Tottenham Hotspur manager Juande Ramos joined easy listening veteran Tunde Baiyewu onstage on Saturday afternoon to perform a cover version of U2 song 'Sunday Bloody Sunday' at a fund raising event for bipolar disorder sufferers. Tunde, once half...
England kick-off their World Cup campaign in Andorra today, with team boss Fabio Capello knowing that his job is on the line should his team fail to live up to the expectations of fans. The Italian has come under pressure recently, and after the p...
A shocking revelation has been unearthed about the real reason that the Abu Dhabi United group bought Man City. An insider said that satellite imagery had revealed that the Eastlands Stadium is directly over the biggest oil field in the western wo...
The latest, and maddest, news from Newcastle after the resignation of Kevin Keegan, is that Northeast legend Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne could be on his way back to Tyneside, this time as team manager! Mr Gascoigne has been living in a police cell sinc...
Newcastle UK: Reports coming out of Gateshead are that a shock takeover bid has come in at the 11th hour for the troubled football club Newcastle United. A consortium calling itself The Old Newcastle Group United Plc controversially sent in a late...
Real Madrid President Ramon Calderon has said in an interview in Spain, that Robinho, Manchester City's new £33million Brazilian signing, is nothing but a crybaby straight out of the Paula Radcliffe mould. Radcliffe, the British long-distance runn...
Newcastle United start their search for a new manager today after the resignation of Kevin Keegan yesterday, and the name on many people's lips at this early stage, is Phil Brown, the current Hull City boss. Brown, 49, has worked wonders at Hull,...
Reading UK: Microsoft today unveiled it's latest game for the xbox 360 - Toon Wars - A Newcastle United Manager Sim type game. The press release said - "Microsoft are pleased to announce that Toon Wars will hit the shelves in the UK in the next co...
Newcastle United fans, angry at the decision to upset manager Kevin Keegan, have held an emergency meeting of the Toon Army, and have declared war on club owner Mike Ashley. The Army, which is 400,000 strong, has been mobilised, and, as its initia...
Affable and extremely likeable Gay Icon, Kevin Keegan (Kev) has today announced he will be holding a farewell concert, billed as ¨ Auf Wiedersehen Pet¨ at St James's Park on Saturday night. Kev issued a statement ¨I love Newcastle United, I really...
After yesterday's shenanigans on Tyneside, and the uncertainty over whether Kevin Keegan had been sacked or had walked out, it emerged today that absolutely NOTHING had happened, and Mr Keegan will report for work as usual this morning. Fans conve...
Kevin Keegan, the sacked Newcastle United manager, lost his job over his loyalty in jailed midfielder Joey Barton, it has been claimed, with the Messiah having organised a birthday party for the Scouse lout this morning. Barton, 26 today, recently...
As the top clubs were busy signing international footballing superstars yesterday, Newcastle United manager Kevin Keegan is pondering his future, and the fact that he will, instead, be 'signing-on' tomorrow. The St James' Park Messiah has only bee...
Manchester City new signing Robinho was paraded in front of the world's media at a news conference at Eastlands this morning, but all was not well with the dimunitive Brazilian striker, and it appears an embarrassing mistake may have been made. As...
The £100million purchase of Manchester City by the Saudi Royal family is the most significant event in football of the last 1000 years. That's the opinion of the Newcastle United boss Kevin Keegan, who is a bit barmy. Keegan was reacting to yester...
Manchester United have trounced Manchester City to the signing of a new striker for £30,000, slashing the £32.5 million paid for Robinho from Real Madrid. In between chewing pieces of gum with his mouth open, United boss Sir Alex Ferguson was said...
Manchester City, the richest football club in the world, have made a statement on the club's website, that the team will play seven of its home games in Abu Dhabi, increasing to nine games next season, and fifteen in 2010/11. The arrangement will...
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