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Funny story: Astronauts Fix ISS' antenna just in time for "Ugly Betty"

Astronauts Fix ISS' antenna just in time for "Ugly Betty"

Astronauts Tyurin and Lopez-Alegria High-fived each other during the completion of Fixing the International Space Station's jammed antenna today.

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Funny story: Enjoy Your Trip? More To Pavements Than meets The Eye Says Icke

Enjoy Your Trip? More To Pavements Than meets The Eye Says Icke

The pavements that we walk on are evil pan-dimensional beings from another world; according to barmpot David Icke that is.

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Funny story: Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.

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Funny story: There Really IS A Difference Between Races, Experts Say!

There Really IS A Difference Between Races, Experts Say!

Scientists, psychologists, geneticists, and top experts may have figured out one reason why blacks and whites think differently! The culprit is a tiny congregation of tissue located just below the hypothalamus, which scientists call the entipistiyol.

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Funny story: Is there Anybody Out There?

Is there Anybody Out There?

Evidence has finally been found that we are not alone. That's right! For in addition to Homer Simpsons there are other intelligent life-forms out there.

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Funny story: Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper

Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper

Washington DC - Two-thousand homeless people - men, women and children - clamored in front of the White House today to express their excitement for the funding the US government has given to NASA to equip their upcoming satellites with a new moon roc...

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Funny story: Breakthrough in Gene Recreation

Breakthrough in Gene Recreation

Dr. Rupert J. Boredwell once said "Let's make a superhuman." The next day he was found shot dead and his apartment was empty. His successor Dr. I.M Gaye (I seem to be writing about him alot), took over his project soon made a breakthrou...

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Funny story: Scientist Travels Country To Spread News Of Global Warming - Freezes Ass Off In Rock Springs, Wyoming

Scientist Travels Country To Spread News Of Global Warming - Freezes Ass Off In Rock Springs, Wyoming

Rock Springs - Scientist, Fred Hurns, head of the Science Department at Washington State, had planned a three month tour of the country to help spread proof that the planet is suffering global warming. His tour was cut short, however, after freezing...

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Funny story: Scientist Discovers That Whenever Someone Says "Anyhoo" a Demon Gets Its Wings

Scientist Discovers That Whenever Someone Says "Anyhoo" a Demon Gets Its Wings

Malibu, California - In a dramatic press conference held today at a Sleep Inn just off the Pacific Coast Highway, it was revealed by Trip Diamond, renowned metaphysical scientist to the stars, that whenever someone substitutes the word "anyhoo&...

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Funny story: Scientists Working on Cure

Scientists Working on Cure

Scientist I.M Gaye (Ira Manchester Gaye) is the head of the Department developing a cure for the incredibly gay Boy Band Syndrome disease.

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Funny story: Science Fact: Living is Bad for Health

Science Fact: Living is Bad for Health

Scientists at Camford University have discovered irrefutable evidence that 'to live', that is the state of 'being alive' could in fact be bad for you. Extensive research on a whole multitude of volunteers of all ages and from all back...

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Funny story: Shoes, Hat...Unmentionables - The New Tattletale!

Shoes, Hat...Unmentionables - The New Tattletale!

According to respected Japanese scientists, I.M.Watchinu, the Global Positioning System (GPS) technology now found in phones and watches is "flawed". The problem being, in Watchinu's mind, is that mobile phones and watches can be easily left at home...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Area of the Brain Responsible for Discovering Areas of the Brain

Scientists Discover Area of the Brain Responsible for Discovering Areas of the Brain

In an amazing feat of recursive neurophysiology, scientists have found the specific area of the brain used by humans to determine what specific areas of the brain are used for.

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Funny story: New Syndrome Diagnosed Explains A Lot

New Syndrome Diagnosed Explains A Lot

A man from Peterborough has today been the first to be diagnosed with 'Total Arse Syndrome' (TAS).

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Funny story: Scientists Develop Unlimited Energy

Scientists Develop Unlimited Energy

Scientists in Czechoslovakia have found a way to solve the world energy problem - the "Heetch-Rense Intensifier". Working on the same principles as a household cigar, the Intensifier converts energy from everyday objects - such as a cenotap...

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Funny story: Wonder Drug Combats Instant Vaporisation

Wonder Drug Combats Instant Vaporisation

SCIENCE DESK - Dr. Stanford Greying-Templeton. Experts have warned that as the earth chokes in deadly greenhouse gasses, and hurtles to a painful death at the mercy of the sun, the days will get longer, and the night...

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Funny story: Cure For The Common Cold Found In Sweden

Cure For The Common Cold Found In Sweden

A group of Swedish boffins from Sweden in Holland claim to have perfected the cure to the common cold and if it's substantiated then the sky's the limit in money terms, with pharmaceutical giants from around the world sure to be beating a pat...

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