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Funny story: Princeton Mathematicians Find X!

Princeton Mathematicians Find X!

It took twenty years and enough computers to fill the Rose Bowl but Princeton mathematicians has announced this week in the Journal numb buzz that they have finally found the chronically missing variable X.

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Funny story: Iranian Navy Captures British Marines on board His ASS

Iranian Navy Captures British Marines on board His ASS

Rear Admiral Commander of HSS ASS, Percival Persianolah flaunted his crew's capture of British marines who boarded the HSS ASS reportedly in search of Iran Nuclear weapons program.

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Funny story: Jiminy Brought in On Cricketeer Mystery

Jiminy Brought in On Cricketeer Mystery

In the bizarre case of a possible act of foul play involving a leading coach in the otherwise civil world of cricket, Scotland Yard has decided to bring in Jiminy C their top investigator in insect related crimes.

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Funny story: Army admits Harry is a piss head disaster

Army admits Harry is a piss head disaster

Windsor Barracks - (Rotters): The commander of the Sixth Battalion of the Death Watch Beetle has told the MoD that Prince (sic) Harry is a flaming disaster whose dedication to soaking up alcohol is secondary only to his determination to continue imp...

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Funny story: Baby Knut on suicide watch

Baby Knut on suicide watch

Berlin - (Rotters): Baby bi-polar bear Knut has been placed on suicide watch after keepers became worried he may be sickening amid diplomatic negotiations for US President George W Bush to pose alongside the cutesy babe during a forthcoming EU visit...

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Funny story: ESPN Error Replaces Figure Skating Broadcast With Test Pattern: Viewership Quadruples.

ESPN Error Replaces Figure Skating Broadcast With Test Pattern: Viewership Quadruples.

A programming error last night caused ESPN's broadcast of the World Figure Skating Championship to be replaced with a test pattern. Even more shocking was the quadrupling of Viewership for ESPN during this time slot.

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Funny story: Al Gore to sacrifice body for science

Al Gore to sacrifice body for science

WASHINGTON D.C. -- Al Gore has announced his intention to make his entire body carbon neutral using a new medical procedure developed by scientists over the last decade. The radical process called "de-carbonizationating" is the latest expe...

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Funny story: Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

WASHINGTON D.C.--(DOGMA NEWZ) Moments after the Democratic Senator from California, Pete Stark, declared to the whole world that He does not believe in "a supreme being" did the unimaginable happened. While...

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Funny story: Over Priced

Over Priced

DUBAI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - It's the online store that brings big benefits to little operators. It used to be just the big guys made the real money, like the contractors in and for the American Pentagon, a/k/a the Military Industrial Complex; b...

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Funny story: Humor Writers Not Mass Murders Claims New Study Of Prestigious Humor Website.

Humor Writers Not Mass Murders Claims New Study Of Prestigious Humor Website.

An article to be published Monday in the prestigious Del Rio Journal Of Abnormal Psychology,authored by a team of researchers led by Dr. Caleb Baker, Chairman of the Department of Human and Animal Psychology, and Social Work at the Universit...

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Funny story: Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods, of Ontario Canada, this week announced a new lineup of pet food products, many of which cause little or no renal failure.

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Funny story: Soros Shocker: Billionaire Financier Buys Democratic National Committee For $7.5 Billion In Unmarked Bills.

Soros Shocker: Billionaire Financier Buys Democratic National Committee For $7.5 Billion In Unmarked Bills.

In a move that is likely to trigger a sea change in American politics, Terrence R. McAuliffe, Chair of the Democratic National Committee (DNC), announced in press conference today that it had been acquired by George soros for $7.5 billion in unmarke...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay

Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay

Manchester United players and staff have spoken out in support of striker Crustiano Retardo after it was alleged that he was the "gayest footballer in the Premiership".

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Funny story: Church confirms, there is no God

Church confirms, there is no God

Churches all around the world have always managed to avoid the difficult question, Does God exist? Well, there's no more squirming away from it now, the gaff has been well and truly blown. Under years of mounting pressure the Reverend B Bumbles o...

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Funny story: "Polar Bears Cheated At Jeopardy," Claims Congressmen Hinchey. His Committee To Investigate Jeopardy For Rigging Contest Between Democrats and Polar Bears.

"Polar Bears Cheated At Jeopardy," Claims Congressmen Hinchey. His Committee To Investigate Jeopardy For Rigging Contest Between Democrats and Polar Bears.

Addressing an empty phone booth in the basement of the Smithsonian Institution, Congressman Maurice Hinchey (Democrat: Mental Asylum of New York State) asserted that his Committee on Fairness In Media and Alien Children Living Among Us

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Strangulation Latest

Bob Woolmer Strangulation Latest

There was a new development in the "Was Bob Woolmer Murdered?" story yesterday, when it was confirmed that he was strangulated to death by strangulation, and, in all likelihood, not by a stranger.

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Funny story: PaPaZinger and His US Bishops Smurfs Know What's True

PaPaZinger and His US Bishops Smurfs Know What's True

Roman Catholic Certitude has been spreading like the fire once used to burn witches and heretics. PapaZinger has attacked a widely respected Liberation theologian in Latin America while his US Bishop-Smurfs have gone after a Catholic University Theol...

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