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Funny story: German Coach Banned From Touch Football!

German Coach Banned From Touch Football!

Germany coach Joachim Low has been banned from the touchline for his side's Euro 2008 quarter-final against Portugal on Thursday. Touch Footballers from across the world of the most popular sport on the globe cannot believe that a coach has been...

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Funny story: Police Investigate One Of Their Own In Hooligan Incident

Police Investigate One Of Their Own In Hooligan Incident

West Midlands Police are investigating one of their own officers, after CCTV footage of a pitch invasion at a Birmingham City game at the end of last season revealed a familiar face.

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Funny story: Spoof Writer's Friend Arrived At Hull City Match 15 Minutes After Final Whistle

Spoof Writer's Friend Arrived At Hull City Match 15 Minutes After Final Whistle

A friend of a writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com, once travelled from Hull to Torquay to attend a football match, only to arrive fifteen minutes after the game had finished, says a report from a pub Up North. Maurice Flood, 18, was the...

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Funny story: Yorkshire Football supporters - startling demographic revelations!

Yorkshire Football supporters - startling demographic revelations!

Hull City supporters were today basking in the news that, in a recent Clinical study, they were found to be on average, at least 3 stages further along the evolutionary scale than some of their Yorkshire brethren from Leeds and Sheffield.

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Funny story: Hull City Get Easy Start

Hull City Get Easy Start

Premiership newboys Hull City have been given one of the easier starts to their first Premier League campaign, and expect to be top of the league by the beginning of September, says manager Phil Brown.

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Funny story: Big Phil Scolari Looks A Bit Like Gene Hackman With His Teeth Knocked Out

Big Phil Scolari Looks A Bit Like Gene Hackman With His Teeth Knocked Out

New Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari raised eyebrows at Stamford Bridge today, when he attended his first Press conference dressed in a shabby suit and a porkpie hat, moving one journalist to addr...

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Funny story: Russian Dancing Bears Qualify for World Cup

Russian Dancing Bears Qualify for World Cup

The Organizing Committee for the FIFA U-20 World Cup met in Zurich yesterday under the leadership of FIFA vice-president and chairman Jack A. Warner who expressed his delight with the advanced status of the competition's organizational preparatio...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello Speaks English Better Than Geordies

Fabio Capello Speaks English Better Than Geordies

Fabio Capello, the England football manager, now speaks English to a better standard than many native-born UK residents, according to me.

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Funny story: Europe In Mourning After German Defeat

Europe In Mourning After German Defeat

Football fans across Europe were in mourning today, after Germany's shock defeat by Croatia.

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Funny story: Hull City Striker Dean Windass To Be Honoured By Local Company

Hull City Striker Dean Windass To Be Honoured By Local Company

Dean Windass, the Hull City striker who scored the goal which sent the Tigers into the Premiership for the first time in their 104-year history, is to be honoured in a similar way to Austrian hero Ivica Vasti...

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Funny story: Theo Walcott: The Fast and The Frightened

Theo Walcott: The Fast and The Frightened

Arsenal forward, Theo Walcott, is one of the world's fastest players, as well as petrified of balls, revealed manager, Arsene Wenger, during a press conference given after The Gunners' latest match against Fulham.

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Funny story: Big Phil To Open Garage Near Stamford Bridge

Big Phil To Open Garage Near Stamford Bridge

Chelsea unveiled their new manager Big Phil at a Press conference this morning, with the first development likely to be the addition of a new service garage near to the Stamford Bridge ground.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Marries Pig

Wayne Rooney Marries Pig

Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England centre forward, has married his childhood sweetheart, a pig named Colly, in a ceremony at the 17th Century Villa Durazzo in the Italian town of Portofino, the mayor of...

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Funny story: Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City

Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Portuguese diver, has shocked and astounded fans of his club Manchester United by announcing that he is to sign for their city neighbours, and fiercest rivals, Manchester City after the Euro 2008 championships are over. Rona...

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Funny story: Portugal Banned from the European Cup

Portugal Banned from the European Cup

Portugal are to be banned from the European Cup after it was revealed that they have been caught using performance enhancing steroids.

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Funny story: War not to be mentioned

War not to be mentioned

BBC chief Sir Basil Faulteigh has ordered his football commentators not to mention the war in tonight's Germany match.

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Funny story: Euro 2008 - Ten German bombers named official anthem

Euro 2008 - Ten German bombers named official anthem

Organisers of the festival of diving, Soccer Mum 2008 today said they were pleased to announce they had officially endorsed the Ten German Bombers song as their anthem for the duration of the tournament. The song itself is said to be popular all over...

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