Ferguson today admitted that drawing against the Kaiser Chiefs was a disappointing result but fully expected results to improve as fitness improved.
Manchester United, the Premier League Champions, will have to show a marked improvement if they are to mount a serious challenge to retain their title, after a lacklustre performance against Leeds-based side the Kaiser Chiefs.
London - ('Erewego, 'Erewego, 'Erewego Mess): Vindicated at last! Former England football manager Kevin Keegan is feeling 'right pleased with himself' today.
Twelve Man City Athletic Supporters were stranded in the Shetland Islands where the only penis to eat is from the very tiny ponies. The Sun, Periodical to the Perverts, saved the ponies from extinction or at least mass castration by rescuing the supe...
We can exclusively reveal that a former football manager turned character assasin has broken ranks from the corrupt underbelly of football to tell his amazing story.
Hull City have lined up Tottenham Hotspur's Portuguese defender Ricardo Rocha, unaware that he is not the brother of fashion designer John Rocha, the man responsible for the Rocha John Rocha
Manchester United have acted swiftly to fill the hole left by former Coach Carlos Queiroz, by appointing his fellow countryman Mr Big Phil Scolari as their new coach.
Gary Neville was today arrested and charged with a chain of robberies in the local area. A total of 5 newsagents where hit during a period of three weeks by a man wearing a mask in the shape of a bottom.
England's greatest-ever goalkeeper, Gordon Banks, met up with his arch-enemy, Pele, again yesterday, for the unveiling of a statue of himself at the Britannia Stadium, home of Premiership newboys, Stoke C...
Cristiano Ronaldo, the unsettled Manchester United and Portugal divist, has revealed in a statement through someone who can speak English, that he will serve out the final year of his United contract playing for League Two strugglers...
Respected German daily newspaper Wunter Under Meijer today focused on an almost forgotten part of football: The fans. In an age where TV has taken over and fans find themselves marginalised, Wunter takes the time to hear the compelling - and...
Frank Lampard, the Chelsea captain, is in the news again, not, this time, about his proposed transfer to Italian giants Inter Milan, but for speaking to a newspaper about his future plans.
Big Phil has told his new Chelsea squad that change will be the order of the day as he looks to improve both results and the style of football at The Bridge. This, unfortunately, has ruffled a lot of feathers amongst the more established members of t...
Following recent transfer disappointment over such cars as the Seat Torres, The Ford Street Kaka, and the recently produced Nissan Messi and Renaultdinho, Norman Getridovitch has instructed used car dealer Big Popeye Doyle to import more wheels from...
A new case of Judasism has appeared in the world of football, much to the delight of the supporters of Turkish side Galatasary. Mr Harry Kewell a former player of Leeds United during their glory days, which now seem so long,long ago, has joined Ista...
After years of dedicated service to his boyhood team, and an undeniable, almost unprecedented level of involvement in their success it was announced that the key to the city was to be awarded to Steve Bennett.
Wes Brown has emerged as the shock candidate for the some to be vacant Man Utd number 2 slot. It comes as a surprise to many as there had been rumours of several big names and numerous former players also being muted for the position.
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