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Funny story: Gary Lineker Arrested After Kitchen Sink Thrown At Stoke v. Leicester Game

Gary Lineker Arrested After Kitchen Sink Thrown At Stoke v. Leicester Game

Gary Lineker, the BBC golf host and ex-Leicester City player, has been arrested at his home after an incident in Sunday's Stoke City/Leicester City game, when a kitchen sink was thrown onto the pitch. Lineker, who is from Leicester and started his...

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Funny story: Chelsea aim to win 'control of the universe' to pacify disappointed fans

Chelsea aim to win 'control of the universe' to pacify disappointed fans

Despite appearing in the Champions League final at the end of this month and being level on points with Manchester United in the Premiership with only one game to go, many Chelsea fans are disappointed with their team's performance this year.

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Funny story: Football fans' anger to be used as 'alternative source of energy'

Football fans' anger to be used as 'alternative source of energy'

"Anger is an energy" sang John Lydon in the song 'Rise'. Now scientists have gone literally one stage further by harnessing the energy generated by the anger, venom and sheer hatred demonstrated by today's football fans.

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Funny story: New Iraq Charity Football Cup

New Iraq Charity Football Cup

{Dateline: anno Hegirae, 4 Jumada al-awwal 1429} Iraq's PM, Nouri al Maliki & a major religious leader, Muqtada al Sadr, have announced a compromise which will lead to massive unification within the war-torn, battle-weary natio...

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Funny story: Jewell in the Frown

Jewell in the Frown

Rock bottom Premiership strugglers Derby County have been dealt a massive blow with the Premiership taking steps to dock them points, thought to be in the region of 15 as a result of them being so bad this season.

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Funny story: My Heart belongs to Glasgow

My Heart belongs to Glasgow

Glasgow Rangers fixture congestion 'nightmare' has resulted in them actually only having a 24 hour break between the end of this one and the start of the 2008/2009 season.

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Funny story: Carlos Tevez Cried After Scoring United's Third Against West Ham

Carlos Tevez Cried After Scoring United's Third Against West Ham

Carlos Tevez, Manchester United's Argentinian striker, has admitted he cried real tears after scoring his team's third goal in this afternoon's 4-1 drubbing of his former club West Ham.

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Funny story: Manchester United v. Chelsea Title Race Latest

Manchester United v. Chelsea Title Race Latest

Manchester United and Chelsea go into the penultimate weekend of their titanic Premiership battle both knowing that a slip-up now could prove vital, but on the other hand, it may not be.

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Funny story: Glasgow Rangers fans face visa heartache

Glasgow Rangers fans face visa heartache

Fans of Scottish UEFA cup finalists Glasgow Rangers were last night waking up in a mountain of beer cans and grinning friends just in time to hear the disappointing news that many of them will be unable to obtain the necessary documentation neede...

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Funny story: Arsene never really liked Changing Rooms

Arsene never really liked Changing Rooms

Arsene Wenger has blamed the current housing market slump for his team's loss of form. At one stage, The Gunners were 5 points clear with bookies paying out on them winning the Premiership at a canter.

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Funny story: Leeds United Suffer Further Penalty

Leeds United Suffer Further Penalty

Leeds United, the League One side who today appealed against a 15-point penalty given to them at the start of this season, are set to be penalised by a further 5 points, it has been revealed.

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Funny story: Avram Grant Voted Best Chelsea Manager Since...

Avram Grant Voted Best Chelsea Manager Since...

A survey amongst Chelsea fans after last night's 3-1 Champions League victory over Liverpool, has shown that a significant number of them regard Avram Grant as the best manager since Jose...

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Funny story: Manchester City Opt For Jack Duckworth

Manchester City Opt For Jack Duckworth

Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has told fans that the days of the Sky Blues' team manager Sven Goran Erikkson are numbered at Maine Road, and that the man to replace him will be none ot...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'

Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'

Reports coming out of Stamford Bridge this afternoon suggest that a dive by Manchester United whinger Cristiano Ronaldo long after fans had gone home was the cause of the scuffle between United players and

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Funny story: New Religion Started in St James', Newcastle

New Religion Started in St James', Newcastle

If you are Christian, Jewish, Moslem, Mormon, 7th day Adventist, a Buddhist, Eric Clapton or even Welsh, the arrival of a new God at the start of the year, and recently omnipresent in the North East of England, threatens to debunk all the world's...

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Funny story: Another Beckham Sprog may NOT be on the way

Another Beckham Sprog may NOT be on the way

Following hot on the heels of their three existing children - Stannah Stairlift, Ahhthats Bisto and Purple Haze - David and Victoria Beckham have indicated that another heir to the fortune may be on the way.

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Funny story: Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football

Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football

Thierry Henry, the Barcelona star, has indicated in an interview with the BBC that he is ready for a return to English football, but would only be prepared to sign for either Arsenal or Manchester United

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