This morning, I watched the news and sports commentary about a high school basketball game in the Houston, Texas area. Two teams in the same division played, and one beat the other by a score of 170-35. The halftime score was 100-12. The coach of the winning team says that he played all of his players and that his goal was to score 200 points. The lack of sportsmanship demonstrated by the co...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Two NBA basketball players reportedly each drew a pistol on the other in the urinal room of the Washington Nationals dressing room. A witness, Finnster "Broomstick" Fickler, who works as the nighttime custodian at The Verizon Ce...
LOS ANGELES - A top swimsuit model has hired famed West Coast attorney Gladys LaBlue to represent her in a sexual harassment lawsuit against Cleveland Cavaliers star Shaquille O'Neal. Vanessa Lopez claims that the basketball giant has been sending...
A top US women's basketball group is protesting a decision by the its members to require all players to have at least a 'C' cup in their brassiere size to remain in competition. They reached their decision after market researchers took an in-depth...
NBA star and volatile player Ron Artest has admitted to having Hennessy at halftime of several of his college and professional basketball games. The Hennessy he was speaking of, however, was not the alcoholic beverage bottled in France. "It was a...
CHICAGO - Due to the economic situation not getting any better Chicago's television station KUTT, Channel 50, has announced that effective immediately it will be eliminating its two long time weathercasters. Station Manager Percival Davidoffer sai...
Given the recent anti-woman, demeaning, and altogether beastly evidence of men-only pickup basketball games at the White House, a local woman has written to President Obama, offering him an opportunity to diversify. Dear Mr. President: As a member of the tall fat white woman lobby, I would like to offer to play on your basketball team. I have to warn you that I can't run, I can't dribbl...
To counter his critics who have accused him of having a "testosterone driven" Presidency, President Barack Obama held a basketball game today against his most trusted female cabinet members. Obama beat the females 118 to 2. The female players inc...
LONDON - British National Party Chairman Nick Griffin is catching all kinds of flack for his distressingly disparaging and disingenuously derogatory remarks about people of color (i.e. black) walking like basketball players. The 50-year-old somewh...
LOS ANGELES - Well it did not take long. Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told a reporter for Sports Illustrated that he is afraid that the new Mrs. Lamar Odom, aka Khloe Kardashian may bring bad luck to the Lakers team. Phil made his remark...
BEL AIR, California - Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian, the socialite, and Lamar Odom, the basketball player have just announced that they have one of the most unusual pre-nuptial agreements in history. The 25-year-old Khloe who probably is noted more f...
MOSCOW - The richest man in Russia, Mikhail Prokhorov has just informed The Moscow Morning Comrade that he will be purchasing The New Jersey Nets of the NBA. Prokhorov (which is pronounced Mon-ey) is listed in National Geographic as The Richest M...
HOLLYWOOD - Cleveland Cavalier Super Star LeBron James' manager, Ravi Skittles has just confirmed that the rumors that had been swirling around basketball locker rooms, tennis courts, and Oprah Winfrey's 81-room Chicago mansion are in fact true. T...
LOS ANGELES - Well it appears as though the nation's economic recession has now even hit some of the Hollywood celebrities. Two weeks ago Snoop Dog had to sell one of his two Lamborghini's, Paris Hilton had to sell one of her hotels, and Kirstie...
CLEVELAND - The most recent addition to the Cleveland Cavaliers, Shaquille O'Neal, will soon be starring in his own reality series. The 7 foot 1 inch, 325 pound NBA center will soon star in the ABC reality series Hip-Hoppin' With The Shaqster.
SAN ANTONIO - The newest San Antonio Spur Richard Jefferson met with San Antonio's Channel 14 sportscaster Fulano Del Sombrero and talked about his $2 million 'non-wedding.' Right off the Louisville slugger bat, Richard said that he wanted to apol...
NEW YORK CITY - Former New Jersey Net player and now San Antonio Spur Richard Jefferson was a 'no show' at his own wedding. Jefferson called the whole thing off just 17 minutes before the thing was to have occurred. His fiancee, the gorgeous an...
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