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Funny story: Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Newcastle United have taken the unlikely step of appointing Leeds United manager Dennis Wise as the Director of Football at St James Park, a move that is certain to raise a few eyebrows on Tyneside. Wise, who in the 1980s, famously helped vandalis...

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Funny story: Stuart Pearce named as head ball boy at Wembley

Stuart Pearce named as head ball boy at Wembley

After an unsuccessful start to his management career with Manchester City and England Under 21's, Fabio Cappello has made Stuart Pearce Head ball boy at all England internationals. The move comes after fierce demands by Stuart Pearce, wrote to S...

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Funny story: Mike Read to write a song for Rafa Benitez

Mike Read to write a song for Rafa Benitez

British Broadcaster, television presenter and song writer Mike Read is to write and produce a specially written song. The song in itself is for the ongoing battle at Liverpool F.C and Rafa Benitez.

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Funny story: "Me Too" Admits Your Mum

"Me Too" Admits Your Mum

Your mum revealed yesterday that she too has cheated with love rat footballer Ashley Cole.

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Funny story: Steve Staunton Appointed As New Ireland Boss

Steve Staunton Appointed As New Ireland Boss

FAI officials have come in for fierce criticism after Steve Staunton was unveiled as new Republic of Ireland manager, despite having failed to achieve success in his first stint as boss.

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Funny story: Ray Charles Signs For Man Utd

Ray Charles Signs For Man Utd

The blind - and some say dead - pianist Ray Charles has signed terms with Manchester United.

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Funny story: African Cup Of Nations Halted As Tribal Wars Break Out

African Cup Of Nations Halted As Tribal Wars Break Out

The African Cup Of Nations football tournament has been abandoned due to a major outbreak of tribal conflicts which, authorities say, have threatened the stability of the whole continent. The flagship event, which kicked off in Ghana last Friday,...

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Funny story: Keegan Signs Shearer To Spearhead Attack

Keegan Signs Shearer To Spearhead Attack

Kevin Keegan, the second-choice Newcastle United manager, dipped into the transfer market for the first time today, to swoop for the ex-Newcastle and England elbow expert and centre forward Alan Shearer

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Funny story: Keegan livid at cup fiasco

Keegan livid at cup fiasco

Keegan today revealed how very hurt he was at how standards had dropped at Newcastle.

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Funny story: Study Concludes Footballers Actually Quite Clever

Study Concludes Footballers Actually Quite Clever

Football has been rocked by a new scandal after it was revealed that some players were actually quite clever. A number of high profile premiership stars have been taking lessons in subjects that have nothing to do with sport, playstations, alcohol or...

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Funny story: Scientists announce breakthrough

Scientists announce breakthrough

Scientists from a Newcastle Research Centre today announced that they are able to create sustainable genetic material that is 99% human and 1% animal. A spokesman for the Research Centre has stated in a press release to TheSpoof.com that the genet...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp and the Goblet of fire

Harry Redknapp and the Goblet of fire

NEWCASTLE will offer Harry Redknapp £20million to be their new boss till he is sacked at the end of the season.

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Funny story: "The Shawshank Redemption" linked with vacant manager's job at Newcastle United

"The Shawshank Redemption" linked with vacant manager's job at Newcastle United

In order to improve the club's fortunes this season, Newcastle chairman Mike Ashley has suggested that the 1994 film "The Shawshank Redemption" might be the ideal choice to replace Sam Allardyce, who was sacked this week.

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Funny story: Police Use Excessive Violence Against Violent Football Hooligans

Police Use Excessive Violence Against Violent Football Hooligans

Police yesterday stormed the homes of violent football hooligans, trashing flimsy council front doors across the country in a bid to put Britons worst off-pitch offenders being bars...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello demands that English football players learn Italian

Fabio Capello demands that English football players learn Italian

Expensive new coach of the England football team, Fabio Capello, has stunned all in the football world by announcing that all members of the English squad will be required to learn Italian.

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Funny story: Football Fans Hit By Sick-As-A-Parrot Bug

Football Fans Hit By Sick-As-A-Parrot Bug

Hospital wards across England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales have been closed in a bid to slow the spread of SAAP, the so-called 'sick-as-a-parrot' bug (Hoddlevirus Keegansiensis) after England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales all failed t...

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Funny story: Frank Lampard Out With Torn Ego

Frank Lampard Out With Torn Ego

Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard has been ruled out of playing for at least three months today, after he suffered a Torn Ego in the 4-4 draw with Aston Villa at Stamford Bridge at the weekend.

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