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Funny story: India Unveils Shitty New Car

India Unveils Shitty New Car

(New Dehli) - Hoping to fill the void in the piece of shit car world left when the Yugo ceased production, India unveiled the $2500 Tata Nano, a cheap crapbox that will surely disappoint car enthusiasts all over the world.

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Funny story: India launches Nano - world's cheapest car. Mitt Romney says "If India can produce cheap cars so can we". Promises to 'bring jobs back to America' - tells Detroit he will revive flagging car industry

India launches Nano - world's cheapest car. Mitt Romney says "If India can produce cheap cars so can we". Promises to 'bring jobs back to America' - tells Detroit he will revive flagging car industry

DETROIT, MICHIGAN: The battle for the Republican Presidential nomination hotted up yesterday. While GOP front-runner John McCain was 'honest' in his declaration to Americans that "not all of the lost jobs are c...

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Funny story: Tata's people's car, the Nano, powered by people. Literally, people

Tata's people's car, the Nano, powered by people. Literally, people

New Delhi, India - Engineered to provide inexpensive transportation for just $2,500, getting 50 miles to the gallon and defuse India's population bomb, the Tata Nano is touted as the most affordable green machine on the planet.

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Funny story: Oil Prices Set To Rise Again As Coalition Forces Turn Down Iraqi Oil Production Once More

Oil Prices Set To Rise Again As Coalition Forces Turn Down Iraqi Oil Production Once More

"Why the hell did we go there if it wasn't for the oil and to make it cheaper for us to fill our cars?" demanded the once happy Bush supporter at the Rudi Giuliani presidential campaign meeting. It was an outcry that most were thinking but none were saying...

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Funny story: Secret Service Raids Carwash

Secret Service Raids Carwash

Today federal agents confiscated nearly $100,000.00 worth of carwash tokens from Bubba's Bubblebath Buggywash of Liverpool, Iowa. In cooperation with local authorities, the coins were seized as part of an ever expanding federal operation to comba...

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Funny story: Water, Water, Water ... makes the world go around!

Water, Water, Water ... makes the world go around!

Now, if I asked you what the most precious item this world holds near to its heart, what would you guess that was. Gold, Gas, Oil … give up? How about water? You know the stuff we give away, give it away to our lawns to our animals, our cars, and we give it for free. Now we pay a pretty premium for this liquid gold. I have an old friend that sells water to folks that will pay $10 a bottle fo...

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Funny story: Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

The 'Whit Car' annual study of car ownership was released yesterday and contained a number of surprises, most notably, that 'Wankers' are now more likely to own an Audi than a BMW, with the A...

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Funny story: Chevrolet Will Re-Introduce the 57 Chevy

Chevrolet Will Re-Introduce the 57 Chevy

Detroit, Michigan (IP) - General Motors and Chevrolet have announced they will start manufacturing the 1957 Chevy and other car companies will follow in their footsteps.

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Funny story: Boy Racer To Attempt New Land Speed Record

Boy Racer To Attempt New Land Speed Record

A youth from Doncaster is tonight going to attempt to steal the limelight from a man who was yesterday jailed for 10 weeks for breaking the speed limit in his Porsche 911.

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Funny story: White House pranksters give Rove's car an extreme makeover as a giant prophylactic; only he was not in it at the time, they say

White House pranksters give Rove's car an extreme makeover as a giant prophylactic; only he was not in it at the time, they say

Washington, D.C. - While away at President Bush's ranch in Crawford, Texas, some of Carl Rove's White House co-workers back in Washington decided to carryout some gamesmanship of their own in honor of their beloved political stagiest's de...

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Funny story: Stereo System To Come With Car Attached

Stereo System To Come With Car Attached

Detroit, Michigan (IP) - Delorian Motor Works (DMW) has announced that it is producing a stereo system with a car attached to it as a sort of off-shoot. The price of the new vehicle will start at $27,000 and will be available in silver and black.

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Funny story: New DeLorean orders: Ford go back to drawing board

New DeLorean orders: Ford go back to drawing board

With the threat of the DeLorean going back into full production, some 25 years after the last one rolled off the line, Ford have today announced plans to reissue the Model T.

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Funny story: DUB hip-hop custom car magazine calls car made of vegetables 'fly'; sales expected to hit new record high with hemp SUV model

DUB hip-hop custom car magazine calls car made of vegetables 'fly'; sales expected to hit new record high with hemp SUV model

City of Industry, California - Calling it a major victory for the Green Movement, a car made of hemp and rapeseed oil, called 'Eco One', won a key endorsement by hip-hop custom car magazine, DUB, today. Eco One is made by Warwick Manufacturin...

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Funny story: Ford Going Retro?

Ford Going Retro?

Ford Motor Company (NYSE: F) may be taking the retro concept to a new level if industry rumors are correct. Insiders say that Ford has plans to introduce a new line of cars going all the way back to the original vehicles produced by...

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Funny story: Taliban Motor Works Introducing New Cars

Taliban Motor Works Introducing New Cars

KuKamango, Afghanistan (IP) - Taliban Motor Works (TMW) has announced the introduction of a brand new van to be known as the Talivan and a sporty new 2-door sedan they will call the Insurgency 2008.

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Funny story: Cake-car - Skoda go into full production

Cake-car - Skoda go into full production

Following the success of the TV ad campaign, Skoda have decided go go ahead with full production of the car made from sponge cake.

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Funny story: Indicators to be optional on new Fords

Indicators to be optional on new Fords

Car manufacturers Ford have bowed to mounting pressure and finally agreed to make indicators an optional extra on all cars produced for the UK market from 1st September this year.

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