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Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Film Mr. and Mrs. Billy The Kid on Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Film Mr. and Mrs. Billy The Kid on Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

LAREDO, Texas - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company in association with Chula Vista Pictures has just announced that their western The True Untold Story of Mr. And Mrs. Billy The Kid will be filmed on location on Robert Pattinson's El Rancho De La...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Biffy the Vampire Slayer

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Biffy the Vampire Slayer

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have today admitted that they are big fans of Scottish Rock Band, Biffy Clyro and there is a good chance that the band will be featured on the next Twilight track. Twilight author Stephanie Meyer has used the mu...

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Funny story: Pattinson told to "Bulk Up" for Breaking Dawn

Pattinson told to "Bulk Up" for Breaking Dawn

Robert Pattinson currently filming the Movie, Bel Ami, in London, has been told to "bulk up" for the latest Twilight Movie Breaking Dawn. Despite the fact that Pattinson is reported to be a big eater he is as skinny as a walking Pipe Cleaner. Whil...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart send message at Twilight to Dawn

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart send message at Twilight to Dawn

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart sent a message at Twilight to Dawn, that is Dawn French the very big woman who is married to comedian Lenny Henry. Pattinson and Stewart expressed how sorry they are to hear of the split after 25 years of marria...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Cheer From The Stands As Messi Puts Four Past Arsenal

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Cheer From The Stands As Messi Puts Four Past Arsenal

It remains unclear how it happened, but what we do know is that Twilight sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were cheering from the stands last night as Lionel Messi put four goals past Arsenal. A young woman seated close to the glamo...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart say It started with a kiss

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart say It started with a kiss

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart say "It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this". After a kiss while making the Movie Twilight,then the phenomenal success of the Movie,Pattinson & Stewart are just about the hottest prop...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson asks was Jesus a Vampire

Robert Pattinson asks was Jesus a Vampire

Robert Pattinson claims there is evidence that Jesus Christ, might have been a vampire,as only vampires can rise from the dead. In vampire Movies, vampires are frightened of daylight, which Robert thinks is something to do with the fact that Jesus...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Gaga Among World's Most Influential People

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Gaga Among World's Most Influential People

Thyme Magazine this week named Twilight sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, along with pop/fashion icon Lady Gaga, among the World's Most Influential People. Which is comforting to know. Global celebrations erupted as campaigners...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson engaged for 'The Flintstones: Viva la Transylvania'!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson engaged for 'The Flintstones: Viva la Transylvania'!

The Twilight lovers announced today their Easter plan to cement what is certain to be a six month marriage as well as Hollywood type casting. Not only did they embrace matrimony they formed a joint production company, 'Yabba Dabba doo doo films' and...

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Funny story: Chocolate Robert Pattinson 'all fudge inside'

Chocolate Robert Pattinson 'all fudge inside'

London - (Fruit & Nuts): A Robert Pattinson chocolate bust weighing 18 kilos is filled with fudgey goo according food sculpture sources. Prudence Staite's 39lb choccy tribute to the Twilight star was originally fashioned like a giant Easter e...

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Funny story: David Beckham, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Feature In New Movie - Bend It Like Ricky Martin

David Beckham, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Feature In New Movie - Bend It Like Ricky Martin

Soccer star David Beckham is to take time out from trying for another baby with Posh Spice, in order to join forces with leading cast members of the Twilight movie franchise in a new film about a gay footballer's girlfriend who becomes a dead-ball sp...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Shares a "Slapping of the Ham" Anecdote

Robert Pattinson Shares a "Slapping of the Ham" Anecdote

Hollywood Heartthrob, Robert Pattinson, opened up recently about a very intimate experience he had with HIMSELF! After achieving world-wide fame, Pattinson has had a hard time coming to grips with his new found popularity and -let's not forget- th...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight, while lots of other couples have been known to meet at twilight. They both put lots of messages on twitter every evening at twilight and for hours they both post tweet after tweet. Pattins...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Appeal For Fans To Stop Reading Bogus Internet Stories

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Appeal For Fans To Stop Reading Bogus Internet Stories

Robert Pattinson and sweetheart Kristen Stewart today issued an impassioned appeal to their fans to stop logging on to and reading the utter shite which is published all over the net about them. Speaking for the couple, Chester, a kids' TV show pu...

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Funny story: Twilight New Moon Special Edition DVD Will Have 2 Hours Of Actors Talk

Twilight New Moon Special Edition DVD Will Have 2 Hours Of Actors Talk

A special edition of the first Twilight New Moon is scheduled to be released later in the Spring that will have practically all of the actors from the movie in great interviews. "The actors get tired of seeing all the crazy things on the web and i...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart argue as Pattinson retires from Acting

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart argue as Pattinson retires from Acting

Robert Pattinson has sensationally announced today that he is retiring from acting as he is fed up with the attention fame has brought him since he appeared in the Movie Twilight. Pattinson said today "I would rather go out and get pissed, I am no...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Jesse James, and Ricky Martin To Star Int "The Three Musketeers - A Gay Blade and Two Straight Ones"

Robert Pattinson, Jesse James, and Ricky Martin To Star Int "The Three Musketeers - A Gay Blade and Two Straight Ones"

HOLLYWOOD - Lionsdoor Pictures in association with Cripple Creek Pictures has announced that Robert Pattinson, Jesse James, and Ricky Martin have been signed to appear in the Monteverdi Brothers production of The Three Musketeers - A Gay Blade and Tw...

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