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Funny story: Hilton Renames French Hotels: Hilton Paris Now Paris Hilton

Hilton Renames French Hotels: Hilton Paris Now Paris Hilton

Hilton Hotels announced today that it is renaming several of its French hotels as part of its internet marketing strategy. In the most notable change, the Hilton Paris will be renamed the Paris Hilton.

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Funny story: Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hayden Panettierre, the young cheerleader from the cast of Heroes, turns eighteen years old this week. For her official entry into the world of Hollywood sleaze, other media personalities are throwing her a "skanking out" party. Each of several fam...

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Funny story: Inspired by Fake Steve Jobs, Fake Paris Hilton Makes Big Announcement

Inspired by Fake Steve Jobs, Fake Paris Hilton Makes Big Announcement

Hollywood , CA - Inspired by the courage of Fake Steve Jobs, Fake Paris Hilton has announced plans to give up her decadent lifestyle and enter a life of humble public service.

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Funny story: Hilton tells Lampard "I'm pregnant and its yours!" Mourinho say he's proud!

Hilton tells Lampard "I'm pregnant and its yours!" Mourinho say he's proud!

Reports have surfaced that Chelsea star Frank Lampard has checked into the Paris Hilton (talent-less socialite, not the French location of the popular hotel chain), resulting in the conception of a child.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Netflix List

Paris Hilton's Netflix List

Caged Heat The 500 Blows...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Angered At Media Blackout

Paris Hilton Angered At Media Blackout

Paris Hilton is angry about her recent media blackout. Since shortly after her release from prison, several international news agencies have refused to carry stories about the socialite for at least one month.

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Funny story: Hilton to star in Sequel

Hilton to star in Sequel

Sources can now reveal that heiress Paris Hilton has won a new movie role. Hilton will play a teacher in the sequel to Bratz: The Movie. The sequel, called Bratz: School For Slutz, will be released in 2008.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, New Stewardess on Virgin American Airlines

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, New Stewardess on Virgin American Airlines

Ruetours Press - Virgin American Airlines is hiring psuedo celebrities to serve as crew members on their maiden "virgin" flights between New York and Los Angelos.

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Funny story: Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton Have Foursome

Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton Have Foursome

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton had a foursome today. They all played tennis at Wimbledon as a fund raiser for the Ron Paul for President 2008 campaign.

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Funny story: Paris Says Youth Should Be Forgiven, Not Judged

Paris Says Youth Should Be Forgiven, Not Judged

Paris Hilton has been reported to be gravely concerned for youth the world over.

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Funny story: Nicole Richie ready to check into the Hilton Suite at Lynwood

Nicole Richie ready to check into the Hilton Suite at Lynwood

Lynwood, California - (Ass Mess): "I love Sherrif Lee Baca!" proclaims the 10ft x 6ft laminated poster of the Los Angeles Sherrif department top man in what has been dubbed the official Paris Hilton Suite at the Lunwood Correctiona...

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Funny story: Nicole Richie Will Seductively Lounge In The Paris Hilton

Nicole Richie Will Seductively Lounge In The Paris Hilton

Rumor has it that Nicole Richie has made a decision on where to spend her 4 days in jail. Nicole was sentenced to 4 days incarceration by a Los Angeles court mediator a few days ago. Nice thing for Nicole is, she decides where and when she does her t...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Open Rehab Facility: Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to be First Clients!

Paris Hilton To Open Rehab Facility: Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to be First Clients!

In Los Angelos today it was good news for lost starlets struggling to stay sober. Paris Hilton has started the first of what will be a chain of rehab centers, called "Tough Love", to be located at Hilton Resorts around the world.

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Funny story: Skid row Hilton forced to sell home and move into trailer

Skid row Hilton forced to sell home and move into trailer

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): It's back to the trailer-trash lifestyle for wannabe somebody heiress Paris Hilton in a dramatic week that has seen her cut off from her family's inheritance and blocked from any further monthly truss fund payments.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Quits Simple Life to do Opera; Cut From Barron Hilton's Will

Paris Hilton Quits Simple Life to do Opera; Cut From Barron Hilton's Will

I can't even spoof this so I'll make no attempt. Barron Hilton has decided Paris Hilton has embarrassed the Hilton clan for the last time. The porno was one thing but after getting 23 days incarceration in a Lynwood Correctional faci...

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Funny story: The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

Beverly Hills, California - The once self-proclaim contender for father of the late Ana Nicole Smith's baby, eighth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Frederic Von Anhalt, was found handcuffed and naked in the backseat of his Rolls Royce, behind the Bel-A...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Bodyguard 'Was Just Protecting Her Vagina'

Britney Spears Bodyguard 'Was Just Protecting Her Vagina'

Britney Spears' bodyguard is facing a battery charge after allegedly 'battling' with photographers who were trying to take pictures of the singer's vagina.

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