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Funny story: Rangers fan urinates in toilet

Rangers fan urinates in toilet

Rangers fan Jocky McSweegan was today ousted from the Rangers Supporters Club following allegations he was caught urinating inside a public toilet. 'I know the rest of the guys just go in the street, but I'm shy.' said the former Glaswegi...

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Funny story: Rangers lose UEFA cup on penalties

Rangers lose UEFA cup on penalties

On the afternoon before Rangers UEFA cup clash with Russian team Zenit St Petersburg, football authorities have announced that Rangers are to lose on penalties.

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Funny story: Rangers Fans Travel To Manchester By Haggis

Rangers Fans Travel To Manchester By Haggis

More than half a million Glasgow Rangers football fans have descended on Manchester for tonight's UEFA Cup Final, with many having come from places around the entire globe, and some even having travelled there by haggis!

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsey in the FA Championship Final

Gordon Ramsey in the FA Championship Final

Following a hotly fought semi-final, Gordon Ramsey sailed through on points to grab the second place in the FA Final on Saturday.

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Funny story: Next Seasons English Premier League will consist of Only 4 Teams

Next Seasons English Premier League will consist of Only 4 Teams

The British football governing body is drawing up plans to make the 2008-2009 Premier league season accessible to just four teams.

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Funny story: 'American Sportsmen Are Just Big Girls' Blouses', Sir Alex Says

'American Sportsmen Are Just Big Girls' Blouses', Sir Alex Says

Speaking from his council house in Govan, after giving his neighbour's son a wee smack for being a Tim, legend-in-his-own-thrown-cup-of-tea-time, and bluenose alky nutcase, Sir Alex Ferguson, had this to say about American sportsmen: 'What a...

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Funny story: Manchester United/Chelsea Title Race Was The Most Boringest Ever, Says Keegan

Manchester United/Chelsea Title Race Was The Most Boringest Ever, Says Keegan

The Premiership title race between Chelsea and Manchester United was the most boring thing that has ever happened in the history of sporting events, says excitable Newcastle manager Kevin Keegan.

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Funny story: The Battle of Britain

The Battle of Britain

Yes, sports fans, and overtime-working policepeople, were rubbing their hands in delight across rainy England, as the news came through that Rangers were due for a visit to Macchester for the UEFA Cup final.

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Funny story: Wenger May Turn To Women Next Season

Wenger May Turn To Women Next Season

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has told fans on the club's website that, as a result of his side's disappointing finish to this year's campaign, he may recruit several of the Arsenal Ladies team next seaso...

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Funny story: Steve Bruce In Fracas With Groundsman Over Cows Grazing On Pitch

Steve Bruce In Fracas With Groundsman Over Cows Grazing On Pitch

Steve Bruce, the Wigan Athletic boss, has fallen out with Latics' head groundsman Alf Giles after it was alleged that the latter had allowed cows to graze on the JJB Stadium pitch to "churn it up&quo...

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Funny story: Dermot O'Neill hired by Chelsea to returf Stamford Bridge

Dermot O'Neill hired by Chelsea to returf Stamford Bridge

Chirpy Irish Horticultarist Dermot O' Neill has been commissioned by the club to carry out some work on the pitch ahead of their crucial clash with Bolton this Sunday.

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Funny story: Derby County announced as Premiership Champions!

Derby County announced as Premiership Champions!

Derby County have been announced as Premiership Champions after all the nineteen teams above them in the division were revealed to have been involved in the largest match-fixing scandal since Juventus in Serie A two years ago.

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Funny story: Chelsea Move For Duckworth

Chelsea Move For Duckworth

Chelsea, who are known to be keen to offload their current manager Avram Grant, are planning to steal actor Jack Duckworth from under the noses of their not-so-fierce northern rivals Manchester City.

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Funny story: Cristaino Admits Fear Of Dickinson

Cristaino Admits Fear Of Dickinson

After Carl Dickinson said he was looking forward to playing against Cristiano Ronaldo, Ronaldo admitted he is scared for next season, saying Dickinson is the person that could stop Manchester United winning the title.

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Funny story: Stoke boss makes first signing

Stoke boss makes first signing

Stoke boss Tony Pulis, who successfully took Stoke City into the Premier League last Sunday, is reported to have made his first signing for next season.

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Funny story: Nottingham Forest To Be Docked 10 Points To Avoid Violent Local Derbies

Nottingham Forest To Be Docked 10 Points To Avoid Violent Local Derbies

Nottingham Forest, newly promoted to the Championship, are to be docked 10 points by the Football Association in a surprise bid to avoid potentially violent local derbies with their fiercest rivals,...

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Funny story: It's a Funny Old Game

It's a Funny Old Game

Wigan Athletic Football Club will be under close scrutiny this Sunday when they entertain leaders and favourites to win the premiership Manchester Utd at the JJB Stadium.

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