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Funny story: Bitch Smacked Up By Gunner Queen

Bitch Smacked Up By Gunner Queen

It is a well known fact that Prince William is an Aston Villa supporter, Charles Prefers netball to Football and Harry likes the odd game of Ker-plunk but did anybody know that her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is a Gunner apparently taking after Queen...

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Funny story: Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Prince William, recently dumped by decidedly ordinary Kate Middleclass, is to try his luck with someone a few steps down the social ladder - and the evolutionary scale! - ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother slug...

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Funny story: Prince William Report Angers Palace

Prince William Report Angers Palace

A leaked report from Buckingham Palace has revealed that Princes Harry and William both have a mental age of the average nine year old.

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Funny story: Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

"She may have been a looker, but her name wasn't long enough."...

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Funny story: No More Fun At The Palace For Kate Middleton's Pussy

No More Fun At The Palace For Kate Middleton's Pussy

The people of Britain have woken up today to news so devastating that it could signal the end of these great Islands for ever.

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Funny story: Prince William/Kate Middleton Divorce Latest

Prince William/Kate Middleton Divorce Latest

There was a new development in the Prince William/Kate Middleton divorce row today, when it emerged that the intended Princess had been seeing another man. Whooaaaa...

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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Pack Each Other In

Prince William And Kate Middleton Pack Each Other In

Kate Middleton, the girlfriend of Prince William, is, this morning, no longer the girlfriend of Prince William. The pair have packed each other in.

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Funny story: Royal Engagements Diarrhoea: National Youth Molesting Orchestras of Scotland visit tops the bill

Royal Engagements Diarrhoea: National Youth Molesting Orchestras of Scotland visit tops the bill

Buckingham Palace - (Rotters): In a busy week for the Hellfire Club House of Windsor, the Earl of Wessex's Wednesday visit to the The National Youth Molesting Orchestras of Scotland tops the bill:...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Speaks Out On Bullying

Prince Philip Speaks Out On Bullying

As the Government outlined new proposals to combat bullying in schools, one headmaster of a prestigious Grammar School in Scotland stood alone in defending, what he called, "the noble art".

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Funny story: Queen and Osama

Queen and Osama

Worried staff found the Queen in bed with Osama Bin Laden this morning. While serving her morning Earl Grey, Her Majesty was heard to tell Bin Laden in between moans "No wonder you are the most wanted man in the world"...

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Funny story: Joy Renee Cote Kissed Britney Spears 6-17-2006

Joy Renee Cote Kissed Britney Spears 6-17-2006

LOONTOWN, UNITED KINGDUMB-(ROTTERS) The Royal family has been bombarded from the bowels of the Twilight Zone these last few weeks and the target, Young Prince William.

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Funny story: Royal Prince Shuns Danger Role

Royal Prince Shuns Danger Role

Prince Edward has shocked Royal watchers today by insisting that, whenever he has Royal duties to perform, then he is sent to the place concerned to do just that, rather than diplomatically left at a desk in "safe" Buckingham Palace.

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Funny story: Diana Interview Was "Doctored" - Claim

Diana Interview Was "Doctored" - Claim

The interview Princess Diana gave to Martin Bashir in 1995, was "grossly edited", it has been claimed.

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Funny story: Comet McNaught portends royal disaster

Comet McNaught portends royal disaster

London - (Riotous): As it blazes a trail across the London early evening sky Comet McNaught is playing havoc with the hordes of millennium soothsayers, seers and interpreters of the splayed regal intestines who predicted Hellfire Club glory in 2007 w...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Transformed Radically By Sojourn in French Mental Hospital

Prince Charles Transformed Radically By Sojourn in French Mental Hospital

LONDON - Prince Charles underwent a dramatic mental and physical transformation during a month at a sanatorium in Arles, France, Buckingham Palace announced today.

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Facing Axe Flouts Planning Regulations

Buckingham Palace Facing Axe Flouts Planning Regulations

Officials in the City Of Westminster Planning Dept have shocked the Queen by sending her a letter stating that Buckingham Palace hasn't been built in compliance with the correct planning regulations and that it will have to be razed to the ground...

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Funny story: Nazi royal pic backed for Turner Prize

Nazi royal pic backed for Turner Prize

London - (Ass Mess): An early nomination for the 2007 Turner Prize shows the House of Von Battenburg in traditional ceremonial costume with Harry dressed in Nazi uniform and Diana depicted as the Saviour Jesus.

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