the last three year, and the next 2 million people who will become redundant in the next three years, to read, consider, and comment on. Here it is: You will expect your experience to hold you in good stead, You'll soon learn no-one...

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Funny story: If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog

If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog

Last night former Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury (World Bank, hint hint!) Gordon Brown said that he would still be Prime Minister if the News of the Swirling Wurlitzer revelations had occurred 18 months earlier. His reasoning was that Andy Coulson would have been arrested and David Cameron would have been fatally damaged by the publicity surrounding the arrest of his Director of Com...

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