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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Moonwalks On Out The Exit Door

Dancing With The Stars: Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Moonwalks On Out The Exit Door

HOLLYWOOD - One of the oldest contestants to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, 80-year-old ex-astronaut Buzz Aldrin, has danced on out the exit door. Buzz Aldrin, who has the distinction of being the second human being to step on the cheesy m...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Jake Pavelka's Future Wife Vienna Jealous of Chelsie Hightower

Dancing With The Stars: Jake Pavelka's Future Wife Vienna Jealous of Chelsie Hightower

HOLLYWOOD - Vienna Girardi, who received the final rose on The Bachelor, and is slated to become Mrs. Jake Pavelka sometime in the future has revealed to her BFF that she is jealous of Jake dancing with Chelsie Hightower on the hit dancing show Danci...

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Funny story: DWTS Judge Calls Kate "Super Bitch from Hell"

DWTS Judge Calls Kate "Super Bitch from Hell"

Finally, someone gets it. Kate Gosselin is in her element when she is portraying a bitch. That is when her natural talent shines. On the last episode of Dancing with the Stars, Judge Bruno Tonioli stated that she actually came out on stage as "the su...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Promises To Showcase Her Boobs and Booty On Dancing With The Stars

Pamela Anderson Promises To Showcase Her Boobs and Booty On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson was pretty upset that she ended up in the bottom two on last week's Dancing With The Stars. Anderson said that she cannot figure out how Kate Gosselin, a graceless, talentless, fake blonde with a rather stretched out wi...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Convinces Cheryl Cole To Guest Star on Dancing With The Stars

Derek Hough Convinces Cheryl Cole To Guest Star on Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, one of the dance instructors on Dancing With The Stars, has convinced his new gal pal Cheryl Cole to guest star on the reality dance show and sing her latest hit "Parachute." And Cheryl Cole, who thinks the world of Derek...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Rumor Sparks Fly Between Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews

Dancing With The Stars: Rumor Sparks Fly Between Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Star's "Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Maksim Chmerkovskiy [pronounced: CHAT-ta-NOO-ga] and ESPNs Erin Andrews [pronounced: AN-drews] appear to be 'eyeing' more than the first place mirror ball trophy. The tall dancing coupl...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Pamela Anderson - Kate Gosselin Feud Fires Up!

Dancing With The Stars: The Pamela Anderson - Kate Gosselin Feud Fires Up!

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the top reality shows Dancing With The Stars and American Idol are going head-to-head as they are pitted against each other. This year's edition of DWTS has already seen at least three of the couples get into some pretty serious...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin wants Terrell Owens for 'Dancing With The Stars' and Claims: 'I Am Not a Spitter'!

Ricky Martin wants Terrell Owens for 'Dancing With The Stars' and Claims: 'I Am Not a Spitter'!

Embracing the current trend in journalism where news whores and hasbeens strive mightily to get their Hollywood stars etched on the gutter outside Grauman's Ricky Martin announced his choice for a dance partner. "Terrell and I have so much in common;...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Pamela Anderson Ties For 3rd And Her Bottom Ends Up In The Bottom Two

Dancing With The Stars: Pamela Anderson Ties For 3rd And Her Bottom Ends Up In The Bottom Two

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson, who is one of the sexiest women to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars surprisingly ended up in the bottom two. Anderson had received a score of 22 out of a possible 30, which put her in a tie for third place. Ast...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Has The Worst Attitude of Anyone To Ever Appear on Dancing With The Stars

Kate Gosselin Has The Worst Attitude of Anyone To Ever Appear on Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - On last week's Dancing With The Stars, professional baby maker Kate Gosselin finished in 9th place out of 11. This week "King Kate" who has got to have one of the positively worst attitudes of anyone in the history of DWTS finished in...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Dancing Partner Begs For His Life

Kate Gosselin's Dancing Partner Begs For His Life

Well, maybe that is a bit overly dramatic, but things between Gosselin and her dancing partner, Tony Dovolani, on the hit show Dancing with the Stars are anything but ideal. Dovolani walked out on Gosselin when she questioned his teaching techniqu...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Pisses Off Tony Dovolani Big Time!

Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Pisses Off Tony Dovolani Big Time!

HOLLYWOOD - Tony Dovolani is a world champion dance instructor who has captured dozens of world-wide awards. Tony Dovolani is a class act who can take a woman with two left feet, no rhythm, no soul, some cellulite, and no coordination and mold he...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani Says He Has Got His Hands Full With Kate "Graceless" Gosselin

Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani Says He Has Got His Hands Full With Kate "Graceless" Gosselin

LOS ANGELES - Kate Gosselin's professional dance partner on Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani has flat out come out and said that he has certainly got his hands full this year with the star of the former reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8. Tony r...

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Funny story: The NFL's Chad Ochocinco Scores Three Touchdowns With Dancing With The Stars Cheryl Burke

The NFL's Chad Ochocinco Scores Three Touchdowns With Dancing With The Stars Cheryl Burke

HOLLYWOOD - NFL reporters, writers, and critics alike are all in agreement that the Cincinnati Bengals' Chad Ochocinco scored a touchdown, or actually three TDs on Dancing With The Stars. "El 85" danced with the sexy-looking two-time DWTS champion...

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Funny story: Eighty-Year-Old Buzz Aldrin Places Last On Dancing With The Stars - The Producers Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

Eighty-Year-Old Buzz Aldrin Places Last On Dancing With The Stars - The Producers Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

HOLLYWOOD - The man was a genuine American hero. He traveled to the moon. And he was the second human being to ever walk on the moon. Buzz Aldrin flew 66 missions during the Korean War, but shame on the producers of Dancing With The Stars for what...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Places 9th Out of 11

Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Places 9th Out of 11

HOLLYWOOD - Kate Gosselin smiled, and laughed, and chuckled, but deep down inside you could tell that the blonde divorced mother of eight hated every single moment of her time on Dancing With The Stars. King Kate has always been used to being in c...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Judge Len "The Grouch" Goodman Needs To Get His "Arse" Back To Britain

Dancing With The Stars Judge Len "The Grouch" Goodman Needs To Get His "Arse" Back To Britain

HOLLYWOOD - After being off for one year Dancing With The Stars British Judge Len Goodman quickly shows that he is still as grouchy, crotchety, and cantankerous as ever. He hammered Shannon Doherty so hard with his remarks that he reduced TV's 'Ba...

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