Poor old John Lennon. The former Beatle, who would be seventy years old today had he not been shot dead in the entrance way of Manhattan's Dakota building by deranged fan Mark Chapman on December 8th 1980, was last night cruelly murdered all over aga...
Reports coming in indicate that Simon Cowell went stark raving mental last night as deranged X-Factor fan and tea and biscuits afficionado Jesus Budda approached him as he was on his way to the X-Factor and asked him if he has moobs. Moobs - other...
X-Factor supremo Simon Cowell today angrily denied allegations made by certain unregulated websites which alleged that he has had his anus bleached, and his penis pejazzled. Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger informed us that he wa...
Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that much reviled X-Factor wannabe Katie Waissel will survive this weekend's X-Factor, because word from a little bird has it that the whole show is fixed. SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger has been busi...
An X-Factor insider today acted swiftly to step on malicious rumours circulating on certain unscrupulous websites which intimate that hopefuls, Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel have been vajazzled and anally bleached. "These are just malicious lies,"...
A Manchester woman, 'Karen' wrote in the comments section of a popular newspaper's website that X-Factor judge Louis Walsh is 'an odious little toad.' Her comments were apparently prompted by a Daily Mail article which promoted Walsh as a childish...
Insiders from the X-Factor today denied reports of a massive backstage bust up bitch fight between hopeful wannabes Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd. Some unscrupulous sources claimed that Cher had called Katie a bunch of nasty names, to which Katie a...
There are serious fears around the X Factor camp today that two contestants' heads could explode during tonight's broadcast. While images of brain and cranium exploding across the stage would no doubt send ratings through the roof, producers fear...
Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, today revealed that sources had revealed that X-factor judge and mentor Cheryl Cole had admitted having her hair dyed red but strenuously denied having her anus bleached or vajazzled in line with a...
In a Skoob Entertainment News exclusive, we can reveal here for the first time, that the hot lesbian sex action DVD which was on sale in certain Soho outlets from this morning, purporting to feature Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd off the X-Factor, is a...
Gamu the lovable asylum seeker has decided to accept her fate and return to Zimbabwe and start her own X Factor. The Cole reject has apparently already had secret telephone calls with her new business partner Robert Mugabe (or Bobby Mug as he now...
The X-Factor Madonna wannabe, Katie Waissel, looks like the odds on favourite to get the chop with the axe on the show this weekend, according to bookmaker Alfie Shirtlifter. Alfie has slashed the odds on Katie getting the kaibosh to 6-4 on after...
BT Bishop, manager of the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes revealed this afternoon that the girls had turned down an invitation to perform in the X-Factor final - one of the most sought after slots in the music business. He told SKoob Ent...
In one of the most remarkable PR turnarounds in history, X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel is today the most-loved person in the world. As we reported yesterday, a PollsRUs poll had shown that Katie was more reviled even than historical evil-doers li...
X Factor contestant Katie Waissel is officially the most hated person in the world - ever! Already 2,200 viewers have joined the "I hate Katie Waissel" group on Facebook. More than 11,000 joind "Get Katie Waissel out and Get Gamu Nhengu in" after...
Cheryl Cole's bizarre orange appearance on this weekend's X Factor has been blamed on an accident straight out of American sitcom Friends. The popular Geordie, at the centre of judging controversy over Zimbabwean songstress Gamu, was so orange tha...
The Home Secretary has been urged to take a personal interest in the case of X Factor reject Gamu Nhengu, who faces deportation to Zimbabwe. Scotland's Culture Minister Fiona Hyslop has said the teenager had the potential to be a 'great asset' to...
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