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Funny story: Pope calls for Israel to be wiped off the map 

Pope calls for Israel to be wiped off the map 

Pope Benedict XVI has joined the ranks of other religious fanatics, world leaders and nut jobs with calls to wipe Israel off the map.  Standing alongside Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, he delivered his strongest public support yet for blowing t...

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Funny story: Pope to visit Craggy Island

Pope to visit Craggy Island

In a surprise move, Pope Benedict XVI is to visit Craggy Island later this week on his way back from the Middle East. There he will meet local priests Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal McGuire and Father Jack Hackett at the island's parochial house...

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Funny story: Pope Craves Variety In Israeli Itinerary

Pope Craves Variety In Israeli Itinerary

In an off-guarded moment his Holiness Pope Benedict XVI has expressed a wish for some variety in an otherwise intense and politically sensitive visit to Israel. His itinerary is thus: Monday: Arrive in Israel. Meet President Shimon Peres T...

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Funny story: Pope does great stand-up routine in Jerusalem

Pope does great stand-up routine in Jerusalem

Pope Benedict today did a great concert in Jerusalem, winning many standing ovations for his excellent and famously tasteless comedy routine. 'Hi!', he shouted, running on to the stage there, dressed as a woman, 'how're ya doing, Israel?', to loud cheers from the huge audience. 'A funny thing happened to me on the way here', he said. 'A woman shouted out 'We don't want you Nazi swine coming her...

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Funny story: Pope sanctions State for Palestinians

Pope sanctions State for Palestinians

Following his historic trip to Israel - he tripped over the red carpet at Ben Gurion Airport on the way in - despite the potential controversy, the Pope has sanctioned their own State for the Palestinians. In a speech in several languanges, includ...

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Funny story: Pope Confirms Holocaust Happened 'Cos He Was There!

Pope Confirms Holocaust Happened 'Cos He Was There!

Pope Benedict XVI has spoken to thousands of people at the Yad Vashem Holocaust Memorial in Jerusalem, and has confirmed that the Holocaust did indeed happen. The pontiff pontificated on the subject, and said that, contrary to what some people bel...

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Funny story: Vatican Slams Angels And Daemons

Vatican Slams Angels And Daemons

In a week that sees the general release of the much awaited 'Angels And Daemons' movie starring Tom Shank, from a novel by Stan Brown which depicts a 'titanic struggle between good and evil' we were despatched to the eternal city of Rome to find out...

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Funny story: Pope Deplores Ideological Manipulation in Islam

Pope Deplores Ideological Manipulation in Islam

Pope Benedict the XVI speaking in Jordan denounced how a religion of peace and love like Islam could be manipulated by ideologues to foster prejudice, chauvinism and violence. "This great faith stands for peace, justice and loving kindness and y...

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Funny story: Third Secret of Fatima: Vatican's May 13th copycat shooting fears

Third Secret of Fatima: Vatican's May 13th copycat shooting fears

Holy Land - (Holy Ass Mess): Vatican security staff are warning the Pope of a likely copycat shooting attempt on this Wednesday's 28th anniversary of Pope John Paul II's brush with an assassin's bullet. Pope Benedict is on a five day Communion win...

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Funny story: Evil ugly-mug nutter is top new Maddie suspect

Evil ugly-mug nutter is top new Maddie suspect

Praia da Illuzion - (WTF? Mess): The sinister boss of an evil and depraved global terror group is the new top suspect in the Maddie McCann disappearance. An artist's impression released this week shows a 'hideously ugly' pervert who cops reckon i...

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Funny story: Vatican invites Hanks to play the young Pope JP2 Lodge

Vatican invites Hanks to play the young Pope JP2 Lodge

Vatican City - (Papal Ass Mess): So impressed were Vatican top brass with Tom Hanks' latest performance in Dan Brown's Angels & Demons that they lobbied for the US movie actor to audition for the lead role of Carol Wojtyla in a proposed new film...

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Funny story: Pope orders the immediate capture of Tom Hanks

Pope orders the immediate capture of Tom Hanks

Pope Benedict XVI has taken a hard-line stance against the new film "Angels and Demons", by ordering the assassination of actor Tom Hanks in the name of God himself. It is certainly an aggressive stance to the film which does paint the Catholic ch...

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Funny story: Ratzinger will officiate at funeral of his only lawfully wedded wife

Ratzinger will officiate at funeral of his only lawfully wedded wife

London - (Third Reich Ass Mess): Pope Joe Ratzinger has been asked to officiate at the long-awaited funeral of his only lawfully-wedded spouse, Queen Elizabeth II, at Scotland's Ballybollox Castle next year. An official government reply under the...

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Funny story: Pope to tell Charles 'why he had Diana topped'

Pope to tell Charles 'why he had Diana topped'

Rome - (Unholy Mess): In a prime time televised audience on Monday the Pope will tell Prince Charles 'why he had Diana topped' and hand him the legal bills for all the ensuing ungodly fuss. Charles and his live-in fag hag Camilla are travelling to...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing to the Pope wearing Turin Shroud dress!

Susan Boyle to sing to the Pope wearing Turin Shroud dress!

The Pope, has shocked the Vatican, by ordering Susan Boyle to sing for him and the Turin Shroud fashioned into her Evening Gown. The Pope ordered his minions to his Papal bed after having a bright idea, like goggled-eyed Velma Dinkley does in 'Sc...

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Funny story: "Pope Friction", Quentin Tarantino in Vatican outrage.

"Pope Friction", Quentin Tarantino in Vatican outrage.

Despite initial reservations, it would seem that the creative muse has visited herself upon the producer in the form of his most recent film. Critics praise Tarantino's latest offering as a return to form. "Pump factions" is a lesbian, vampire Nun , martial arts extravaganza combining elements of traditional "Grind house" movies, "Planet of the apes" and an emotive soundtrack written by Link...

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Funny story: Blair goes down on Pope to prove homosexuality 'all god clean fun'

Blair goes down on Pope to prove homosexuality 'all god clean fun'

Vatican Shitty - (Blowjob Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has offered to go down on Pope Joe Ratzinger to help make the point that gayness is 'all god (sic) clean fun'. His London orifice has even sent the Ponitff a couple of homegrown holid...

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