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Funny story: Phallic Symbols Ready? On Guard!

Phallic Symbols Ready? On Guard!

There have been plenty of testosterone fueled conflicts but the first architectural confrontation of phallic symbols have been brought to the San Diego skyline courtesy of the Mormon and Roman Catholic church.

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Funny story: Alien Brain Photographed While Feeding Tiny Bush Bubblebrain!

Alien Brain Photographed While Feeding Tiny Bush Bubblebrain!

Using the latest imaging technology, photos of an Alien Brain show what is believed to be George Bush's tiny brain feeding off of the giant source.

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Funny story: Republicans Find Minorities That Embarrass Minorities!

Republicans Find Minorities That Embarrass Minorities!

Perhaps it began with Clarence Thomas, the porn loving, Woman-chasing Supreme Court nominee. Once Clarence, the least qualified Justice of the Supreme Court since Judge Wapner, managed to squeak through, republicans began looking for Minority candida...

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Funny story: ACLU Sues Itself

ACLU Sues Itself

The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has filed a lawsuit against itself in Federal court. The lawsuit cites the organizations failures to hire minority candidates and seeks $500 million dollars in damages.

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Funny story: March 23, 1944 --Today In History. House Cuts Funding To American Troops In Europe.

March 23, 1944 --Today In History. House Cuts Funding To American Troops In Europe.

In a shocking setback to the war plans of President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, a rebellious House of Representatives passed the Pelosi-Bormann bill that will cut off all funds to American troops in Europe by September 1, 1944.

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Funny story: Real Roxanne Wants Half Of Police Tour Profits

Real Roxanne Wants Half Of Police Tour Profits

AP-(Queens, New York) The Police front man Sting may be splitting his 2007 World Tour profits with ex-hooker Madeline "Mattie" Spandoza.

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Funny story: NASA's Hansen Admits Calculation Errors In Global Warming Research

NASA's Hansen Admits Calculation Errors In Global Warming Research

NASA scientist and Global Warming alarmist Dr. James E. Hansen shocked the Republican members of the Senate Environment and Pubic Works Committee, chaired by Senator Barbara Boxer (Democrat: Peoples Republic of California), by admitting that all of...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Teenage Mutant Ninja Metatarsal

Wayne Rooney Teenage Mutant Ninja Metatarsal

Wayne Rooney, it has been revealed today, recovered from his metatarsal injury more quickly than was expected, because he had the toe removed, and replaced by a spare finger he had.

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Funny story: Broke Britney Begins Bankruptcy, Becomes Baglady

Broke Britney Begins Bankruptcy, Becomes Baglady

Oops, she ran out of dough! Pop princess Britney Spears has spent her wad and has no money in the bank. In addition, she has a huge bill to pay for the rehab, the mortgage payment is due on the house, the mansion, the ski cabin, the beach house, an...

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Funny story: People Are Not Impressed That UK Sailors Are Captured Gunpoint or Not

People Are Not Impressed That UK Sailors Are Captured Gunpoint or Not

People are not impressed that fifteen UK sailors have been seized by the balls when they boarded a boat in the Gulf, which is very close to Iraq where we got in trouble before. The sailors suspected the boat was smuggling cars which doesn't seem...

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Funny story: Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry

Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry

The Cricket World Cup is in danger of being cancelled today after a serious incident came to light that is "likely to have far-reaching implications for the game" .

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Funny story: Woolmer Visited O'Sullivan in Liverpool And Was Forced To Buy a One-Legged Racehorse

Woolmer Visited O'Sullivan in Liverpool And Was Forced To Buy a One-Legged Racehorse

After a painstaking investigation into the cruel murder of Pakistan's long-suffering Bob Woolmer, The Spoof can reveal that in the run-up to the ill-fated World Cup, Woolmer did not visit the Liverpool b...

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Funny story: Seal Hunters Enraged by Abortions and Global Warming: It's a Dirty Liberal Plot

Seal Hunters Enraged by Abortions and Global Warming: It's a Dirty Liberal Plot

"It's a Dirty Liberal Plot!", exclaimed Seal Hunter, Ceil Hunter, referring to the low birth rate of Arctic seals and the poor ice flows that are failing to support the baby seals and their families.

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Funny story: Bush Rejects Calls to Put Aides "Under Oath", Suggests Syntactic Compromise

Bush Rejects Calls to Put Aides "Under Oath", Suggests Syntactic Compromise

In reaction to a Democratic resolution this week, authorizing subpoenas for top White House Aides, President Bush backed down from his previous, seemingly inflexible position, to offer Democratic leaders a compromise.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to Be Camp Counselors

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to Be Camp Counselors

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will be camp counselors at a camp for teenage girls in their next incarnation of The Simple Life. In it, they will work with young teens and tweens in the mountains to share the fountain of their knowledge. Unlike reg...

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Funny story: Edwards Campaign gets Big Boost From Wife's Illness: Clinton And Obama Ponder Next Move.

Edwards Campaign gets Big Boost From Wife's Illness: Clinton And Obama Ponder Next Move.

A tragedy turned into triumph today as the latest polls show that, John Edwards, the former Democratic Senator from North Carolina, has surged into a commanding lead over his closest rivals in the latest Democratic Presidential preference polls...

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Funny story: Court orders UK press to hand over Britney story sources

Court orders UK press to hand over Britney story sources

London - (Assinine Press): Singer Britney Spears has won a UK High Court injunction forcing British newspapers to hand over the source of their February 21 story alleging that she shaved her hair "because lice were eating her extensions."

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