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Funny story: Harry Potter Arrested And Up Before The Beak

Harry Potter Arrested And Up Before The Beak

Shock news today as it has emerged that boy wizard, Harry Potter, has been arrested by Hogsmeade CID for "fiddling" with horses.

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Funny story: No Heat but Tons of oil

No Heat but Tons of oil

One of the largest oil deposits in North America was recently discovered by Exon Mobile under an apartment house in Trenton New Jersey.

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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists Call for Killing of Bear

Animal Rights Activists Call for Killing of Bear

BERLIN -- Animal rights activists are demanding that a polar bear born last December at the Berlin Zoo, rejected by its mother and depending on humans to be raised, be killed. They claim Knut's cuteness is against his own animal rights and that...

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Funny story: Stalin relatives outraged at comparison to Gordon Brown

Stalin relatives outraged at comparison to Gordon Brown

Drowning Street - (Ass MessSki): A major diplomatic incident has occured as hundreds of relatives of the late Russian tyrannical despot, mass-murderer, genocidal maniac and national hate-figure Joseph Stalin phoned the Foreign Office in London today...

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Funny story: Antonella Barba And Wee Jimmy Krankie In Shameful DVD Release

Antonella Barba And Wee Jimmy Krankie In Shameful DVD Release

In a sensational move tonight pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has announced his latest pop duo that are sure to storm the hit parade. And hang on to your hat for it's none other than Antonella Barba and Scottish schoolboy, Wee Jimmy Krankie!...

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Funny story: Disgusted Englishmen Attack Lampard Over Too Many Englishmen in the Premiership Fears

Disgusted Englishmen Attack Lampard Over Too Many Englishmen in the Premiership Fears

The English FA has asked for an explanation from top English club Tottenham Hotspur after two English fans ran amok on the pitch at White Hart Lane after last night's quarter-final replay against Chelsea, and not surprisingly,

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Funny story: Blackpool Takes The White Knuckle Experience To A New High

Blackpool Takes The White Knuckle Experience To A New High

Blackpool Pleasure Beach has unveiled the new ride that it believes will take it back to the top of the UK's theme parks again.

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Funny story: General Peter Pace Voted Gayest Name in the US

General Peter Pace Voted Gayest Name in the US

Drag queens across the San Francissy and Las Vegasss queer strips are eaten up with deep green jealousy over the homo-brilliance of the name General Peter Pace. Transvestite royalty have been drooling over the US Chief of Staff's exquisite pillow...

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Funny story: Six US Dead In Iraq This Weekend;Ten Percent of casualities on Spring Break in Florida

Six US Dead In Iraq This Weekend;Ten Percent of casualities on Spring Break in Florida

When the US casualty count of six on a weekend in war-torn Iraq is belittled by the sixty dead American college students on spring break in Florida, parents across the US often wish they had sent their children to war instead of Yale.

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Funny story: US Pays $13,000 Per Dead and Wounded in Iraq

US Pays $13,000 Per Dead and Wounded in Iraq

The 27,000 US dead and wounded soldiers in the Iraq War and the 351 Billion dollars spent along with all the American blood has been calculated by accounting firm Arthur Anderson to amount to about $13,000 per body.

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Funny story: Veterans Affairs Can Be Confusing!

Veterans Affairs Can Be Confusing!

Veteran Affairs Secretary Nicholson has just realized his job was the protection of veterans health care rights.

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Funny story: Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Buenos Aries- The proud Argentine nation may be best known for the Tango, Evita, beef and cheating soccer midgets.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Breasts Too Big Body Too Thin Headline Dilemma

Paris Hilton Breasts Too Big Body Too Thin Headline Dilemma

AMANDA MANNING Paris Hilton was spotted leaving for Arena nightclub in Hollywood looking like she hit curvaceous puberty while at the same time starving herself to get that too thin figure to make her breasts look

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Dies Of Cricket

Bob Woolmer Dies Of Cricket

Cricket fans the world over, today mourned the passing of a truly world-class cricketer, batsman Bob Woolmer.

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Funny story: England World Cup Cricket Bid Already On The Rocks

England World Cup Cricket Bid Already On The Rocks

The England cricket team will face up to their tricky qualifying group match against Kenya on Saturday, bolstered by the return of Andrew Flintoff, after his one-match ban yesterday against Canada.

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Funny story: Cameron To Step Down As Tory Leader

Cameron To Step Down As Tory Leader

There was shock today on the Conservative front bench, when it was announced that Tory leader, David Charlatan, was to step down from his role after only 15 months in charge.

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Funny story: Al-Sadr Produces No, No, America on Iranian Broadway

Al-Sadr Produces No, No, America on Iranian Broadway

Shiite leader Al Sadr has produced an Iraqi spoof on the old time Broadway musical, No, No, Nannette. In No, No, America a chorus line of Shiites, Kurds(small and large)and some delightful Sunnis kick and wiggle their way across the stage at Teheran&...

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