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Funny story: Help Me I Am In An Alien Spacecraft!

Help Me I Am In An Alien Spacecraft!

In one of her last acts before she was kidnapped by aliens and transported to The Newly Improved North Korea, Rebekaah Brooks fired all 23,453 journalists and staff at the News of the Sophist's Wurlitzer, in an ultimately vain, venal and in some case...

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Funny story: Police close to solving Midsomer murders

Police close to solving Midsomer murders

Thames valley police say they are closing the net on the so called Midsomer butcher. Over the last ten years the sleepy villages in the Midsomer area have been witness to at least one hundred brutal murders. Criminal activity on this scale is rare...

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Funny story: The Spoof! Now A Crime In Progress

The Spoof! Now A Crime In Progress

Police from the London Met shut down The Spoof! and declared it a crime scene or to be a more exact the scene of a crime in progress. The police received the following tip off from spoofter Alex99 who wrote an email to them in which he described h...

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Funny story: Nottingham Survey on Police Morale Carried Out

Nottingham Survey on Police Morale Carried Out

The Nottingham council have organised, conducted and financed a survey, on what the Nottingham police officers actually think about the cut-backs of 289 of their number from the Service in the Nottingham area, and how they will affect them personally...

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Funny story: Documentary 'Luthor' to be used for Police Training

Documentary 'Luthor' to be used for Police Training

Metropolitan Police are now using popular BBC documentary 'Luther' as a training video. In it, maverick (is there any other type?) detective John Luther, played by that bloke from The Wire is seen to solve any numbers of crimes and deaths, whilst...

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Funny story: Burglars breaking in can now be stabbed, but only if there's a knife available and the burglar has no gun!

Burglars breaking in can now be stabbed, but only if there's a knife available and the burglar has no gun!

The laws allowing burglars to do their dirty deeds is about to be radically changed according to "man of the people" Ken Clark. In fact he has told all innocent houseowners, scared grannies, home alone children, etc, "grab a bread knife as big as you...

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Funny story: Glastonbury - Police detain 137,000 people for questioning

Glastonbury - Police detain 137,000 people for questioning

A senior member of David Cameron's Tory constituency association has been found dead in a toilet at Glastonbury Festival, the police announced a curfew with immediate effect, no one is to leave Glastonbury. Of the 137,000 people attending the fest...

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Funny story: Buju Banton jailed for 10 years

Buju Banton jailed for 10 years

Grammy-award-winning star Buju Banton has been sentenced to 10 years in jail in the US for his role in setting up a cocaine deal in 2009. The singer, whose real name is Mark Myrie, was told at Tampa federal court that he must serve five years' pro...

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Funny story: Police To Chase Criminals On Buses

Police To Chase Criminals On Buses

A hard-up police force has negotiated free bus travel to get its officers to their beats. Uniformed bobbies in Gloucestershire will be able to hop on Stagecoach vehicles in a bid to save petrol costs and wear and tear on patrol cars. Gloucester...

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Funny story: Newby Isle of Wight New Police Training unveiled which includes Susan Boyle and Lady Gaga

Newby Isle of Wight New Police Training unveiled which includes Susan Boyle and Lady Gaga

Police officers on The Isle of Wight are being sent on a strange training course that uses clips of singers Lady Gaga and Susan Boyle to explain issues surrounding equality and diversity to staff. Those in attendance also have to listen to a varie...

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Funny story: Greater Manchester Police: Cutting Officers by the 1,000, whilst paying out £1,000s to an Inspector who fails the annual 'shield run'!

Greater Manchester Police: Cutting Officers by the 1,000, whilst paying out £1,000s to an Inspector who fails the annual 'shield run'!

Greater Manchester Police: As one of Britain's largest Police forces, Greater Manchester Police will be shrinking by almost a quarter, as nearly 3,000 will lose their employment, forming part of a huge programme of reform aimed at saving £134million in the wake of the Government's spending review. Whilst this is going on, Greater Manchester Police now stands to pay out £30,000, after an employ...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Trip To Tijuana, Mexico Turns Into A Horrible Nightmare!

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Trip To Tijuana, Mexico Turns Into A Horrible Nightmare!

TIJUANA, Mexico - Arnold Schwarzenegger traveled down to Tijuana, Mexico to purchase some stress pills which one can legally purchase as long as they are for your own consumption The former governor of California and presently one of its most famo...

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Funny story: Police Department Budget Cuts Force The Laying Off of Paro The K-9 Pooch

Police Department Budget Cuts Force The Laying Off of Paro The K-9 Pooch

EAST HAVEN, Connecticut - Well it was a sad day at the East Haven Police Department. The economic crisis had forced the department to make a budget cut and sad to say Paro the police dog had been earmarked to be laid off. The five-year-old German...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Who Is Under 'House Arrest,' Explains Why Her Electronic Monitoring System Device Went Off

Lindsay Lohan, Who Is Under 'House Arrest,' Explains Why Her Electronic Monitoring System Device Went Off

VENICE BEACH - One of the luckiest women in the entire world has once again pushed her unbelievable luck past the point of being ridiculous. Lindsay Lohan who was sentenced to serve 35 days under 'house arrest' in the cozy, comfort of her own home...

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Funny story: The Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Crashes Into A Police Car

The Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Crashes Into A Police Car

FLORENCE, Italy - The cast of The Jersey Shore seems to somehow manage to stay on the front pages of the Italian news media. The Daily Vino reports that one of the shows stars, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the little bitty actress and a female companion were driving in Florence looking for a nice pizza parlor. As their Fiat Multipla approached an intersection Polizzi did not notice that there wa...

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Funny story: Barnsley Swearing Police On Patrol

Barnsley Swearing Police On Patrol

Get caught swearing in Barnsley from next month and you could face a fine of £80. People will be asked to report anyone causing offence or intimidation by the use of bad language. The fines process follows discussions between South Yorkshire Po...

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Funny story: Police use Helicopter to Save Cat from Mistreatment

Police use Helicopter to Save Cat from Mistreatment

A Police helicopter that happened to be airborne in Oxfordshire was sent to deal with an incident of a 15 year old lad pulling the tail of a cat. Owner, Marge Marks, phoned the police about her cat's tail being pulled by the youngster and the deci...

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