News came through today that Madge Madogga, a famous dancer who can't sing or write music, is to adopt an American child.
Following homophobic views from the British royal family, HRH Prince Harry and his lover Rupert Grint (who by the way have been dating secretly for some time now) are to elope in secret to a disclosed destination.
Calls were made last night to make Burma official suspects in the case of the disappearence of Madeleine McCann. The military junta's lack of care shown to its own people as a result of Cyclone Nargis, which hit the country last Saturday, and th...
The British Chancellor Alistair Darling has announced plans to redistribute hair dye to the most needy part of his epidermis after his £587 billion budget took the dye from his hair and gave it to his well off eyebrows.
Following a hotly fought semi-final, Gordon Ramsey sailed through on points to grab the second place in the FA Final on Saturday.
THE DISASSOCIATED PRESS - Zimbabwe remains in a state of democratic limbo, as the runoff which was supposed to end a more than month long impasse in the general elections may be canceled.
PROVO, UTAH - A filthy rich couple here showed their love for those in need after donating an old can of pickled beets to the local "Feed the Needy" food drive.
BEIJING: The massive earthquake that killed thousands this week was generated by underground detonation of top-secret depopulation weaponry by the People's Republic of China, sources indicate.
Los Angeles underground vigilante mob 'The A-Team' have fought back against the critics who have panned their decision to outsource portions of their workload to third-parties.
Yesterday, as I walked along a busy London street, a gay sight met my eyes. Harry Potter actor, Rupert Grint and his Royal Highness Prince Harry, hand in hand skipping down the road.
In a freak accident some are calling too much of a coincidence, both Harry Potter actors Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter himself) and Emma Watson (clever clogs side kick) have been badly injured.
Ten walruses in Parliament have been fitted with satellite tags in a new bid to confirm whether the blubbery beasts ever actually show up for work in their respective houses of parliament.
Karen Matthews, who neglected her 9-year-old daughter Shannon so viciously, the schoolgirl hid in the base of her stepfather's uncle's bed, is to be the first defendant in British legal history to stand trial by Trial...
Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere has joined the ranks of the Hollywood elite by launching her own online sex video co-starring Angelina Jolie. Demand for the video has been so high the internet crashed at around 10pm last night and boffins have been...
An earthquake measuring 7.8 on the Richter Scale has devastated an area of China and 'totally' demolished the stadium specially built to stage the Olympic Games which start in Beijing in August.
It has been revealed today that one of Britain's favourite and best-loved dysfunctional rock stars, John "Ozzy" Osborne, is to receive a KBE in this year's Birthday Honours list for his services to incredulity.
Saltzburg, Austria - Elvis has left the dungeon! In a search of dungeon-master Josef Fritzl's holiday house in the Austrian city of Saltzburg, police have found rock and roll king Elvis Aaron Presley, pale but apparently well.
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