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Funny story: What job should I take?

What job should I take?

I live in Scotland, but want a job in London. What job should I get?...

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Funny story: McWolf at the door

McWolf at the door

Wolves have been reintroduced to the Scottish Highlands for the first time in over 150 years. The plan is intended to combat the unprecedented growth in the deer population, which has soared to over 300,000 in recent years. For centu...

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Funny story: Scots Porridge Mine Disaster

Scots Porridge Mine Disaster

Perthshire- It was just after 3.00pm yesterday afternoon, in the small Scottish mining town of Glenalkie, that news first started to filter out of the local porridge works that there had been a massive cave in 2500ft beneath the the main pit head of...

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Funny story: Lord Lucan found in Highlands

Lord Lucan found in Highlands

Lord Lucan has been found alive and well and living at a Nature Park in Scotland. This time as a red squirrel.

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson, "I've been living a lie."

Alex Ferguson, "I've been living a lie."

Manchester United's ruddy faced supremo, Sir Alex Ferguson today stunned journalists at United's famous Carrington training ground, by declaring to waiting reporters that he had a major announcement to make regarding his well documented Scott...

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Funny story: Another Sighting Of Bradley Walsh North Of The Border

Another Sighting Of Bradley Walsh North Of The Border

Pint-sized cock-en-ee funny man, Bradley Walsh, has been spotted again this time in Glasgow. And if the reports are confirmed then this will be the third time inside two months that the diminutive gagster will have appeared in public.

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Funny story: Scotland celebrates 200 years of being part of England

Scotland celebrates 200 years of being part of England

Edinburgh - Preparations were being made at Edinburgh castle today for a celebration of the 200th anniversary of Scotland becoming part of England in what is misleadingly referred to as the act of Union.

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Funny story: Scotch Gene Identified: A Brave New World Beckons.

Scotch Gene Identified: A Brave New World Beckons.

The Scotch could face extinction by the year 2500 as English boffins identify the gene responsible for ginger hair, buck teeth, tightness, transvestism and whinging.

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Funny story: Salmond In Swipe At Big Two Saturday Shows

Salmond In Swipe At Big Two Saturday Shows

Firebrand north of the border politician and leader of the SNP, Alex Salmond, has caused uproar in media circles by claiming that Saturday night prime-time TV in the UK is blatantly riddled with institutional anti-Scottishism.

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Funny story: See You Jimmy

See You Jimmy

Recognition at last for one of Scotland's unsung heroes as news emerges today that the city Edinburgh is going to re-name its Airport in honour of one of their own.

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Funny story: You Take The High Road

You Take The High Road

Angus McCoatup, Scottish love-rat and star of Scotland's top home-grown soap, The Bonny Blooming Heather, is in a right state today after being photographed in the company of a leggy blond in London's trendy Soho last night.

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Funny story: Follow That Camel

Follow That Camel

An astonishing claim is being made this morning by Aberdeen butcher, Bill Banger. He tells the Spoof that he believes the sawdust that's sprinkled on his shop floor is possessed by the spirit of Lawrence of Arabia.

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Funny story: Come Fly Away

Come Fly Away

Landing at Heathrow, special fast track through immigration, whiz bang, dirty looks from waiting travelers in immigration hall, probably there since last year; splendid British Rail to Scotland; trudging the moors hunting with a falcon on a glove, ca...

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Funny story: Queen sails into the sunset on new royal yacht

Queen sails into the sunset on new royal yacht

Islay, Scotland - (Associated Mess): The House of Mountbatten turned up en masse yesterday for the start of a seven day cruise around the Western Isles billed as the grand finale of the 80th birthday celebrations of Elizabeth, eldest daughter of Kin...

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Funny story: New living memorial to Hellfire Club's Queen Mother

New living memorial to Hellfire Club's Queen Mother

Edingburgh, Scotland - (Associated Mess): The Euro-Septic Tories' top actress paid to impersonate Queen Elizabeth II this afternoon opened a new living nightmare to the Hellfire Club's greatest diva the Queen Mother after installing two of...

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Funny story: Scottish rubbish dump piano mystery Liberace poser

Scottish rubbish dump piano mystery Liberace poser

Ben Nevis, Scotland; Thursday 18 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A piano graveyard has been found inside a stone cairn in Scotland's premier rubbish dump, also known as Ben Nevis mountain, leading to speculation that it may be Liberace's mis...

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Funny story: Bird Dies from Bird Flu Shock

Bird Dies from Bird Flu Shock

Government health officials are on Red Alert following reports that a bird has died from bird flu. The Bird, a swan living in a loch in Scotland, became ill and then died. Friends of the swan are still in shock but issued the following statem...

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