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Funny story: Elton John Speaks Out On Homosexuality

Elton John Speaks Out On Homosexuality

Sir John Elton, the self-styled 'Grandad of Pop', is shouting from the rooftops again - this time on the subject of homosexuals who, he says, he despises.

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Funny story: The Sheik Formerly Known As President Bush Plans To Hire Unemployed East German Volkspolizei: Will Authorize Shoot To Kill Order.

The Sheik Formerly Known As President Bush Plans To Hire Unemployed East German Volkspolizei: Will Authorize Shoot To Kill Order.

In an important speech delivered yesterday to the Del Rio Chamber of Commerce in Del Rio, Texas, the Shiek Formerly Known As President Bush, provided more details on his controversial plan to hire unemployed East German Volkspolizei to patrol the bor...

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Funny story: Lucky Charms Sponsers Sugar Induced Freak Out for A.D.D.

Lucky Charms Sponsers Sugar Induced Freak Out for A.D.D.

On Tuesday, March 27, 2007, Lucky Charms will sponsor the national sugar induced freak out for ADD At three a.m. PST, an estimated 350 people will eat seven bowls of sugar coated Lucky Charms and then freak out from the sugar rush to follow. "I...

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Funny story: Oklahoma Hog Girl Eats Family Dog

Oklahoma Hog Girl Eats Family Dog

SPECTRE COUNTY, OKLAHOMA,--(BARNYARD NOOZ) Oklahoma, 'where the wind comes sweeping down the plain and drunken Indians run around insane' comes a terrifying story to report. In the small town of Pork Rind, five miles outside...

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Funny story: Man Marries Horse in Strange Wedding

Man Marries Horse in Strange Wedding

A Texas man from Corpus Christi recently exchanged vows in a strange, twisted wedding. The man, William Leigh, married a Chestnut colored horse in a simple ceremony attended only by a few friends and co-workers.

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Funny story: Truth in Advertising Act to Be Strictly Enforced

Truth in Advertising Act to Be Strictly Enforced

The United States Congress has recently passed, and the President signed into law, new amendments to the Truth in Advertising Act which will be strictly enforced. These measures will cause the follow companies to make changes in their marketing camp...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released

Anna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released

The famous Anna Nicole Smith DNA (from her baby) has been released and the father of her baby has been determined to be.....exercise guru Richard Simmons. Paternity tests showed a 99.725% chance that Simmons was the biological parent of the child.

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Funny story: New Research Heats Up Global Warming Debate: Paper Proves Critics of Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth Are Smarter Than People Who Liked It.

New Research Heats Up Global Warming Debate: Paper Proves Critics of Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth Are Smarter Than People Who Liked It.

A paper to be published today in the American Journal of Sociology is certain to heat up the global warming debate with strong evidence that people who are critical of An Inconvenient Truth (AIT) are smarter than people who...

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Reaches Autistic Toddler

Donald Rumsfeld Reaches Autistic Toddler

(Hollywood-Florida) He may no longer be the Secretary of Defense, but Donald Rumsfeld is still causing controversy because of an eBay auction sketch of Rumsfeld. Three-year-old Jane Chaucer, who is autistic, drew it. It seems that Jane had not been...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Admits He is Bat Boy!

Bill Gates Admits He is Bat Boy!

LAS VEGASS, NEVADA - (GEEKNOOZ) Standing in front of 25,000 attendees of the 25th Annual GEEKTECK 2007 Show, Bill Gates, Owner and Board Chairman at Microsoft (NYSE:MFST), announced...

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Funny story: Cricket Is Officially the World's Most Dangerous Sport

Cricket Is Officially the World's Most Dangerous Sport

The once staid sport of cricket, usually associated with pullovers, warm beer and tea breaks, is now officially recognised by the Dangerous Sports Club, as the most dangerous sport in the world ahead of base jumping, free di...

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer - Ball-Tampering Suspected

Bob Woolmer - Ball-Tampering Suspected

Bob Woolmer, the ex-Kent and England batsman, and ex-Pakistan and South Africa coach, is only just nicely 'back in the pavilion', but the tongues are already wagging as to how he died.

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Funny story: Consumer Fury As Poundland Threatens Price Hike

Consumer Fury As Poundland Threatens Price Hike

Consumer groups are up in arms, after Britains biggest and most popular retail group threatened to increase its prices for the first time ever.

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Funny story: Über Corporate Militarism Marches On

Über Corporate Militarism Marches On

Washington DC - President Bush has said that he would stop anybody on his staff from responding to any Congressional Subpoena in connection with any scandal or investigation of wrong doing. Bush said: "I decide who did the wrong things, not som...

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Funny story: No Story Yet On The Elsa Pataky Bare Breast Rumour

No Story Yet On The Elsa Pataky Bare Breast Rumour

There is no news yet on the Breasts on a Beach star Elsa Pataky whose rumours have been making a ripple today due to a spreading story involving a topless model, a beach, and a photo...

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Funny story: Al Gore and Antonella Barba to Receive Top Awards Today From American Academy of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers.

Al Gore and Antonella Barba to Receive Top Awards Today From American Academy of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers.

Al Gore and Antonella Barba will receive their prestigious "Jedi Knight" statues in person when the Academy of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers hold their annual "Jedi Knights Award Ceremnony" in a cow pasture in Roswell, New...

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Funny story: Tottenham And Chelsea Fans Bury The Hatchet

Tottenham And Chelsea Fans Bury The Hatchet

The Football Association has contacted Tottenham Hotspur after what they say was 'an unsavoury incident' during Monday's FA Cup quarter final tie with Chelsea, which the Blues won 2-1.

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