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Funny story: George Bush to meet Osama Bin Laden at Geneva Peace Conference

George Bush to meet Osama Bin Laden at Geneva Peace Conference

Sky News has reported that apparently Osama Bin Laden has been trying to arrange a Tete-a-Tete with Dubya in Geneva next month as the Al Qaeda Leader is in Switzerland having a meeting with his Bank Manager.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Names Newest Grandson After Barack Obama

Osama Bin Laden Names Newest Grandson After Barack Obama

Osama Bin Laden left the hiding place of his cave to celebrate the birth of his latest grandson. As there is already another grandson named Osama, he had to choose another name. He opted for Obama, after his favorite American politician.

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Funny story: Papal audience for Mrs & Mrs Bin Laden Jr

Papal audience for Mrs & Mrs Bin Laden Jr

Vatican - (Preposterous Mess): Newly-marrieds Jane Felix Browne and Omar Bin Laden are in Rome, hoping for a Papal audience in their continuing public campaign to find missing paterfamilias Osama Bin Laden.

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Funny story: Bin laden bids for Liverpool

Bin laden bids for Liverpool

It has come to light that a new buyer has bid for Liverpool football club.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden to endorse Clinton

Osama Bin Laden to endorse Clinton

Osama Bin Laden is expected to endorse Hillary Rodham Clinton as the Democratic presidential candidate today. The world's chief terrorist is rumored to favor Clinton because "she'll terrorize America in ways I never thought of."

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Funny story: Bin Laden named business leader of the year by World Economic Forum

Bin Laden named business leader of the year by World Economic Forum

Osama Bin Laden has been voted as business leader of the year by the World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland.

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Funny story: New Bin Laden Tape Found Showing Planning of 9/11 Attacks

New Bin Laden Tape Found Showing Planning of 9/11 Attacks

An anonymous source at the Al Jazzeria Network has leaked an audio recording of a meeting between Osama bin Laden and his accomplices, showing them planning the 9-11 attacks. A transcript follows. [note: the CIA cannot currently verify the authenticity of the tapes, but will do so when it's clear the public is going to fall for it.]...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Ladin Opens Gay Bar

Osama Bin Ladin Opens Gay Bar

Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Osama Bin Ladin earned and saved enough money from the sale of goat gonads that he was able to open a gay bar for his band of lonely mujahideen bandoleros and fighters.

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Funny story: Al Qaeda to buy Northern Rock

Al Qaeda to buy Northern Rock

Al Qaeda has announced that it has made an offer to buy the troubled bank Northern Rock.

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Funny story: Bin Laden's Eiffel Trifle?

Bin Laden's Eiffel Trifle?

Having not much to do because of industrial action in other countries, Portuguese air traffic controllers scannned the airwaves. Apart from the usual 'Find Madeline' broadcasts, the BBC World Service and the occasional inbound flight to the A...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden to Co-Host "The View"

Osama Bin Laden to Co-Host "The View"

Barbara Walters has announced that in the coming weeks, Osama Bin Laden will serve as guest-host on "The View." Bin Laden approached Walters about the possibility following Joy Behar's comments last week about the absence of prophets i...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Lands New Job

Bin Laden Lands New Job

Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - News sources along Pakistan's border with Afghanistan report that Bin Ladin has left his cave home and has found a new job in town.

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Funny story: New U.S. Drivers License Rules Victory for Taliban, Bin Ladin

New U.S. Drivers License Rules Victory for Taliban, Bin Ladin

Washington DC (IPP) - The new rules for American's drivers licenses signals yet another victory for Bin laden, the Taliban, and enemies of civil liberties everywhere.

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Funny story: Experts say Bin Laden "Less Emaciated"

Experts say Bin Laden "Less Emaciated"

Recent videos released by Al Qaida and Osama Bin Laden are designed to reassure the world that Bin Laden is alive, well and healthy. Experts agree that Bin Laden looks "slightly less emaciated" and "not quite as cadaverous" as he...

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Funny story: Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"

Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"

(Washington, D.C.) The Washington Post today released sections of a memo from George Bush to Directors of Homeland Security and CIA, Michael Cherthoff and Michael Hayden that was written on November 19, 2007. It begins, "I just pardoned the turk...

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Funny story: Bin Laden spotted in Soho

Bin Laden spotted in Soho

Wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden has been spotted in Soho square today, it has been reported he is going to be interviewed for the England job. It is not without a show of dismay from England fans, who are disappointed to see someone...

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Funny story: Breaking News - Obama is Actually Osama

Breaking News - Obama is Actually Osama

WASHINGTON, DC - To use a painting analogy, the Democratic Party is reeling and set to head for the canvas after learning there is a terrorist in their midst.

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