Prince Harry, the brave soldier brought home from Afghanistan because it wasn't dangerous enough for him, is to have his penis pierced, in what has become known as Prince Albert style.
You definitely would not see this at Ascot, Cheltenham or Aintree, forty men running naked at bizarre race meeting.
Lorena Bobbit has been out of the public spotlight for several years since her famous scuffle with her ex-husband ended with police searching a vacant lot for his severed penis. The former criminal (charge with a felony, as she could not be charged...
Researchers at the Graduate School for French History in Paris have learned that Napoleon Bonaparte had a previously unknown fifteen inch long (while flacid) penis. This was discovered when early tin and glass photographs of Napolean and Josephine w...
Washington, DC - Convinced that a man having to suffer ED was just as unbearable and unnecessary as a child having to suffer from ADD, a small group of scientists dedicated themselves to finding a cheaper and equally effective alternative to the chem...
(La La Land, CA) - Trying to prove he's still got the biggest firecracker in Hollywood, Will Smith's summer tent pole, hanCock, will throw down with Pixar's giant WALL-E in American theaters over the 4th...
(Manila) A manicurist who was told while in flagrante delicto that his longtime paramour had had an affair with a 'fellow' hairstylist is accused of castrating said lover in a horrific act of grooming gone wrong.
Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.
New Yawk NY-- The Phizzer Company's new pill--Exxxtend--has been giving remarkable results in early tests. The pill is designed to lengthen the penis. Some men have seen their members grow by as much as ten yards after only a few days on the pill!...
Dear P4YG, Recently I read about "a rolling toaster sized metal box outfitted with a motorized 'resiliently pliable artificial penis' " in the NY Times Book Review section. Apparently a Mr. William Harvey currently holds the patent on said device. I am writing to you with a number of questions:...
Mark Clitheroe, a 43 year male from Leyland, Lancashire has been given an official police caution after he was discovered having sex with a workbench vice.
New York - Pharmaceutical giant Fauxzer INC is set launch an over the counter penis reduction pill under the name brand "Imahung" the company announced today. "Imahung" will launch the company's entrance into the male de-enha...
Hillary Clinton decided that if she isn't going to win the Presidency (Dictatorship) of the USA she will cut off "little Hill" and send it around the world on tour.
A giant talking penis is making comments wherever it goes and getting on the news right and left and some people are calling for it to finally be circumcised once and for all.
A US company has teamed up with Warner Bros Studios for Harry Potter: The Exhibition.
The champions league quarter final clash between Liverpool and arsenal at Anfield last night proved to be eventful, entertaining, and also controversial.
The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.
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