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Funny story: Palin: "Where is everybody?!"

Palin: "Where is everybody?!"

In a Palin rally planned today for Tucson, Arizona, Sarah Palin strode onto the stage and looked out at an empty parking lot. The only reporter at the event was a seventeen-year-old intern from Fox News. "Where is everybody?," shouted Palin.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin, GOP, NRA Refute Crosshair-Assassination Connection

Sarah Palin, GOP, NRA Refute Crosshair-Assassination Connection

Sarah Palin, the GOP, and the National Rifle Association fired back at those drawing any connection between the recent Arizona shooting rampage and her use of gun crosshairs on a map targeting U.S. Representatives up for re-election. A new postin...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: "Journalists and Pundits Told Me To Say 'Blood Libel', I Actually Like The Heebs.

Sarah Palin: "Journalists and Pundits Told Me To Say 'Blood Libel', I Actually Like The Heebs.

Alaskan politotard Sarah Palin is backing away from her reference to 'blood-libel', which she used to discuss how the backlash from Gunsight-Gate is actually the fault of journalists and pundits. Because... ...she thought it was label, and not libel...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Proved She Could Be Like Reagan

Sarah Palin Proved She Could Be Like Reagan

Washington - Sarah Palin proved that she could be like Ronald Reagan and read hard words off a teleprompter. "I worked really hard at reading, and reading big words. I finally can libel and biased. It wasn't easy, but with the American spirit, I...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin To Journalists: Those Crosshairs Are Your Fault, Somehow

Sarah Palin To Journalists: Those Crosshairs Are Your Fault, Somehow

Republicanesque turboretard Sarah Palin has figured out a way out from under the weight of Gunsight-Gate, and it only took her four days to come up with it: It's all your fault, journalists. Via a video posted on the fansite LickLeBronsThicknes...

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Funny story: Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin Has Been Told To Go To Russia And Lay Low Until This "CrosshairsGate" Controversy Dies Down

Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin Has Been Told To Go To Russia And Lay Low Until This "CrosshairsGate" Controversy Dies Down

WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska, and the mama of the third best non-professional dancer in the entire United States, Bristol "The Pistol" Palin, has been told by no less than 172 members of The Tea Baggers Party to skedaddle out of th...

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Funny story: Python Michael Palin changes his name to distance himself from Sarah Palin

Python Michael Palin changes his name to distance himself from Sarah Palin

The attempt on Democratic Congresswoman Gabby Giffords life has been the final straw for Python Michael Palin who told reporters that he is changing his name to distance himself from Sarah Palin. "I'm changing me name to Gary", he said. "I've...

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Funny story: Three Stooges Make Rare Appearance after Tucson Shooting

Three Stooges Make Rare Appearance after Tucson Shooting

The definition of a stooge, according to Merriam-Webster is: (1) one who plays a subordinate or compliant role to a principal; (2) puppet. They may not be the original Larry, Moe and Curly, or even Shemp in this sense, but they are Stooges all the...

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Funny story: Palin Explains Mix-up in Map Displayed on SarahPAC Website

Palin Explains Mix-up in Map Displayed on SarahPAC Website

"Oh gosh, when I woke up Sunday morning, I was just horrified to see my US map with the gun sites directed at US states and names of lawmakers printed below," claimed a somewhat contrite Sarah Palin in attempting to explain the offending map posted o...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Looking For Gold In All The 'Right' Places

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Looking For Gold In All The 'Right' Places

WASILLA, Alaska - The finale of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska started off like all of the previous shows with the fantastic theme song "Follow Me There" which was written and performed by a band called Third Day. The theme song really captures the f...

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Funny story: The Palin Gravy Train May be Grinding to a Halt

The Palin Gravy Train May be Grinding to a Halt

Not even 24 hours after the shooting of Gabrielle Giffords and her supporters at a Saturday event, The Learning Channel (TLC) announced that the show Sarah Palin's Alaska would not be renewed for another year. Although it seems the decision not to...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Is Pre-Empted In Order To Show The Special "Bristol Palin Takes You On A Tour Of Her New Arizona Home"

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Is Pre-Empted In Order To Show The Special "Bristol Palin Takes You On A Tour Of Her New Arizona Home"

HOLLYWOOD - The executives of the TLC Network have decided to pre-empt the season finale of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska in order to bring the American viewing public a special starring Sarah Palin's oldest daughter Bristol. Bristol who took third...

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Funny story: "Anna Chapman's Siberia" New 8 Part Series to be Picked up by CNBC to Counter Palin's TV Success!

"Anna Chapman's Siberia" New 8 Part Series to be Picked up by CNBC to Counter Palin's TV Success!

Reacting to it's diminished message of 'social change & redistribution of wealth', struggling TV network CNBC has picked up a new 8 part series staring the red headed defrocked Russian spy, Anna Chapman! Titled "Anna Chapman's Siberia" the tr...

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Funny story: New Show to Compete with Sarah Palin's Alaska: Christine O'Donnell's Delaware

New Show to Compete with Sarah Palin's Alaska: Christine O'Donnell's Delaware

Somware, Delaware - You've barfed your way through episodes of Sarah Palin's Alaska, keep the barf bag and perhaps a shotgun handy for Christine O' Donnell's Delaware. While Sarah Palin's show is somewhat rescued by the fact her family lives in one t...

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Funny story: Wikisquirts Release: The remake of Thelma and Louise, with Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin starring!

Wikisquirts Release: The remake of Thelma and Louise, with Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin starring!

Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau Chief, Rolly Patampkin, is now reporting that a remake of the dude hating, blatantly lesbian, sassy bitch movie Thelma and Louise has got the green light to begin production in February 2011. Word around local do...

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Funny story: Wikileaks Document Purports To Show That Sarah Palin Was Actually Born In Russia

Wikileaks Document Purports To Show That Sarah Palin Was Actually Born In Russia

CHICAGO - Wikileaks has just released a blockbuster document which appears to show a copy of Sarah Palin's actual birth certificate. The document, which is listed as Classified BC-00329, has a photo attached to it. The photo shows that it is a cop...

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Funny story: Peter Serafinowicz Twitter Joke causes Injury to Reputation and Readers

Peter Serafinowicz Twitter Joke causes Injury to Reputation and Readers

The reputation of famed impressionist and comedian Peter Serafinowicz lay in tatters last night as a joke which he made on Twitter, was announced as having caused 73 people to slip into comas. Since the remark made on his twitter site, he has also...

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