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Funny story: Dating App Allows Users to Skip the Talking

Dating App Allows Users to Skip the Talking

Well-known mobile dating application Tinder has slowly begun to loose its users interest. Considered a progressive way to "break the ice", the app quickly sparked interest amongst fourteen to forty-seven year olds, and had 35,000,000 pictures rated...

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Funny story: University Graduates First Class of Adult Entertainers

University Graduates First Class of Adult Entertainers

PROVIDENCE, RI - "If you do something you love, you will never work another day in your life." Said sexual education professor Nikki Nova in her new office at Brown University. A former professional entertainer herself, Nova realized that many more...

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Funny story: Study Shows "Leaning In" Not As Effective As "Leaning Over"

Study Shows "Leaning In" Not As Effective As "Leaning Over"

MIAMI- March 30, 2013- A ground-breaking new study from the "Centre for Gender InEquality" has found that women advance most dramatically in the workplace when "Leaning Over" rather than "Leaning In". "Leaning In", a concept recently endorsed by...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Vagina Murdered, She Employs The Cloak of Invisability in Time Square

Amanda Bynes Vagina Murdered, She Employs The Cloak of Invisability in Time Square

Apparently Drake took Amanda Byne up on her offer to murder her vagina. People have come to this conclusion because Amanda was spotted in Times Square and it looks like Drake must have really worked her over because she covered her head up with a...

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Funny story: America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.

America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.

Television networks chain up the doors, Restaurants fail, photographers go on unemployment, body shops go out of business. Jewelry stays on shelves. A entire industry fails. What could possibly be behind all this chaos? Lindsay Lohan.

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Funny story: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes

Everyone knows the Kardashian sisters are close but they have gone from the ridicules to the sublime in their show, "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami". In a recent show Khloe told Kim and Kourtney that if they drank pineapple juice it would make their...

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Funny story: Delaware Now Requires Condoms To Be Worn At All Times

Delaware Now Requires Condoms To Be Worn At All Times

DOVER, Delaware - The East Coast state of Delaware has just passed a bill that will require all males between the ages of 18 and 48 to wear condoms at all times. According to state spokesperson Pandora P. Hissyheimer, 61, the bill was passed due t...

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Funny story: Health Alert, "Lawyerish Settlementitus", Infects People Across America.

Health Alert, "Lawyerish Settlementitus", Infects People Across America.

A new malady has been sweeping across America. It seems that when ever someone in America is involved in any kind of accident, they develop a wide range of health problems. The American Health Society became aware of this rash of complaints when o...

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Funny story: Arkansas To Limit Marital Sex To Three Times Per Month

Arkansas To Limit Marital Sex To Three Times Per Month

LITTLE ROCK - A spokesperson for Arkansas Governor Mike Beebe, has just informed the news media about a new Governor's Directive that will go into effect on Monday, March 25, 2013, at 12:01 a.m. The GD clearly states that from that date forward, m...

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Funny story: The Super Bowl Committee Has Banned The Jenny McCarthy Commercial For Paul Bunyan Condoms

The Super Bowl Committee Has Banned The Jenny McCarthy Commercial For Paul Bunyan Condoms

NEW YORK CITY - Hollywood celebrity Jenny McCarthy is reportedly fit to be tied after hearing that her 30 second Super Bowl commercial has been dropped from the list of Super Bowl advertisements. According to Clarice Belle Terracutler, an assistan...

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Funny story: Republicans Announce 'Women's Safety Act of 2013'

Republicans Announce 'Women's Safety Act of 2013'

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) Speaker of the House John Boehner,(R-Hooterville) addressed thousands of chilled but thrilled supporters of abortion prohibition who had gathered along the Mall in frigid weather to attend the annual "March for Life" protest Fri...

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Funny story: Asian Cup nymphomaniac mice competition

Asian Cup nymphomaniac mice competition

Singapore Expo will be home to the world's best and top breeds of nymphomaniac mice this weekend. The Japanese ornamental mice industry has a worldwide following of passionate enthusiasts, hobbyists and those in this business. These female mi...

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Funny story: Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome

Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome

A married couple from Little Divot are the talk of the village after a dispute left neighbours reaching for their earplugs. Clive and Barbara Peddle, both 45, are well known in the village for their domestic disputes, but locals reckon this is the...

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Funny story: Harvard approves sex club

Harvard approves sex club

Harvard has approved a kinky sex club called the Harvard Munch. The club will be open to both men and women which has caused a bit of a stir. Previously the official sex clubs were men only. The club is based around the Fifty Shades books and tha...

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Funny story: Government proposal to tax orgasms

Government proposal to tax orgasms

The Government have, this morning, unveiled plans to raise billions of pounds to support the fragile economy. It was widely expected that they were to introduce an increase in VAT, but in a shock, and massively controversial, move, Government spokesp...

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Funny story: Meat eaters lie, are sex mad and need prostitutes!

Meat eaters lie, are sex mad and need prostitutes!

Indian vegetarians have discovered that since McDonalds opened a chain of veggy restaurants in the country sex crimes have been reduced by 25% and men lying to their wives has radically been reduced by 50%! Non-consumption of meat products tends t...

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Funny story: Slob Cat Still Gets Laid More Than Owner

Slob Cat Still Gets Laid More Than Owner

Despite being fat, ugly, lazy, suffering from a flatulence problem, having bad fish breath as well as fleas, 5 year old cat Sebastian still gets laid more than his owner, a relatively good looking, slim, hard working young man with no foul breath pr...

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