Hilton Hotels announced today that it is renaming several of its French hotels as part of its internet marketing strategy. In the most notable change, the Hilton Paris will be renamed the Paris Hilton.
Hayden Panettierre, the young cheerleader from the cast of Heroes, turns eighteen years old this week. For her official entry into the world of Hollywood sleaze, other media personalities are throwing her a "skanking out" party. Each of several fam...
Hollywood , CA - Inspired by the courage of Fake Steve Jobs, Fake Paris Hilton has announced plans to give up her decadent lifestyle and enter a life of humble public service.
Reports have surfaced that Chelsea star Frank Lampard has checked into the Paris Hilton (talent-less socialite, not the French location of the popular hotel chain), resulting in the conception of a child.
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Paris Hilton is angry about her recent media blackout. Since shortly after her release from prison, several international news agencies have refused to carry stories about the socialite for at least one month.
Sources can now reveal that heiress Paris Hilton has won a new movie role. Hilton will play a teacher in the sequel to Bratz: The Movie. The sequel, called Bratz: School For Slutz, will be released in 2008.
Ruetours Press - Virgin American Airlines is hiring psuedo celebrities to serve as crew members on their maiden "virgin" flights between New York and Los Angelos.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton had a foursome today. They all played tennis at Wimbledon as a fund raiser for the Ron Paul for President 2008 campaign.
Paris Hilton has been reported to be gravely concerned for youth the world over.
Lynwood, California - (Ass Mess): "I love Sherrif Lee Baca!" proclaims the 10ft x 6ft laminated poster of the Los Angeles Sherrif department top man in what has been dubbed the official Paris Hilton Suite at the Lunwood Correctiona...
Rumor has it that Nicole Richie has made a decision on where to spend her 4 days in jail. Nicole was sentenced to 4 days incarceration by a Los Angeles court mediator a few days ago. Nice thing for Nicole is, she decides where and when she does her t...
In Los Angelos today it was good news for lost starlets struggling to stay sober. Paris Hilton has started the first of what will be a chain of rehab centers, called "Tough Love", to be located at Hilton Resorts around the world.
Hollywood - (Ass Mess): It's back to the trailer-trash lifestyle for wannabe somebody heiress Paris Hilton in a dramatic week that has seen her cut off from her family's inheritance and blocked from any further monthly truss fund payments.
I can't even spoof this so I'll make no attempt. Barron Hilton has decided Paris Hilton has embarrassed the Hilton clan for the last time. The porno was one thing but after getting 23 days incarceration in a Lynwood Correctional faci...
Beverly Hills, California - The once self-proclaim contender for father of the late Ana Nicole Smith's baby, eighth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Frederic Von Anhalt, was found handcuffed and naked in the backseat of his Rolls Royce, behind the Bel-A...
Britney Spears' bodyguard is facing a battery charge after allegedly 'battling' with photographers who were trying to take pictures of the singer's vagina.
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