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Funny story: Football declared as the National Sport of Ireland

Football declared as the National Sport of Ireland

Football (No Irish lad would say Soccer) has been finally officially declared the national sport of Ireland.

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Funny story: England to be knocked out of 2010 World Cup

England to be knocked out of 2010 World Cup

'England will be certainly knocked out of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa' that's according to FIFA president Septic Bladder.

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Funny story: Big Phil Reveals Abramovich plea

Big Phil Reveals Abramovich plea

''Big Phil'' Scolari has revealed a desperate plea to bring attractive football to Stamford Bridge from Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, reports respected German daily Newspaper Wunter Under Meijer.

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Funny story: Torres Speaks To German Newspaper

Torres Speaks To German Newspaper

Fernando Torres has spoken for the first time to respected German daily newspaper Wunter Under Meijer about how he didn't think his Liverpool career would be as happy as it has turned out.

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Funny story: Barton Boys Spring Barton

Barton Boys Spring Barton

Some of those loveable little urchins last seen on panorama getting high and packing heat. Have in what is being described as an event you did not need a crystal ball to see, sprung pal joey from the big house, were he was imprisoned for take away fo...

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Funny story: Hull City Sign Player

Hull City Sign Player

Hull City Football Club have signed a footballer, a man who plays football. This is the premiership giant's second signing of the close season and closely follows the capture of former star player Craig Fagan, who has once again left a champions...

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Funny story: Liverpool Writer Phil Redmond Pens Soap Opera About Gareth Barry Wranglings

Liverpool Writer Phil Redmond Pens Soap Opera About Gareth Barry Wranglings

Liverpool have come up against a brick wall in their bid to prise Aston Villa midfielder Gareth Barry away from the Midlands, and the whole sorry mess has now been made into a soap opera by noted Merseyside writer Phil Redmond. Redmond, who also w...

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Funny story: Joey Barton Swaps Football For Boxing

Joey Barton Swaps Football For Boxing

Joey Barton, the Newcastle United player who was found guilty on Monday of assaulting one of his ex-teammates whilst he was at Manchester City, has decided to give up playing football, and to turn, instead, to boxing. Barton assaulted a player who...

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Funny story: German Fans Go On Rampage After Defeat

German Fans Go On Rampage After Defeat

Austrian police arrested 2 German football supporters after one of the worst nights of soccer violence ever seen in Vienna last night, after the final of the Euro 2008 championships in which Spain beat Germany 1-0.

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Funny story: Spanish Claim To Be A United Country To Try And Win Euro 08

Spanish Claim To Be A United Country To Try And Win Euro 08

Today, people all across Spain tried to claim that it was a real nation, to try and boost morale for the Euro 08 final against Deutschland.

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Funny story: Gus Hiddink Heads For Gulag

Gus Hiddink Heads For Gulag

Gus Hiddink, the coach of beaten Euro 2008 semi-finalists Russia, has been summoned back to Moscow by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, and will be sent to a Gulag - never to be seen again. Hiddink was the toast of the Kremlin last week after gu...

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Funny story: Americans will win Euro 08 Championships

Americans will win Euro 08 Championships

The USA will later this year suddenly win the European Championships, months after Germany do.

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Funny story: Zimbabwe To Host 2010 World Cup

Zimbabwe To Host 2010 World Cup

In a surprise move, FIFA today announced that the 2010 World Cup would be held in Zimbabwe.

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Funny story: New Messiah Is Black

New Messiah Is Black

Worshippers at the Ewood Cathedral, Lancashire, woke up this morning to find a new messiah has been appointed and will soon be coming to live and work amongst the dark satanic mills. A new messiah has widely been predicted for the area since the last...

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Funny story: Turkey Shock As No Turkeys Found In Turkey

Turkey Shock As No Turkeys Found In Turkey

(Vienna, New Germany) Fans of the victorious Turkish football team were in shock and awe this morning when it was announced in the capital, Istanbul, that not a single turkey could be found in the country.

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Funny story: McClaren Gets job In Football Shock

McClaren Gets job In Football Shock

Steve McClaren the one time Hull City midfield legend and failed England football manager, has shocked the world of football as well as those close to him, by being appointed manager of Dutch side FC Twente.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo To Stay At Manchester United

Cristiano Ronaldo To Stay At Manchester United

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United winger, is to stay at Old Trafford and will, more than likely, end his playing career there, says an 'insider' at the club. Ronaldo looked despondent as he trudged off the pitch last night after Portugal's...

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