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Funny story: Dollar Counterfeiter Jailed for Life

Dollar Counterfeiter Jailed for Life

Gotfried Right was today jailed for life at a ground-breaking trial in the Superior Court of San Francisco. Gotfried, a professor of graphic design at the Academy of Art had set up a printing press in his garage and proceeded to print what the prosec...

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Funny story: Obama the worst president since World War III

Obama the worst president since World War III

Washington - A poll commissioned ahead of Independence Day has voted Barack Obama as America's worst ever president since George W Bush started the Arab World War III. Second worst was Dubya himself followed closely by George Bush Senior, Preside...

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Funny story: Obama calls on Hillary for support with review of don't do stupid sh*t policy to traveling press corps aboard Air Force One

Obama calls on Hillary for support with review of don't do stupid sh*t policy to traveling press corps aboard Air Force One

President Obama is once again aboard Air Force One giving the traveling press corps updates on his DDSS (don't do stupid sh*t) foreign policy. The world well remembers the formulation of this policy, aboard his jet, on the President's trip to Asia...

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Funny story: Environmentalists Boldly Demand Obama to "Nuke the Coal"

Environmentalists Boldly Demand Obama to "Nuke the Coal"

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Thousands of protestors in California gathered for public awareness on the threat of coal. "Imminent and complete extinction of all life on the planet" could occur before the next election if drastic measures are not taken, or som...

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Funny story: Scotland Tells Obama That If They Get Freedom He Knows Where He Can Stick His Nuclear Arsenal

Scotland Tells Obama That If They Get Freedom He Knows Where He Can Stick His Nuclear Arsenal

Scotsmen can defend themselves if they gain their "Freedom" in the referendum and no nuclear weapons will be allowed to park in Lochs or they will be clamped or towed away, a famous Scotsman said this morning. The man, who is famous for being fe...

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Funny story: "Illuminati Too Disrespectful" Says President Obama

"Illuminati Too Disrespectful" Says President Obama

ST. PAUL, MN - At a Minnesota Town Hall meeting, President Obama spent the afternoon telling everyone how unfair it was for people to blame him in "phony scandals." Although some had been led to believe there would be discussion of local issues,...

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Funny story: Obama to Quit Presidency to Follow His Dream

Obama to Quit Presidency to Follow His Dream

Washington, DC President Barack Obama announced today that he will be resigning the office of President of the United States "as soon as we can locate Vice-President Joe Biden." President Obama said that he would be vacating the Presidency in ord...

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Funny story: US Evacuating Embassy in Iraq due to Global Warming

US Evacuating Embassy in Iraq due to Global Warming

WASHINGTON DC - Secretary of State John Kerry began with great praise for President Obama's foreign policy, saying "the world has never known more peace and love than it has found with our glorious leader in the White House." As American diplomats an...

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Funny story: Action Hero Kim Jong-un Strikes Back In Film, Kills Evil Dictatorial Nunchuck-Wielding Obama

Action Hero Kim Jong-un Strikes Back In Film, Kills Evil Dictatorial Nunchuck-Wielding Obama

PARANOIAWOOD, NORTH KOREA -- In an intriguing bit of political retaliation from North Korea that surprisingly does not involve the launching of nuclear missiles, a top official has announced plans to produce a film starring Kim Jong-un as a fearless...

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Funny story: Uber brown-noser queen Rebekah Brooks in 'kissing cousins' Obama vid

Uber brown-noser queen Rebekah Brooks in 'kissing cousins' Obama vid

Washington - Aides of NewsCorpse CEO Rupert Murdoch have downplayed footage of Rebekah Brooks and Barack Obama enjoying some intimate faeces - uh, face! - time in London just before the 2008 White House election. The footage forms part of a repor...

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Funny story: President Obama Admits to Getting Payday Loans

President Obama Admits to Getting Payday Loans

WASHINGTON, DC - A few days after Vice President Joe Biden one-upped 'dead broke' Hillary Clinton by stating he's 'the poorest man in Congress', President Obama trumped them both by admitting that he visits a local payday loan center at least twice a...

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Funny story: 'Chill, brothers!' Obama tells insurgents, sends 300 Colorado marijuana consultants to Baghdad

'Chill, brothers!' Obama tells insurgents, sends 300 Colorado marijuana consultants to Baghdad

Washington - Their mission to open dozens of Weed-Cupcake-U-Like pop-up boutiques in downtown Baghdad will cater to Iraqis' notorious congenital cannabis deficiencies, something World Health Organization shrinks are blaming for current sectarian stri...

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Funny story: What Price 'Democracy'?

What Price 'Democracy'?

A new law has been passed in Washington. Nobody with assets of less than $50 million will henceforth be allowed to stand for political office. President Obama has announced the move as a "triumph for democracy". George Bush said it was "long overdue" and is a welcome move in the "war against terrorism". Pope Francis has sent a telegram of congratulations saying "God and the Banco Ambrosian...

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Funny story: Not true Washington deploying ancient strategy: "The enemy of my enemy is my enema"

Not true Washington deploying ancient strategy: "The enemy of my enemy is my enema"

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest has reiterated that there is no substance whatever to the notion Mr. Obama was overheard saying, "The enemy of my enemy is my enema," on his way to a White House comfort room. However, wily advisors such as...

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Funny story: Obama Asks Batman to Take on Climate-Change Deniers

Obama Asks Batman to Take on Climate-Change Deniers

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama has called on Batman and Robin to fix climate change, comparing skeptics about man-made alterations to the environment to those who still believe that the earth is round. In an address today to the Superheros Natio...

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Funny story: President Obama Arranges Astonishing Prisoner Exchange

President Obama Arranges Astonishing Prisoner Exchange

President Obama is on a roll with an all new sensational exchange arrangement. By now it's been well established that missing Teamsters kingpin Jimmy Hoffa was taken by the Taliban after vanishing from the parking lot of a restaurant in suburban Detr...

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Funny story: Bilderberg Conference on Terrorism

Bilderberg Conference on Terrorism

This special Bilderberg Conference was held in Madrid at the request of Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy. Officiating as usual was Satan. Compere was Jimmy Savile. Musical interlude was supplied by the late Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Elvis and Sammy Davis. Drinks were served by Obama Bin Laden. Seated regally on his golden throne wearing his black silk cloak, feet on desk and fingering his mala...

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