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Funny story: Male Enhancement Pill Has Astonishing Results

Male Enhancement Pill Has Astonishing Results

New Yawk NY-- The Phizzer Company's new pill--Exxxtend--has been giving remarkable results in early tests. The pill is designed to lengthen the penis. Some men have seen their members grow by as much as ten yards after only a few days on the pill!...

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Funny story: Dear Paraphernalia4yourgenitalia: Rolling, Motorized Resiliently Pliable Artificial Penis

Dear Paraphernalia4yourgenitalia: Rolling, Motorized Resiliently Pliable Artificial Penis

Dear P4YG, Recently I read about "a rolling toaster sized metal box outfitted with a motorized 'resiliently pliable artificial penis' " in the NY Times Book Review section. Apparently a Mr. William Harvey currently holds the patent on said device. I am writing to you with a number of questions:...

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Funny story: Vice as Nice!

Vice as Nice!

Mark Clitheroe, a 43 year male from Leyland, Lancashire has been given an official police caution after he was discovered having sex with a workbench vice.

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Funny story: Fauxzer anounces Penis Reduction Pill

Fauxzer anounces Penis Reduction Pill

New York - Pharmaceutical giant Fauxzer INC is set launch an over the counter penis reduction pill under the name brand "Imahung" the company announced today. "Imahung" will launch the company's entrance into the male de-enha...

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Funny story: Penis of Hillary Clinton Goes On World Tour

Penis of Hillary Clinton Goes On World Tour

Hillary Clinton decided that if she isn't going to win the Presidency (Dictatorship) of the USA she will cut off "little Hill" and send it around the world on tour.

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Funny story: Giant Talking Penis To Be Circumsised In NY

Giant Talking Penis To Be Circumsised In NY

A giant talking penis is making comments wherever it goes and getting on the news right and left and some people are calling for it to finally be circumcised once and for all.

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Funny story: Harry Potter exhibition in World Tour for ever!

Harry Potter exhibition in World Tour for ever!

A US company has teamed up with Warner Bros Studios for Harry Potter: The Exhibition.

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Funny story: It's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!

It's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!

The champions league quarter final clash between Liverpool and arsenal at Anfield last night proved to be eventful, entertaining, and also controversial.

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Funny story: Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.

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Funny story: Penis Erectus

Penis Erectus

Harry, Ron, Sophie and Jenny are in the Hogwarts grounds discussing contraceptive devices. Jenny likes the 'Weasley wizarding preggers pill' where as Ron prefers the penis top hat.

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Funny story: N.O.W. Protests Use of Cocks

N.O.W. Protests Use of Cocks

The National Organization of Women (N.O.W.) has filed a motion to limit the use of cocks in daily American life. The group, made up of mostly radical feminists and bull-dyke lesbians, feel that cocks are too plentiful and are over-saturating the mar...

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Funny story: Man Loses Penis in Cockfight

Man Loses Penis in Cockfight

JIANGXI PROVINCE, CHINA - "A fool and his penis are soon parted." It was a lesson to be learned the hard way for local man Mi No Do, as the gambling addict wagered, and lost, his family's most prized possession - a preserved tiger peni...

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Funny story: Boy from India has world's biggest zit removed

Boy from India has world's biggest zit removed

A boy with a zit large enough to be considered an environmental threat to others has had the pus-filled tumour removed, authorities in India said today.

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Funny story: Lady Spoof Writers Agree to Referee Size Contest

Lady Spoof Writers Agree to Referee Size Contest

Queen Mudder, Carina-Eta, Gail Farrelly, Jenny Bigtits, and other female Spoof writers, having grown tired of the current pissing contest between some of the males on the site, have agreed to referee a contest at the annual writer's picnic to see whi...

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Funny story: WondraBra Makers Announce "Wonder Pants"

WondraBra Makers Announce "Wonder Pants"

The makers of the Wonder Bra have announced a new line of Wonder Boxer Shorts for men. Dubbed the "Wonder Pants", the male underwear 'enhancer' works much the same, as it's fema...

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Funny story: British Men Have Huge Penises - Fact

British Men Have Huge Penises - Fact

Scientists in Plymouth have concluded that British men have the largest penises in the world. Condom makers have been advised that they need to make mega condoms to help these poor afflicted men, but they have said a straight no.

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Funny story: Indian Men Have Small Penises - Fact

Indian Men Have Small Penises - Fact

Scientists in India have concluded that Indian men have the smallest penises in the world. Condom makers have been advised that they need to make mini condoms to help these poor afflicted men.

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