Business Secretary Vince Cable has been locked in a cabinet and told to stay in there until he's learnt "a damn good lesson". Downing Street made the decision after Rupert Murdoch labelled Cable "a bloody fool" for being honest to an overcover report...
Residents living near Istanbul airport were amazed this morning when a plane flew overhead bearing the British Airways livery. As it looked as though it might be landing, crowds flocked to the airport to see this rare phenomenon. Disembarking pas...
Vince Cable, once considered the only capable person in the Liberal Democrats, has put himself in a huge pile of shit. Speaking to two Telegraph reporters posing as Lib Dem constituents they obtained from Cable a series of comments meant for their...
Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive" during a mince pie summit at Downing Street yesterday. Whilst eating mince pies and drinking egg nog yesterday, Union leaders told the Prime Minister that, indeed - cuts in c...
Superfriends Sarah Palin and John Boehner believe they have figured out the "what", the "who", and the "when" -- but the "where" and the "how" remain sketchy. Palin: "I have a source of good intelligence who tells me that those three (Santa Claus,...
The UK has tonight been plunged into yet another political crisis as the coalition government has dramatically disbanded over a shambolic Secret Santa involving the most senior government ministers. According to breaking reports, the Secret Santa...
The Government's (or what passes for one) bold scheme to repair the economy appears to be going tit's up at warp speed. So much so, that it has emerged top Government mandarin, Cabinet Secretary Sir Gus 'Wun Hung Lo' O'Donnell has privately urged par...
Protected by a chic kevlar 'stab vest', Labour MP Harriet "Harridan" Harmon addressed her constituency in Camberwell & Peckham surrounded by a phalanx of armed security, and hailed her fellow fiddling MPs "heroes" for sending money 'home' so sup...
British Cabinet Ministers are concerned about the spread of specific rural contaminations into Government Offices, and Parliament in particular. Secretary of State for the Home Department, and Minister for Women and Equalities - The Rt Hon Theresa...
The next demonstration by students is likely to be faced by Police Cannons. One blast should finish off the ringleaders and the whole thing would be a bad dream. 'By May we should have the situation under control' announced the Home Secretary to an e...
As local councils across the UK await funding cuts from the coalition government, it has been revealed by government sources that Eric Pickles will be allowed to eat homeless families as part of the new Localism bill. Under the new bill councils w...
Eric Pickles, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government, has been replaced in the Cabinet following a vote of no confidence in the House of Commons. Despite being a major presence in the Conservative Party for over twenty years, Tory MP...
MP Harriet Harman today continued leading Britain down a long, lonely, winding road through the wilderness of ignorance and self-interest and toward a brighter equal future with prizes for all. Her latest targets are the songs that dare not speak...
LONDON - After a stupidly narrow defeat of 21 votes, a tuition fee rise for next year's university students was met with severe irony as a clause was found in the document. All the party members who voted for the fee rise will have to pay their un...
As MP's decided to go home after the day at the office, where they had clobbered the university education of the country, the escape route was closed by people who were underwhelmed by their decision. 'You're in for an all night sitting' explained...
The government announced today the formation of a new parliamentary committee to examine the possible harmful effects of the news on the population. Reports in recent weeks from various academic sources have shown what many have suspected for deca...
One hundred Liberal Democrat activists have suggested to their leader Nick Clegg that the party will be back 'in the political wilderness' if they do not oppose the proposed rise in student fees. However there were few signs today that Clegg will...
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