Texas - In a move to signal to the nation how serious he is on solving the border crisis in Texas, President Obama launched a new Twitter campaign aimed at forcing the hordes of illegal immigrants trying to come into our country to instantly lose...
The American Psychiatric Association has sought to determine who is most mentally ethically challenged, Republican Speaker of The House, John Boehner, or Democratic President Barack Obama. A study utilizing the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of...
Austin, TX - Many Americans agree with the president that we should not make it harder for the 'best and brightest' to come live in our country. However, most Americans would like to send President Obama a dictionary so he can look up what 'best...
Washington - Congress is being asked to stump up nearly four billion dollars to successfully implement a credible narrative that will take care of an influx of the President's Mexican offspring. Big checks are expected to come from budgets run by...
Rambutt, Twaingo Province, UN Building, Kago Island, South Pacific (STT News) Today, news was finally released on the bitter facts of Preferred Acquired Global Warming (PAGW) and what to expect in the centuries before us. On the small island of K...
Gotfried Right was today jailed for life at a ground-breaking trial in the Superior Court of San Francisco. Gotfried, a professor of graphic design at the Academy of Art had set up a printing press in his garage and proceeded to print what the prosec...
Washington - A poll commissioned ahead of Independence Day has voted Barack Obama as America's worst ever president since George W Bush started the Arab World War III. Second worst was Dubya himself followed closely by George Bush Senior, Preside...
President Obama is once again aboard Air Force One giving the traveling press corps updates on his DDSS (don't do stupid sh*t) foreign policy. The world well remembers the formulation of this policy, aboard his jet, on the President's trip to Asia...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Thousands of protestors in California gathered for public awareness on the threat of coal. "Imminent and complete extinction of all life on the planet" could occur before the next election if drastic measures are not taken, or som...
Scotsmen can defend themselves if they gain their "Freedom" in the referendum and no nuclear weapons will be allowed to park in Lochs or they will be clamped or towed away, a famous Scotsman said this morning. The man, who is famous for being fe...
ST. PAUL, MN - At a Minnesota Town Hall meeting, President Obama spent the afternoon telling everyone how unfair it was for people to blame him in "phony scandals." Although some had been led to believe there would be discussion of local issues,...
Washington, DC President Barack Obama announced today that he will be resigning the office of President of the United States "as soon as we can locate Vice-President Joe Biden." President Obama said that he would be vacating the Presidency in ord...
WASHINGTON DC - Secretary of State John Kerry began with great praise for President Obama's foreign policy, saying "the world has never known more peace and love than it has found with our glorious leader in the White House." As American diplomats an...
PARANOIAWOOD, NORTH KOREA -- In an intriguing bit of political retaliation from North Korea that surprisingly does not involve the launching of nuclear missiles, a top official has announced plans to produce a film starring Kim Jong-un as a fearless...
Washington - Aides of NewsCorpse CEO Rupert Murdoch have downplayed footage of Rebekah Brooks and Barack Obama enjoying some intimate faeces - uh, face! - time in London just before the 2008 White House election. The footage forms part of a repor...
WASHINGTON, DC - A few days after Vice President Joe Biden one-upped 'dead broke' Hillary Clinton by stating he's 'the poorest man in Congress', President Obama trumped them both by admitting that he visits a local payday loan center at least twice a...
Washington - Their mission to open dozens of Weed-Cupcake-U-Like pop-up boutiques in downtown Baghdad will cater to Iraqis' notorious congenital cannabis deficiencies, something World Health Organization shrinks are blaming for current sectarian stri...
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