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Funny story: Stunned Sheva wins World Player of the Year

Stunned Sheva wins World Player of the Year

The football world is scratching its head this morning over the results of the FIFA World Player of the Year award, announced last night in a lavish ceremony in Milan. The surprise winner was Chelski bench-warmer Andriy Shevcenko following a season t...

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Funny story: Diving Hall Of Fame To Be Set Up

Diving Hall Of Fame To Be Set Up

Following endless diving incidents by overpaid stars such as Cristiano Ronaldo, an FA Diving Hall of Fame is to be set up. There are various qualifications for entry into the hall, though a surname ending in the letter 'o' is a probable point...

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Funny story: Germany Invades Austria Again

Germany Invades Austria Again

German tanks were seen gathering on the border with Austria again this morning after more than 60 years of peace between the two countries. It's thought an invasion is imminent.

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Funny story: All Of England Is Cheering-on Poland

All Of England Is Cheering-on Poland

England fans, distraught at their team's inability to qualify for the Euro 2008 championships, have, in their thousands, declared their allegiance to the most obvious second choice team, Poland.

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Funny story: Chelsea Close In On Big Phil

Chelsea Close In On Big Phil

Chelsea are today expected to confirm that their search for a new manager is over, and that they have secured the signature of Big Phil - not Felipe Scolari, the Brazilian, but Big Phil Mitchell, of...

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Funny story: Celts Chase Huntelaar

Celts Chase Huntelaar

Dutch International striker Klaas Jan Huntelaar is set to complete a sensational move to Glasgow giants Celtic.

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Funny story: Justin Lee Collins Charged With Affray After Attack On Hull City Fan

Justin Lee Collins Charged With Affray After Attack On Hull City Fan

Justin Lee Collins, the 'lifelong' Bristol City supporter and co-host of Channel 4's The Friday Night Project, has been charged with affray by police, after he was involved in an ugly inc...

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Funny story: Hull City Already Faring Well In Premiership

Hull City Already Faring Well In Premiership

Hull City, the side newly-promoted to the Premier League after a thrilling win against West Country oiks Bristol City, are faring well in their first season in the top flight, and are currently in 8th position.

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Funny story: New Lift for Deano!

New Lift for Deano!

Wembley hero Dean Windass, 70 next week, has been given a massive endorsement by Hull City with regards to his future at the club. The Tigers have announced today that they intend to invest a substantial part of their £60 million Premier League cash...

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Funny story: FIFA Amazingly Clear Capello Of Cheating

FIFA Amazingly Clear Capello Of Cheating

Fabio Capello, who is an Italian and comes from a country that has been proven to cheat, dive, play-act, bribe referee's and endless other corruption rackets, has been cleared by FIFA for cheating.

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Funny story: England v. Trinidad & Tobago Match To Be Replayed

England v. Trinidad & Tobago Match To Be Replayed

Fabio Capello has been punished by FIFA officials after they decided he used too many substitutes in last weekend's game against Trinidad & Tobago. The game, which England won 3-0, has now been d...

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Funny story: Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Duncan Whitehead, the writer on the satirical news site TheSpoof.com, has come under fire from members of the Hull City Psychos Literary Wing, after comments he made about the Tigers on the site were deemed &...

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Funny story: Rafa - "It might not be our year"

Rafa - "It might not be our year"

In a bizarre turn of events in the ongoing Liverpool boardroom saga, manager Rafael Benitez has shocked the fans and the world in general by saying that next season just might not be "their year".

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Funny story: Kenwynne Jones Breaks Dreadlock

Kenwynne Jones Breaks Dreadlock

There was heartache for Sunderland boss Roy Keane this morning, after his Trinidad & Tobago striker Kenwynne Jones was ruled out of the start of next season with a damaged dreadlock.

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Funny story: Jermain Defoe Breaks "Y'know" Record

Jermain Defoe Breaks "Y'know" Record

Jermain Defoe, England's two-goal hero in last night's 3-0 demolition of giants Trinidad & Tobago, has smashed the "Y'know" record, by uttering it more than 300 times in a post-...

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Funny story: Keegans Cunning Camel Campus

Keegans Cunning Camel Campus

Newcastle Messiah, Kevin Keegan is finalising plans to have eight Egyptian camels brought to Newcastle for pre season training.

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Funny story: Tevez wins top Manchester award!

Tevez wins top Manchester award!

Carlos Alberto Tevez of Manchester United and Argentina has been awarded the 'MAN'chester award in Manchester.This award is given to those special people who have the face that turns the most number of people on that area.

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