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Funny story: Madonna running for VP

Madonna running for VP

In a late reverse of fortune, Barack Obama has decided to dump his Presidential side kick Joe Biden in favour of veteran pop personality Madonna. Obama received a phone call late yesterday from the Queen of Sleaze indicating that she has more tim...

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Funny story: Obamarama hits full stride as Obama ads sweep the US

Obamarama hits full stride as Obama ads sweep the US

Senator Barack Obama is days away from breaking all advertising spending records set by major movie studios when launching crap movies. He may also exceed the theretofore-unrivalled price tag of the previous presidential election, purchased by former...

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Funny story: General Powell Reveals: "Barack Obama, I Am Your Papa"

General Powell Reveals: "Barack Obama, I Am Your Papa"

Once a SoBro Brutha in the Melrose Projects, Colin Powell rose through the ranks to work for the white man's war machine and almost made it to the White House. Powell went over to the dark side of the armed forces until he was betrayed at the United...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin proclaims: "Saturday Night Live is funny!"

Sarah Palin proclaims: "Saturday Night Live is funny!"

(New York-NY) Showing up for her guest stint on this week's "Saturday Night Live", Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin took time out for an impromptu press conference. One of her answers has both parties claiming it for their own agend...

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Funny story: Obama: "I was abducted FROM same UFO mothership as Gen Colon Bowell!"

Obama: "I was abducted FROM same UFO mothership as Gen Colon Bowell!"

Chicago, Illinois - (X-Files Mess): Barack Obama's has brushed aside pesky rumors that General Colon Bowell is his birth father and hinted that the two were once abducted from the same alien mothership. "Yeah, the 101st Airborne Division mounted...

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Funny story: Obama Leads in Polls, Admits Ties to Plumber

Obama Leads in Polls, Admits Ties to Plumber

Polls continued to swing in favor of Barack Obama when he went on the offensive in the final debate, accusing John McCain of spreading the kinds of "vicious rumors and bigotry" that have led to the imprisonment of innocent people - and chickens.

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Funny story: John McCain's blinked coded message to "Joe the Plumber" decoded: "You is my brain trust!"

John McCain's blinked coded message to "Joe the Plumber" decoded: "You is my brain trust!"

Holland, Ohio - John McCain's some three thousand eye blinks during the final presidential nominee debate did not go unnoticed by viewers last night. In fact, mathematicians at MIT claim that he was sending a coded message to "Joe the Plumber" all th...

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Funny story: "Joe the Plumber", "Joe Six Pack" and "Say it isn't so Joe" caught in compromising position with "Joe Blow"

"Joe the Plumber", "Joe Six Pack" and "Say it isn't so Joe" caught in compromising position with "Joe Blow"

Fresno, California - GOP middleclass icons "Joe the Plumber", "Joe Six Pack" and "Say it isn't so Joe" were all arrested at a highway rest stop in Fresno, California for lewd conduct in a public place. Police arrested all three men in a men's bat...

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Funny story: Demonic Dems Dooms Day Scenario: Voter Fraud Freezes Election: Pelosi Assumes Command!

Demonic Dems Dooms Day Scenario: Voter Fraud Freezes Election: Pelosi Assumes Command!

Washington, DC/ Supreme Court Brief - Legal pundits are abuzz with the latest DEM strategy to control the country without winning the Presidential election! The Demonic plan inadvertently slipped out during Ambassador Jesse Jackson's recent good wi...

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Funny story: Jerome Corsi deported from Kenya for hiding a cookie in 'The Obama Nation'

Jerome Corsi deported from Kenya for hiding a cookie in 'The Obama Nation'

Jerome Corsi was arrested in Nairobi last week just as he was about to address a news conference to launch one of his best selling books - The Obama Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality" which has been heavily criticized worldwide for...

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Funny story: McCain Changes Name to McCane in Bid for Elderly Voter Support

McCain Changes Name to McCane in Bid for Elderly Voter Support

Sun City, Arizona - In a desperate bid to prop up his ailing presidential campaign, Senator John McCain has changed his name to McCane. The name change follows a similar one by the Obama camp to remove Hussein as his middle name. According to Ral...

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Funny story: Obama has white penis

Obama has white penis

It was revealed today that Barack Obama has a white penis. A Democrat spokesperson claimed that it was an extremely rare medical condition known as 'pendulus niveus' which was found exclusively among the noblemen of an ancient African tribe in the 14...

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Funny story: Final Presidential Debate Focuses on Economic Reform

Final Presidential Debate Focuses on Economic Reform

Last night's debate between Presidential candidates, Barrack Obama and John McCain, heavily focused on their vision for helping the nation out of economic trouble. Barrack Obama pledged to only raise taxes for those Americans making more than $...

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Funny story: Poll says "Most KKK members don't trust Obama"

Poll says "Most KKK members don't trust Obama"

Presidential hopeful John McCain is taking comfort from a new electoral poll that says that 55% of Klu Klux Klan members "don't trust Obama". Part-time Klansmen Ray Cyst said: "There's something about Senator Obama that I don't like. I'm not sure...

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Funny story: Will a Turkey Win the Election?

Will a Turkey Win the Election?

According to an unidentified military source, presidential hopeful John McCain may be planning to step up efforts to raise the specter of terrorism in a last-ditch attempt to distract the public from the economic fiasco and his running-mate's plummet...

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Funny story: Blossom Goodchild predicts Obama landslide!

Blossom Goodchild predicts Obama landslide!

USA - (Psychic Ass Mess): American celeb psychic Blossom Goodchild has upped the ante of her alien UFO predictions and stated that Barack Obama will 'win a landslide' election victory. Goodchild, 69, has said that 'aliens come in love' and famousl...

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Funny story: Obama White Man

Obama White Man

Barack Obama, is actually a white man in disguise the BBC special investigations team has revealed. Special investigative radio five reporter Donald McIntyke has revealed that this will be the whammy that wins the presidency for the democratic pa...

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