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Funny story: Humility or Humiliation?

Humility or Humiliation?

This morning, I watched the news and sports commentary about a high school basketball game in the Houston, Texas area. Two teams in the same division played, and one beat the other by a score of 170-35. The halftime score was 100-12. The coach of the winning team says that he played all of his players and that his goal was to score 200 points. The lack of sportsmanship demonstrated by the co...

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Funny story: NBA Players Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton To Meet On Main Street At High Noon

NBA Players Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton To Meet On Main Street At High Noon

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Two NBA basketball players reportedly each drew a pistol on the other in the urinal room of the Washington Nationals dressing room. A witness, Finnster "Broomstick" Fickler, who works as the nighttime custodian at The Verizon Ce...

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Funny story: Woman Charges Shaquille O'Neal With A Flagrant Foul

Woman Charges Shaquille O'Neal With A Flagrant Foul

LOS ANGELES - A top swimsuit model has hired famed West Coast attorney Gladys LaBlue to represent her in a sexual harassment lawsuit against Cleveland Cavaliers star Shaquille O'Neal. Vanessa Lopez claims that the basketball giant has been sending...

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Funny story: Women's Basketball group protests breast size requirements

Women's Basketball group protests breast size requirements

A top US women's basketball group is protesting a decision by the its members to require all players to have at least a 'C' cup in their brassiere size to remain in competition. They reached their decision after market researchers took an in-depth...

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Funny story: NBA Star Ron Artest Admits To Having Hennessy At Halftime

NBA Star Ron Artest Admits To Having Hennessy At Halftime

NBA star and volatile player Ron Artest has admitted to having Hennessy at halftime of several of his college and professional basketball games. The Hennessy he was speaking of, however, was not the alcoholic beverage bottled in France. "It was a...

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Funny story: Every Television Weathercaster In America Will Soon Be Fired!

Every Television Weathercaster In America Will Soon Be Fired!

CHICAGO - Due to the economic situation not getting any better Chicago's television station KUTT, Channel 50, has announced that effective immediately it will be eliminating its two long time weathercasters. Station Manager Percival Davidoffer sai...

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Funny story: Glimmer of Hope for Obama's Basketball Dilemma

Glimmer of Hope for Obama's Basketball Dilemma

Given the recent anti-woman, demeaning, and altogether beastly evidence of men-only pickup basketball games at the White House, a local woman has written to President Obama, offering him an opportunity to diversify. Dear Mr. President: As a member of the tall fat white woman lobby, I would like to offer to play on your basketball team. I have to warn you that I can't run, I can't dribbl...

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Funny story: Obama Defeats Women at Basketball

Obama Defeats Women at Basketball

To counter his critics who have accused him of having a "testosterone driven" Presidency, President Barack Obama held a basketball game today against his most trusted female cabinet members. Obama beat the females 118 to 2. The female players inc...

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Funny story: Nick Griffin Catches Hell For Saying That Black People Walk Like Basketball Players

Nick Griffin Catches Hell For Saying That Black People Walk Like Basketball Players

LONDON - British National Party Chairman Nick Griffin is catching all kinds of flack for his distressingly disparaging and disingenuously derogatory remarks about people of color (i.e. black) walking like basketball players. The 50-year-old somewh...

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Funny story: L.A. Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Fears Khloe Kardashian-Odom Will Jinx The Team

L.A. Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Fears Khloe Kardashian-Odom Will Jinx The Team

LOS ANGELES - Well it did not take long. Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told a reporter for Sports Illustrated that he is afraid that the new Mrs. Lamar Odom, aka Khloe Kardashian may bring bad luck to the Lakers team. Phil made his remark...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Sign A Unique Pre-Nup Agreement

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Sign A Unique Pre-Nup Agreement

BEL AIR, California - Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian, the socialite, and Lamar Odom, the basketball player have just announced that they have one of the most unusual pre-nuptial agreements in history. The 25-year-old Khloe who probably is noted more f...

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Funny story: Russia's Richest Man Buys The New Jersey Nets

Russia's Richest Man Buys The New Jersey Nets

MOSCOW - The richest man in Russia, Mikhail Prokhorov has just informed The Moscow Morning Comrade that he will be purchasing The New Jersey Nets of the NBA. Prokhorov (which is pronounced Mon-ey) is listed in National Geographic as The Richest M...

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Funny story: Serena Williams To Star In "The LeBron James Story"

Serena Williams To Star In "The LeBron James Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Cleveland Cavalier Super Star LeBron James' manager, Ravi Skittles has just confirmed that the rumors that had been swirling around basketball locker rooms, tennis courts, and Oprah Winfrey's 81-room Chicago mansion are in fact true. T...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Sells Los Angeles Lakers Game Ball On eBay

Jack Nicholson Sells Los Angeles Lakers Game Ball On eBay

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears as though the nation's economic recession has now even hit some of the Hollywood celebrities. Two weeks ago Snoop Dog had to sell one of his two Lamborghini's, Paris Hilton had to sell one of her hotels, and Kirstie...

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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal To Star In His Own Reality Show

Shaquille O'Neal To Star In His Own Reality Show

CLEVELAND - The most recent addition to the Cleveland Cavaliers, Shaquille O'Neal, will soon be starring in his own reality series. The 7 foot 1 inch, 325 pound NBA center will soon star in the ABC reality series Hip-Hoppin' With The Shaqster.

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Funny story: The Real Reason Richard Jefferson Said "No Way."

The Real Reason Richard Jefferson Said "No Way."

SAN ANTONIO - The newest San Antonio Spur Richard Jefferson met with San Antonio's Channel 14 sportscaster Fulano Del Sombrero and talked about his $2 million 'non-wedding.' Right off the Louisville slugger bat, Richard said that he wanted to apol...

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Funny story: NBA Star Richard Jefferson Says, "I Don't"

NBA Star Richard Jefferson Says, "I Don't"

NEW YORK CITY - Former New Jersey Net player and now San Antonio Spur Richard Jefferson was a 'no show' at his own wedding. Jefferson called the whole thing off just 17 minutes before the thing was to have occurred. His fiancee, the gorgeous an...

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