Rangers fan Jocky McSweegan was today ousted from the Rangers Supporters Club following allegations he was caught urinating inside a public toilet. 'I know the rest of the guys just go in the street, but I'm shy.' said the former Glaswegi...
On the afternoon before Rangers UEFA cup clash with Russian team Zenit St Petersburg, football authorities have announced that Rangers are to lose on penalties.
More than half a million Glasgow Rangers football fans have descended on Manchester for tonight's UEFA Cup Final, with many having come from places around the entire globe, and some even having travelled there by haggis!
Following a hotly fought semi-final, Gordon Ramsey sailed through on points to grab the second place in the FA Final on Saturday.
The British football governing body is drawing up plans to make the 2008-2009 Premier league season accessible to just four teams.
Speaking from his council house in Govan, after giving his neighbour's son a wee smack for being a Tim, legend-in-his-own-thrown-cup-of-tea-time, and bluenose alky nutcase, Sir Alex Ferguson, had this to say about American sportsmen: 'What a...
The Premiership title race between Chelsea and Manchester United was the most boring thing that has ever happened in the history of sporting events, says excitable Newcastle manager Kevin Keegan.
Yes, sports fans, and overtime-working policepeople, were rubbing their hands in delight across rainy England, as the news came through that Rangers were due for a visit to Macchester for the UEFA Cup final.
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has told fans on the club's website that, as a result of his side's disappointing finish to this year's campaign, he may recruit several of the Arsenal Ladies team next seaso...
Steve Bruce, the Wigan Athletic boss, has fallen out with Latics' head groundsman Alf Giles after it was alleged that the latter had allowed cows to graze on the JJB Stadium pitch to "churn it up&quo...
Chirpy Irish Horticultarist Dermot O' Neill has been commissioned by the club to carry out some work on the pitch ahead of their crucial clash with Bolton this Sunday.
Derby County have been announced as Premiership Champions after all the nineteen teams above them in the division were revealed to have been involved in the largest match-fixing scandal since Juventus in Serie A two years ago.
Chelsea, who are known to be keen to offload their current manager Avram Grant, are planning to steal actor Jack Duckworth from under the noses of their not-so-fierce northern rivals Manchester City.
After Carl Dickinson said he was looking forward to playing against Cristiano Ronaldo, Ronaldo admitted he is scared for next season, saying Dickinson is the person that could stop Manchester United winning the title.
Stoke boss Tony Pulis, who successfully took Stoke City into the Premier League last Sunday, is reported to have made his first signing for next season.
Nottingham Forest, newly promoted to the Championship, are to be docked 10 points by the Football Association in a surprise bid to avoid potentially violent local derbies with their fiercest rivals,...
Wigan Athletic Football Club will be under close scrutiny this Sunday when they entertain leaders and favourites to win the premiership Manchester Utd at the JJB Stadium.
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