It has been discovered in Ray Mears' fake diary entries that he has actually met Osama Bin Laden.
Sky News has reported that apparently Osama Bin Laden has been trying to arrange a Tete-a-Tete with Dubya in Geneva next month as the Al Qaeda Leader is in Switzerland having a meeting with his Bank Manager.
Osama Bin Laden left the hiding place of his cave to celebrate the birth of his latest grandson. As there is already another grandson named Osama, he had to choose another name. He opted for Obama, after his favorite American politician.
Vatican - (Preposterous Mess): Newly-marrieds Jane Felix Browne and Omar Bin Laden are in Rome, hoping for a Papal audience in their continuing public campaign to find missing paterfamilias Osama Bin Laden.
It has come to light that a new buyer has bid for Liverpool football club.
Osama Bin Laden is expected to endorse Hillary Rodham Clinton as the Democratic presidential candidate today. The world's chief terrorist is rumored to favor Clinton because "she'll terrorize America in ways I never thought of."
Osama Bin Laden has been voted as business leader of the year by the World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland.
An anonymous source at the Al Jazzeria Network has leaked an audio recording of a meeting between Osama bin Laden and his accomplices, showing them planning the 9-11 attacks. A transcript follows. [note: the CIA cannot currently verify the authenticity of the tapes, but will do so when it's clear the public is going to fall for it.]...
Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Osama Bin Ladin earned and saved enough money from the sale of goat gonads that he was able to open a gay bar for his band of lonely mujahideen bandoleros and fighters.
Al Qaeda has announced that it has made an offer to buy the troubled bank Northern Rock.
Having not much to do because of industrial action in other countries, Portuguese air traffic controllers scannned the airwaves. Apart from the usual 'Find Madeline' broadcasts, the BBC World Service and the occasional inbound flight to the A...
Barbara Walters has announced that in the coming weeks, Osama Bin Laden will serve as guest-host on "The View." Bin Laden approached Walters about the possibility following Joy Behar's comments last week about the absence of prophets i...
Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - News sources along Pakistan's border with Afghanistan report that Bin Ladin has left his cave home and has found a new job in town.
Washington DC (IPP) - The new rules for American's drivers licenses signals yet another victory for Bin laden, the Taliban, and enemies of civil liberties everywhere.
Recent videos released by Al Qaida and Osama Bin Laden are designed to reassure the world that Bin Laden is alive, well and healthy. Experts agree that Bin Laden looks "slightly less emaciated" and "not quite as cadaverous" as he...
(Washington, D.C.) The Washington Post today released sections of a memo from George Bush to Directors of Homeland Security and CIA, Michael Cherthoff and Michael Hayden that was written on November 19, 2007. It begins, "I just pardoned the turk...
Wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden has been spotted in Soho square today, it has been reported he is going to be interviewed for the England job. It is not without a show of dismay from England fans, who are disappointed to see someone...
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