Gasp and hold your breath. Yes it seems Tyra Banks is heading for the plus size section of Walmart.
Further humiliation for denounced former England soccer star David Beckham, as Real Madrid manager forces him to tuck his new boobies into a bra before training. Rod of iron manager, Fabio Decapito, is sick and tired of Beckham's...
Hollywood plastic surgeons have teamed with the fashion industry to release a new line of breast implants, now available in designer colors. Now, women who were stuck with white Caucasian breasts, yellow Oriental breasts, light-brown Hispanic breast...
Those who suffer daily embarrassment due to the size of their small breasts will soon be able to participate in a brand new scheme from the NHS.
PALM BEACH, FL - A singer who impersonates Britney Spears has sued a Florida clinic over the results of her plastic surgery, which was "outsourced" to a physician in Bangladesh.
Veteran Channel 4 newscaster Jon Snow has rumbustiously defended his recently dented honour by agreeing to promote Breast Cancer awareness.
A Milwaukee man, Gerard Clemens, was arrested this morning by local police during an alledged attempt to explain to his neighbor exactly what he meant by "your wife has beautifully perky breasts". Clemens is yet to release a statement from...
Hollywood is the city of dreams. Well-preserved actresses stride across the red carpets, amongst the bright lights, from one VIP gala to the next. Their breasts are silicone implanted, and their faces lifted until their skin is drum tight. However, H...
APP -- Victoria's Secret Model Tyra Banks today launched a new, and provocative reality show in which supermodels, models, and just plain women will have their breasts examined and checked for implants. Guest "examiners" on the show w...
Hollywood, California - Conjoined twin breasts, known publicly as "The Girls" were successfully separated after nearly 12 hours of surgery, yesterday. The two breasts were said to have shared one nipple and mammary glands.
The National Organization of Women has issued demands that Kentucky Fried Chicken and the other chicken chain restaurants change the names of their menu items. Under the plan by N.O.W., customers would no longer purchase and eat breasts, thighs, and...
The Queen gave support to animal rights activists , today, as they launched a campaign against the multinational supermarket group, Wal-Mart.
(New York, New York) The breasts of actress Susan Sarandon and the buttocks of singer-actress Jennifer Lopez today took out a joint advertisement in the New York Times protesting "Disease, Famine, War, Hate and Other Bad Stuff."...
Janet Jackson's new album, Damita Jo was released yesterday. She appeared in various places to promote the album. Her breasts remained hidden, for the most part.
The Superbowl halftime show, produced by MTV, promised some surprises, and boy did it deliver. At the end of a performance by pop icons Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson, Timberlake ripped off the cup covering Jackson's right breast, to reveal Jac...
Okay now, things are getting a little out of hand. Today as I walk through department stores and see all the trendy fashions, one thing sticks out to me more than anything—boobs are becoming more and more visible, but less and less accessible. What do I mean? Simply that women are confusing the hell out of me! Why, for heaven’s sake, would you parade your scrumptious breasts in front of me...
Not content with having selective hearing, professing his love for Adolf Hitler and groping news reporters left right and centre, Arnold Schwarzenegger has made another gargantuan mistake that could jeopardise his entire campaign.
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