The World Cup, could be cancelled as a result of the volcanic eruption in Iceland. The competition is not due to take place until June, but the Gigantic Volcanic Cloud of Dust, continues to grow as the Volcano in Iceland, shows no sign of stopping to...
The director of Radio 5 Sport, Ezra Pocketcash, announced today that effective immediately, the radio station is to begin broadcasting football matches in 3-D. This new service has been brought forward in time for the world cup, where a lot of te...
Loveable "Boer" Eugene Terreblanche and leader of the AWB (Afrikaans White Boys party) was murdered by two black farmer boys last Saturday and this event has caused massive doubts about the World Cup being held in "Zuid Afrika"! Mr or Mijnheer Ter...
Bewildered England football fans were left scratching their heads yet again this morning following the announcement that now veteran striker Kevin Keegan has ruled himself out of the England World Cup squad. The devastating news broke this morning...
Love rat and former England and Chelsea statue John Terry has failed miserably to take a leaf out of Rio Ferdinand's book on happy families, writes Virginia Ratpoison. Ferdinand recently bought four garden gnomes for his Cheshire mansion, and had...
The world's richest one legged Tango dancer and Ice Folly performer, Heather Mills, has taken over the rehabilitation of one legged soccer player David Beckham. Beckham, crestfallen, in deep depression and sobbing uncontrollably was ruled out of...
Following the devastating news that David Beckham has been ruled out of a possible 4th world cup appearance there appears to be yet another set back to England's world cup bid. Colin Short, part time spoof writer, has also ruled himself out of thi...
David Beckham, the former Manchester United and England star, who, at the moment, can't decide whether he is an LA Galaxy player or an AC Milan player, is set to miss this year's World Cup in South Africa because he is too old and not good enough, sa...
David Beckham's achilles tendon has sensationally ruled itself out of the World Cup, after revelations that John Terry had an affair with its former girlfriend. Reports recently published in the tabloids describe how the Chelsea defender enjoyed a...
Michael Owen has employed the same PR company as Wayne Bridge, Ashley Cole and John Terry in an attempt to get into the world cup squad. With the news that despite stepping down and having some girl he knew in the past sleeping with somebody he on...
The BBC, sometimes known as 'Bloated Bureaucratic Crap', announced today their budget to cover the World Cup would exceed $9 million due to the construction of a new glass studio for three new and exciting announcers. Sir George Laffingwell confi...
It had to happen didn't it? "I Dreamed a Dream" her signature ditty was made for the unwilling stars of the Daily Poop and every nightclub from the West End to deepest Essex. Essex girls don't like you subo, you take away their limelight. Subo just f...
Kenyan man Parasayip Ole Koyati who is in a legal dispute with Pizza Hut because he is selling pizzas from his mud hut is now offering Pizza Hut franchises in South Africa in the run up to the World Cup. Parasayip is presently in South Africa help...
Victoria Beckham, the former Posh Spice Girl, is busy trying to establish a new image as a Flat Chested Business Woman in order to gain credibility with her "Brains over Boobs" campaign. The incredible inflating Posh, once described as a barely a...
London - (Sports Relief): At least fifty Premiership players' gambling debts worth an estimated £60 million have been bought up by the King Kong & Sham High Banking Corp. Worried Punters Anonymous sources estimate that up to 90% of England 20...
Katie Price has been named as the new England manager in a shock move announced earlier today at FA HQ in London. Speculation had literally reached fever pitch over who will take over the England Manager's position following Fabio Capello's being...
With only days left before the start of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, a storm has broken over the tricky issue of 'traditional kits'. Some African teams have decided to exercise their right as Human Beings to choose to wear their traditional...
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