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Funny story: Rasputin Joins the Cabinet (Part 2)

Rasputin Joins the Cabinet (Part 2)

INorder to publise the addition of Rasputin to the Cabinet, David Cameron has agreed to a request by David Dimbleby to participate in question time in Siberia. The panel will include his good friend Boris Johnson, his not so good friend John Prescott plus special guest Secretary of State Hilary Clinton. Qustion time was held in the picturesque town of Omsk, Dimbleby welcome the media and the l...

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Funny story: Tory Old Goat embarasses the Con dems

Tory Old Goat embarasses the Con dems

In today's world where a sneeze on one side of the world can give someone in another part of the world flu. I am here to report some news that happened less than a few hours ago and boy is it causing shockwaves at Downing street. Michael Heseltine...

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Funny story: Government Give Boost for Bikes

Government Give Boost for Bikes

The huge increase in Rail Fares which will come in due to the Government's Spending Review has given a boost to the Biking fraternity. 'Get on your Bike' is the cry from the deepest depths of a cavern in the Derbyshire Hills. 'If you can't find a...

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Funny story: UK government admit to gerontophilia

UK government admit to gerontophilia

A UK government spokesman has admitted that spending cuts aimed to hit everyone under the age of 66 were implemented because they want to shag old people.   'We want to have sex with old people' admitted a government spokesperson. 'This is why we...

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Funny story: No Matter What Sky News Reports - The Coalition Has Signed Its Own Death Warrant

No Matter What Sky News Reports - The Coalition Has Signed Its Own Death Warrant

Independent observers declared today that the Con-Dem government spending review was the equivalent of political suicide for the coalition government. As analysts revealed that the true purpose of the spending review was to get people off welfare,...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger to run for Parliament

Mick Jagger to run for Parliament

 Aging front man for the legendary rock band The Rolling Stones has announced that he will run for a seat in The House of Commons. "I am serious" he told skeptical reporters. "Why, Mick? Why are you doing it" Called out one reporter from the BBC.

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Funny story: Incredible Plan to get Attilla the Hun into No 11!

Incredible Plan to get Attilla the Hun into No 11!

The News of the World made a sensational report today with secret cameras revealing Muggers in the City. At a secret location a NOW secret agent with a camera in her lapel filmed a well known City magnate claiming benefits for his children who are...

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Funny story: Defence in the Firing Line

Defence in the Firing Line

With the Government completing the spending review the Defence industries are feeling under fire. But a solution to their problems has emerged and our briefings tell us of remarkable last minute UK deals. We learn that Trident is back in favour an...

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Funny story: What the f**k is a quango?

What the f**k is a quango?

Well it's not an extinct bird from the rainforests of Madagascar or a fancy drum played by the homeless on street corners. For those of us that care the most simple definition has to be they are black holes for our cash. Yes, for the last 10 years these so called think tanks and department supervisors have been hovering up tax payer's cash like an Essex girl snorts coke on a Friday night, but n...

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Funny story: Have the Coalition been rumbled?

Have the Coalition been rumbled?

As the day of reckoning approaches for the Coalition, it is reported that Prison Governors fear that their prisons may be emptied. With October 20th, aka "Big Cut day, vive the Big Society" the blackest day for the ordinary UK citizen since their...

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Funny story: An Unlikely Dream

An Unlikely Dream

I had this dream about the Tory Conference. George Osborne alienated his core voters and the Daily Mail had apoplexy. Cameron apologised for the gigantic cock up and said sorry for the atrocious mathematics, but it was all because of the mess left by Labour. Boris tried to get the limelight and failed. Warring factions threatened to cause problems. LibDems complained they didn't know about the...

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Funny story: George Osborne Proposes '1.9 Children Per Family' Limit

George Osborne Proposes '1.9 Children Per Family' Limit

Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has caused outrage in a speech in which he says that, rather than scrapping Child Benefit, he is to put a proposition to the House of Commons that a 'childbirth limit' is to be set, to prevent p...

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Funny story: George Osborne receives many thank you notes, Tories livid

George Osborne receives many thank you notes, Tories livid

"We are all in this together." - So, it is reported, Mr and Mrs Ed Bowls and Ed Multiband and partner are happy to echo. The lucky couples will continue to receive Child Benefit. Even though they are filthy rich and dare it be mentioned, Labour to...

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Funny story: What is true coalition government?

What is true coalition government?

In current times, political parties and other pressure groups are more concerned with obtaining power, holding on to that power at all costs and protecting their own vested interests. They are less concerned with serving the very people who elected them and handed them that power. Add to this, the influence of big business and the flow of targeted donations into the coffers of the political par...

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Funny story: Tories left to "Clean Up Labour Mess". Kim and Aggie called in.

Tories left to "Clean Up Labour Mess". Kim and Aggie called in.

Fans of Channel Four's lame show "How Clean is Your House" have a special episode to look forward to at last, as David Cameron hired the vindicious pair to clean up the mess left by the Labour Party. Kim Woodburn, the naggy old bird from I'm a Cel...

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Funny story: Blue Tits Scandalised

Blue Tits Scandalised

So Ed Miliband doesn't believe in God and has been living with a woman and they are having children without getting married. What a normal guy. How refreshing. Scandalised old maids and screwed up Catholic paedophiles must surely be against him b...

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Funny story: Vuvuzelas "Permitted in House of Commons"

Vuvuzelas "Permitted in House of Commons"

Fans of the mosquito like buzzy instrument rejoice! Vuvuzelas have been passed as a legal accessory in the House of Commons. After a massive root about in Gordon Brown's' archives, we discovered the last law he ever passed: Vuvuzelas are permitted...

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