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Funny story: Refs To Be Given Truth Serum

Refs To Be Given Truth Serum

"Scottish Referees are to undergo jabs of sodium penothane before games, and at half-time. This should hopefully eradicate the myth that the SFA, Masonic Lodges and the Old Bhoys network collaborated to favour the Old Firm", a FIFA spokespe...

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Funny story: Al Fayed: Prince Phillip Made Fulham FC Shite!

Al Fayed: Prince Phillip Made Fulham FC Shite!

He just won't give up will he? After accusing Prince Phillip and the Secret Service for killing Dodi and Diana, the lovable Mohammed, Al Fayed is back up to his old tricks again by accusing the Prince of Edinburgh for making his beloved football...

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Funny story: Guy Played Soccer Once

Guy Played Soccer Once

(New York) While watching Saturday's Arsenal/Liverpool match on FSC at his friend's apartment, soccer fan Dan Milne wowed everyone gathered with anecdotes about his first season in junior league soccer.

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Funny story: Birmingham City Owners in Dildo Riddle

Birmingham City Owners in Dildo Riddle

Police have been left in a state of dildo confusion after arresting Birmingham City Football Club co-owner David Sullivan and the club's minging director Karen Brady.

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Funny story: It's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!

It's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!

The champions league quarter final clash between Liverpool and arsenal at Anfield last night proved to be eventful, entertaining, and also controversial.

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Funny story: Sam Allardyce Found Stuck in Door Frame at St. James' Park

Sam Allardyce Found Stuck in Door Frame at St. James' Park

Sam Allardyce was found today, trying to squeeze out of a door frame he had got stuck in. According to staff at Newcastle United, Big Sam has been in the door frame ever since he was sacked.

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Funny story: 'Lack of sponsorship affects our performance' admits Gerrard

'Lack of sponsorship affects our performance' admits Gerrard

As sports journalists throughout Britain try to make sense of the nations top footballer's inability to perform at international level, England and Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has given his honest opinion as to why a group of players, who pl...

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Funny story: Cardiff City To Be Thrown Out Of English League

Cardiff City To Be Thrown Out Of English League

Cardiff City, the one and only Welsh club to ever have played in the English League - apart from Swansea City, Wrexham and Newport County - may be thrown out of football if they persist with 'making an issue' out of playing in Europe next season, sou...

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Funny story: Keegan Quits Newcastle

Keegan Quits Newcastle

Kevin Keegan, one of the most charismatic of soccer managers, has sensationally resigned from Newcastle United, the English Premier League club he has served for just over three month's.

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Funny story: Wenger defiant after United 'victory'

Wenger defiant after United 'victory'

Manager Arsene Wenger was in defiant mood as his Arsenal team appeared to be thrashed 4-0 at The Theatre of Dreams yesterday.

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Funny story: A Cock and Ball Story

A Cock and Ball Story

When after almost 20 years, John Harris, 48, from Stratford, finally agreed to start trying for a family he could not have envisaged the events that would unfold.

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Funny story: Joe Cole's Shorts too short for UEFA

Joe Cole's Shorts too short for UEFA

Chelsea footballer Joe Cole has been hauled before football's governing body, UEFA to explain why he continues to wears extra-short shorts despite two previous warnings and a £10,000 fine.

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Funny story: Liverpool Play In Black To Honour Frank Butcher

Liverpool Play In Black To Honour Frank Butcher

Liverpool and Arsenal played out a dull 1-1 draw in their Champions' League Quarter Final first leg last night, with the Merseyside club playing in black to honour former EastEnders star and Runaround host Frank Butcher, who was one of their biggest...

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Funny story: Gary Lineker Has His Bus Driver's Licence Revoked

Gary Lineker Has His Bus Driver's Licence Revoked

Gary Lineker, the ex-Leicester City, Everton, Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, has had his Bus Driver's Licence revoked, after he was involved in an accident with a bridge.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney given new words to use for dissent

Wayne Rooney given new words to use for dissent

Footballers are feeling the pressure following the Football Association's recent campaign against dissent towards referees and the dismissal of Mascherano during the Manchester United game on Sunday. However, many believe that being prevented fro...

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Funny story: Home Of Golf Raided By Coppers

Home Of Golf Raided By Coppers

St Andrews, the spiritual Home of Golf, was last night raided by City of London police, in an ongoing investigation into "corruption in golf".

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Funny story: Tottenham Hotspur 4 Chelsea 4 - Exciting!

Tottenham Hotspur 4 Chelsea 4 - Exciting!

Tottenham and Chelsea played an exciting game of football in the Premier League last night, which finished with the amazing scoreline of 4-4, with both sides scoring four go...

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