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Funny story: Human life begins in the scrotum: Santorum

Human life begins in the scrotum: Santorum

The possibility of arriving at the Republican Convention without a clear-cut leader has become more of a probability since Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney have begun engaging in a pissing contest as to who is more conservative than the other. In rea...

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Funny story: Another View of the 2012 US Presidential Candidates

Another View of the 2012 US Presidential Candidates

Hog Jaw AR: MSNBC News correspondent Pat Buchanan's employment with the network was terminated while he was on assignment in Arkansas. Pat was interviewing 102 year old Rufus Sharpton about the 2012 presidential candidates. Rufus was born here in...

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Funny story: Republicans to Pass Sex Tax - Mandate Weekly Sex Testing For Women Only

Republicans to Pass Sex Tax - Mandate Weekly Sex Testing For Women Only

WASHINGTON DC (AP) Late yesterday, Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Hooterville) announced stiff new legislation that would enact a national sex tax by "sex testing" all women every week. The Congressman explained that women would be require...

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Funny story: Republicans to Outlaw Birth Control for Single Women

Republicans to Outlaw Birth Control for Single Women

WASHINGTON, D.C. (UPI) Following the recent congressional hearings on the inclusion of birth control pills under health insurance prescription coverage, republican committee members co-sponsored new legislation to address what they called the "religi...

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Funny story: Birth Certificate Reveals Rick Santorum To Be The Son of God

Birth Certificate Reveals Rick Santorum To Be The Son of God

Washington, DC -- Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has declared his campaign to be "The Second Coming," after learning that his birth certificate identifies him as the Son of God. "I thought I might be related to Superman," Santorum...

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Funny story: Sanatorium "Return to Family Values"

Sanatorium "Return to Family Values"

Risk Sanatorium, trying to be the strong conservative in the GOP Primary sweepstakes, picked up on the announcement from the Pentagon that more women in US armed forces will be serving in the front line. "Oh no!" he exclaimed, "This is not the w...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney's houses burned down - 'very poor people blamed'

Mitt Romney's houses burned down - 'very poor people blamed'

The American 2012 Republican nomination process took a twist today when the three houses owned by Mitt Romney all mysteriously burned to the ground. The incidents come just days after an interview when Romney told a foxy news presenter Dorothy Foxy t...

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Funny story: US outlaws satire: too hard to understand; primaries enough

US outlaws satire: too hard to understand; primaries enough

In a startling reverse of policies dating from the Revolutionary period, the U.S. has suspended the constitution and instituted censorship of all satire whether written or spoken. Comedians and writers are left stunned, as much as by facing the need...

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Funny story: Romney 'not concerned about the very poor,' admits being downright bored of them

Romney 'not concerned about the very poor,' admits being downright bored of them

TAMPA, Fl. - Despite an impressive 14-point victory in Florida, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney felt he couldn't vacate the state without sticking it to those Floridians--and Americans--who were least like the candidate: the very poor. In a...

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Funny story: Republicans To Ban Educated Candidates

Republicans To Ban Educated Candidates

In a move guaranteed to delight the liberal left, the GOP is to ban anyone with an education from entering future races to win the Republican presidential nomination. The decision has been welcomed by factions on the hard right and within the loos...

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Funny story: Obamicus Tries to Preserve His Crumbling Empire

Obamicus Tries to Preserve His Crumbling Empire

Rome: Emperor Obamicus has ruled the empire for almost four years, carrying the scepter and the burden of empire on his shoulders. Senator Obamicus bested Senators Clintonia and McCainius, to replace the aging Emperor Bushitis. The new emperor promis...

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Funny story: Rick Perry Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out Of The GOP Presidential Race

Rick Perry Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out Of The GOP Presidential Race

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry, following close on the heels of Jon Huntsman has announced that he is dropping out of the Republican Presidential Race. Perry spoke from the backyard deck of his Texas mansion with political reporter Mistletoe Bulova...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Shocked Republicans Don't Like Him

Mitt Romney Shocked Republicans Don't Like Him

Washington--Mitt Romney seemed shocked that Republicans would attack him for being Republican. "Doesn't the Republican Party stand for unfettered capitalism, large amounts of wealth, and token gestures to the poor and middle class? Because I thou...

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Funny story: Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back The Clock

Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back The Clock

Crossroads, South Carolina -- Despite their endless bickering, the Republican presidential candidates all agree that they would like to take the nation back to a more gentler and prosperous era. But they have very different views on what point in Am...

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Funny story: Republican Candidates In Speedo Bikinis For Next Debate

Republican Candidates In Speedo Bikinis For Next Debate

In an attempt to reach higher ratings for the next Republican debate, handlers decided that the candidates wear Speedo bikini bottoms. Hearing this proposition, Mitt Romney nervously crossed and uncrossed his legs, calling it a strange decision.

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Funny story: Iowan Eight "Mitt Romney voters" wake up with hangovers and recant - "He's a Pratt!" hits the morning papers

Iowan Eight "Mitt Romney voters" wake up with hangovers and recant - "He's a Pratt!" hits the morning papers

Mitt Romney's Mormon Holy Quest to lock down the 2012 Republican presidential nomination was sharply undercut this morning when eight Iowans who had apparently participated in caucus while under the influence of various dance club substances woke up...

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Funny story: Lost Pig-Wolf Hybrid Caught Roaming Halls of Congress

Lost Pig-Wolf Hybrid Caught Roaming Halls of Congress

Washington, DC - An disoriented pig-wolf hybrid was found roaming wild in the halls of Congress in the nations Capitol, authorities said Thursday. Capitol police found the approximately seven hundred pound pig-wolf near the entrance where lobbyist...

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