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Funny story: Tom Brady's Baby Named Benjamin , Not Tiger

Tom Brady's Baby Named Benjamin , Not Tiger

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen baby boy that has been keeping them awake at night has a name: Benjamin. The news came out after some speculated that it might be "Tiger" but that has been proven untru...

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Funny story: Rachel Uchitel: 'Size Does Matter!'

Rachel Uchitel: 'Size Does Matter!'

Heddinghausen, Germany - Rachel Uchitel, in an exclusive interview, let it be known that size does matter. 'If a woman says that size doesn't matter, her boyfriend or husband has a teeny weenie. Size is very important', she said when asked about h...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Tiger shagging gets her red card for royal Christmas

Kate Middleton's Tiger shagging gets her red card for royal Christmas

Sandringham, Norfuk - (Bonkers): Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton's been banned from the annual shindig. A last minute deal with UK tabloids shred the Tiger shagging photos taken at a Gleneagles cathouse earlier this year. In return the m...

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Funny story: Blackjack winnings fuelled Tiger's Russian Roulette nuptial punt

Blackjack winnings fuelled Tiger's Russian Roulette nuptial punt

Las Vegas - (Rien Ne Va Plus): "Taking the shirt off a casino's back? That's Tiger's idea of a game of strip poker," cocktrail (sic) waitress Jamie Jungers said today. And massive Vegas card game winnings financed his philandering rampage while ke...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Golf Clubs Launched

Elin Nordegren Golf Clubs Launched

After signing on Elin Nordegren as their spokesperson, plans have been announced by Pooma to launch the Elin Nordegren Golf Clubs for Women. "I'm really excited about this new line of clubs," Elin said. "Not only will you be able to play a great g...

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Funny story: Boxer Briefs Company Signs Tiger Woods To A Long Contract (No Pun Intended)

Boxer Briefs Company Signs Tiger Woods To A Long Contract (No Pun Intended)

LONG BEACH, California - The Up For The Count Boxer Briefs Company based in Long Beach, has just signed Tiger Woods to a nice long contract. Company spokesperson Archer "Shorts" Wickenbird said that lately Mr. Woods advertising sponsors have been...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods GAINS A New Sponsor

Tiger Woods GAINS A New Sponsor

In a month that has been a torturous one for the world's greatest golfer, some good news at last. A new sponsorship deal could net Woods the tidy sum of $20million over a two year contracted period. Sexy Muthafucka Crotch Enhancers (SMCE) are a w...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Claims A Mulligan!

Tiger Woods Claims A Mulligan!

Before the next story hits the news, Elin Nordegren is coming back to Tiger Woods with the kids and he will be back in his Florida estate and getting ready for the first PGA tournament in 2010! What happened? Tiger called the first Mulligan in his...

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Funny story: New Gal Pals Elin & Jessica Caught Shopping for Sex Toys: Tiger & Tony 'Redundant?'

New Gal Pals Elin & Jessica Caught Shopping for Sex Toys: Tiger & Tony 'Redundant?'

New Gal Pals Elin Woods and Jessica Simpson were caught unabashedly shopping for a variety of sex toys in a high end Rodeo Drive Adult Store just 6 days before Christmas, apparently insuring that Santa will come early for the blonde bombshells. T...

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Funny story: 'Avatar' movie stills show Tiger shagging blue alien

'Avatar' movie stills show Tiger shagging blue alien

In a blow to the box-office blockbuster movie 'Avatar', computer hackers have discovered individual X-rated 'frames' showing golf billionaire Tiger Woods engaging in a variety of sex acts with a blue alien. As a result, the R-rated movie might be...

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Funny story: Theresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile

Theresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile

'Tiger babe' Theresa Rogers has been forced to drop her claim against Tiger Woods for support of her child, which she believed Tiger to have fathered. Tiger, it turns out, is infertile and could not have made her pregnant. Senior Spoof Writer Abel...

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Funny story: The REAL Reason Tiger Woods Only Banged White Chicks

The REAL Reason Tiger Woods Only Banged White Chicks

The story of the year will no doubt be the one that's been in the news every day in the last few months - Tiger Woods. We all know that he first banged a pole with a black car, then banged many white chicks (no Poles) with his black dick. But why the fascination with white laydeez? What's wrong with a bit of flava from a sista? Why no go with chick from Me-hee-co? Why no cavity invasion w...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Wins Player of the Year

Tiger Woods Wins Player of the Year

Miami Beach, FL - Tiger Woods won the Player of the Year Award today from the prestigious Playboys Of America Club. 'If anyone ever deserved the damn thing, he does. Man, he had some fine babes wrapped around his little [censored]' stated Barney...

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Funny story: Tiger's infertility enrages Uchitel

Tiger's infertility enrages Uchitel

In a secret interview, Rachel Uchitel, the #1 mistress in the lineup of 'Tiger Babes', has confessed that she is angry with Tiger. 'We worked so hard to have a love child', Rachel said. 'Learning that he has been shooting blanks the whole time is...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods' nudie calendar sets Christmas sales record

Tiger Woods' nudie calendar sets Christmas sales record

Following the announcement that the 'Tiger Babes' were releasing a calendar featuring twelve of them for the year 2010, Tiger Woods released his own calendar. Woods, the world's first golfer to achieve more than one billion dollars in career earni...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Retire From Golf So He Can Concentrate On Women

Tiger Woods To Retire From Golf So He Can Concentrate On Women

New York, NY - Tiger Woods has released a statement that he will be retiring from golf so that he can concentrate on accommodating his more than willing fan base of women or find time to "...pull more chicks." In acknowledging that his marriage is...

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Funny story: Controversy erupts over Nordegren children - plumber, mailman claim paternity

Controversy erupts over Nordegren children - plumber, mailman claim paternity

After Elin Nordegren's tearful confession that Tiger Woods is not the father of her children, and identified 'the pool boy' as their father, two other men stepped forward to claim paternity. Nordegren married Woods in 2004, and later gave birth to...

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