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Funny story: Iran reality TV shows seized UK navy crew: BBC

Iran reality TV shows seized UK navy crew: BBC

Tehran - (Ass Press): BBC headlines tonight have proclained that it was an Iranian reality TV show that seized 15 Royal Navy officers at gunpoint in the Shitt El-Arab before taking them to a secure Tehran studio facility.

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Funny story: Mayor's ex-CIA spook transport guru Kiley's sobriety fears

Mayor's ex-CIA spook transport guru Kiley's sobriety fears

London - (Assinine Press): The mastermind behind London Mayor Ken Livingstone's congestion charge, former CIA man Bob Kiley, has told a press conference he dreads sobriety and the inevitable day when he finally wakes up to face the monstrosity he...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole's son 'also died of implant failure': coroner

Anna Nicole's son 'also died of implant failure': coroner

Florida - (Ass Mess): Failure to implant enough of J Howard Marshall's legendary $$$$s into Daniel Smith's own bank accounts may have contributed to his early demise according to an inquest probe into Anna Nicole Smith's son's death.

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Funny story: Bizarre pentagon spotted in Saturn's clouds

Bizarre pentagon spotted in Saturn's clouds

Solar system - (Rotters): The first overwheming proof that the Cosmos has registered its dismay at Earth's global crisis has appeared in a bizarre weather pattern photographed around the ringed planet Saturn, where the Hubble telescope has spotte...

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Funny story: McCain Initiates Pander Patrol

McCain Initiates Pander Patrol

ATLANTA, GEORGIA - John McCain's campaign announced this morning that the presidential hopeful will park the Straight Talk Express bus and begin a special month-long campaign blitz to be called The Pander Patrol.

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Funny story: Iran Votes on Timetable to Release British Sailors

Iran Votes on Timetable to Release British Sailors

Mainstream conservative and Pragmatist factions in Iran have passed a joint bill today, requiring a timetable for the release of British sailors, in direct defiance of President Ahmadinejad.

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Funny story: Chinese Table Tennis Latest

Chinese Table Tennis Latest

There was real excitement last night at the 2007 Chinese National Table Tennis Championships in Beijing, in front of a sell-out crowd.

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Funny story: Britain/Iran Nitpicking Row Escalates To Serious Level

Britain/Iran Nitpicking Row Escalates To Serious Level

The 15 Royal Navy personnel captured by Iranian pirates last week look like being inducted into the crew of the ship that they are being held hostage on.

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Funny story: Prince William and the Curvy Cutie

Prince William and the Curvy Cutie

SEXY dancer Amy Priory told of the moment her friends told her that even though he was in a different room she might have been groped by the right and proper and not gay in any way unelected heir to the British throne, Prince William...

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Funny story: Chelsea Keeper Should Have Been Partying Six Book Pipe-Smoking Disgrace

Chelsea Keeper Should Have Been Partying Six Book Pipe-Smoking Disgrace

Chelsea keeper Petr Cech was caught holding a book club meeting with six books in a hotel after losing to Germany in the Euro qualifiers. Cech, and four other players from the Czech national squad are guilty of smuggling

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Funny story: New Suspects In Woolmer Case

New Suspects In Woolmer Case

Jamaican Deputy Police Commissioner, Mark Shields, is understood to be viewing new videotape evidence that he hopes will establish the identity of the suspects in the Bob Woolmer case.

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Funny story: Edwards Campaign to Involve Dying Wife

Edwards Campaign to Involve Dying Wife

Senator John Edwards announced that his wife is dying of incurable bone cancer that was thought to be in remission. In an interview televised on Sixty Minutes, he told Katie Couric that he will stay on the campaign trail and not drop out of the race...

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Funny story: Accidental Drug Overdose Killed Anna Nicole

Accidental Drug Overdose Killed Anna Nicole

Coroners have determined that the cause of death in the Anna Nicole Smith case was an accidental overdose of drugs. It appears, according to a statement released today, that Ms. Smith accidentally took the following in an attempt to treat an alleged...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Stars Signed Thru Seventh Movie

Harry Potter Stars Signed Thru Seventh Movie

Warner Brothers announced today that the stars of the Harry Potter movies have been signed to star thru the completion of the seventh film. The actors who play Harry, Hermione, and Ron are now contractually obligated to appear in the next three film...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Institutionalized Prematurely

Britney Spears Institutionalized Prematurely

TINSELTOWN, CALIFORNIA-(SHOWBIZKNEWZ)The Balding Bafoony Bubble Brained, Britney Spears, is in the news today. She was admitted this past weekend to Ceder Cyanide Medical Center complaining of a toothache

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Funny story: Snow Blasts Oncologist's Comments as "Emboldening Cancer"

Snow Blasts Oncologist's Comments as "Emboldening Cancer"

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, today, blasted his oncologist for what he called "a blatant, and totally irresponsible mischaracterization of the battle against [Snow's] cancer."...

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Funny story: "Tough Sailing Ahead For Microsoft," Says Chairman Gates. Cites Lack Of Intellectual Property To Pirate.

"Tough Sailing Ahead For Microsoft," Says Chairman Gates. Cites Lack Of Intellectual Property To Pirate.

"Microsoft is marching through rough waters," said a somber but belligerent William Gates, founder and principle shareholder of Microsoft at the annual shareholders' meeting held today in the Peoples Hall Of Friendly Progressive Socia...

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